Moses, Jesus and an old man were playing golf.

First, Moses hits the ball into the water, separated the water, and hit it into the hole, so he got a Birdie.

Next, Jesus hits the ball onto the water, uses his powers to keep it afloat, walked over to the ball, and hits it into the hole, so he got a Birdie too.

Now, the old man hits the ball into the water, then a fish eats it, then a bird comes and picks up the fish, flies right over the hole, lightning strikes it, it drops the fish, the fish spots out the ball, and it lands in the hole, making it a Hole-In-One.

"Dad, you're no fun," Jesus says.