Three people were waiting in line to be judged by Moses to get into heaven.

"How did you die?" Moses asked the first man.

The first man replied: "I came home one day wondering wether my wife was cheating on me or not. Then I saw this guy hanging from my overhang. I grabbed a hammer and whacked his fingers, and he fell. But he landed in some bushes, so I pushed my fridge on him. But my shoelace got stuck on something on the bottom, and I fell 13 stories. I died."

"Well," Moses started, "you were trying to stop your wife from cheating on you, so you can go into heaven.

"Now how did you die?" He asked the second man.

The second man replied: "I was doing a dare to stand on the edge of my overhang, but I fell. Luckily, I grabbed another guy's overhang a floor or two down. Then this maniac starts whacking my hands with a hammer! I fell. Luckily, I landed in some bushes. But then he pushed a fridge on me! Who does that???"

"Well," Moses started. "you didn't do anything wrong, so you can go into heaven.

"Now how did YOU die?"

The last man started. "Picture this. I was hiding in a fridge."