The Pokemon logic has arrived. Please, laugh your head off.

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Your goal is to capture all of the Pokémon!

Oh by the way, you might as well forget about that because some were only available if you downloaded them via WiFi when the game first came out.

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Last Bulbasaur in existence.

Give to 10-year-Old.

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Our world is incredibly vast!

There are only 10 cities.

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Catch Pokémon in the middle of the ocean.

You must use a machine to teach it how to swim.

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Pidgey is 4lbs.

It'll fly you anywhere.

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It is physically impossible to run

Without these shoes.

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Ah yes, my only grandson... What's his name again?

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Mewtwo is the world's most powerful Pokémon!

Don't worry, it can't leave the cave because someone is in the way.

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(These next 8 are a 6-Year-Old playing Pokémon games. Continue.)

Shiny Pokémon?

Glitch, better reset game.

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Level 100 Pikachu

HOW DO I RAICHU?

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Master Ball always works

Throw at trainer's Pokémon

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Pokémon about to faint, Champion match

You can do it, I belieeeve in yooou!

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WHEN DOES MEW EVOLVE

INTO MEWTWO

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Bike 1,000,000$ ?

SELL EVERYTHING

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Rival chooses stronger starter

RESTART

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Pokémon has a Pokémon virus

Release it so it doesn't break my game

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(Now we are at the plain old Pokémon funnies. You WILL laugh.)

Text: Noctowl used Hypnosis!

Text: Wild Entei fell asleep!

Trainer: Great, now all I have to do is throw a few Ultra-

Text: Wild Entei fled!

Trainer: WHAT THE HECK

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*Diglett on bed*

Get off the bed, Diglett!

*Diglett on slide*

Diglett, stop it.

*Diglett on top of building*

Get down, Diglett!

*Diglett in ocean*

This is getting silly...

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Justin: WOO HOO!!!

Youngster: Did you just look at ME?!?!

Justin: What? No. Why would I look at you? And why would-

Youngster: Forget it! Let's just battle!!!

Text: Youngster Joey has challenged you to a battle!

Youngster: I will show you the power of my shorts!!!!

Text: Justin is confused...

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*Pikachu with mustache*

Behold, the Pikachu with a mustache.

Continue.

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Justin: LOOK! There's the Biking Bridge!!! It's just past this little tree thing. C'mon!

Justin: *Starts climbing a tiny tree*

Girl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Justin: Climbing the tree, DUH!

Girl: YOU CAN'T CLIMB THAT TREE!!! You have to CUT it!

Justin: Why? It's tiny, I can just reach over!

Girl: IT'S THE RULE!!!!!

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Gyrados Lv. 100 vs. Pidgey Lv. 1

Gyrados used Hyper Beam!

*Engulfs Pidgey*

*Starts disinigrating cliff which Pidgey is standing on*

*Starts didinigrating the lake*

*Starts disinigrating the entire area*

*Beam of light seen from space*

*Beam of light seen from outside galaxy*

Pidgey fained.

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Latias: Brother! Latios! I s-saw him! I saw a Pokémon Trainer! They really DO exist!!!

Latios: Oh sweet sister, Latias. What did I tell you? Pokémon Trainers do not exist. They're all fake. We're perfectly hidden from society anyway, so there's no way a Trainer...

Latios: *Gets sucked into Master Ball:

Latas: AAAHHH!!! LATIOS!!!

Latias: *Starts crying*

Emerald: (Smug look on his face) *Holding Master Ball* Oh, hello Latias. Long time no catch. Oh right... You have five seconds to start running... Heheheh.

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What will happen when Pokémon starts running out of basic colors and gems and letters to start naming their games?

Pokémon Orangish Yellowish Tinted Bronze-Like With a Touch of Burgundy Red Version.

Tah-Dah.

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There you have 'em, folks! The funny Pokémon stuff! And remember, you can't spell Pokémon without Poké and Mon! Wait, how does that help? I have no idea...