So a man is breaking into a house. He gets a few steps in and he hears a voice.

"Jesus is watching."

He doesn't care, grabs a few things, and goes into the next room. Again, he hears the same voice.

"Jesus is watching."

He grabs a few things then goes into another room. He is about to turn on a light when he hears it again.

"Jesus is watching."

He turns on the light and he sees a parrot and an angry bulldog.

"Sick 'em, Jesus," The parrot says.