Ok guys, this is chapter 30! Woo!

Anyway, I have something very special for the 4th of July.

Let's go!

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100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall!

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall!

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall!

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall!

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall!

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall!

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the wall!

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall!

(Dang! This is taking forever to do! Even with copy/paste!)

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 89 bottles of beer on the wall!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall!

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall!

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 86 bottles of beer on the wall!

86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 85 bottles of beer on the wall!

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 84 bottles of beer on the wall!

84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 83 bottles of beer on the wall!

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 82 bottles of beer on the wall!

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 80 bottles of beer on the wall!

80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 79 bottles of beer on the wall!

79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 78 bottles of beer on the wall!

78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 77 bottles of beer on the wall!

77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 76 bottles of beer on the wall!

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 75 bottles of beer on the wall!

75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 74 bottles of beer on the wall!

74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 73 bottles of beer on the wall!

73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 72 bottles of beer on the wall!

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 71 bottles of beer on the wall!

71 bottles of beer on the wall, 71 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 70 bottles of beer on the wall!

70 bottles of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 69 bottles of beer on the wall!

69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 68 bottles of beer on the wall!

68 bottles of beer on the wall, 68 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 67 bottles of beer on the wall!

66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 65 bottles of beer on the wall!

65 bottles of beer on the wall, 65 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 64 bottles of beer on the wall!

64 bottles of beer on the wall, 64 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 63 bottles of beer on the wall!

63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 62 bottles of beer on the wall!

62 bottles of beer on the wall, 62 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 61 bottles of beer on the wall!

61 bottles of beer on the wall, 61 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 60 bottles of beer on the wall!

60 bottles of beer on the wall, 60 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 59 bottles of beer on the wall!

59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 58 bottles of beer on the wall!

58 bottles of beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 57 bottles of beer on the wall!

57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 56 bottles of beer on the wall!

56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 55 bottles of beer on the wall!

55 bottles of beer on the wall, 55 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 54 bottles of beer on the wall!

54 bottles of beer on the wall, 54 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 53 bottles of beer on the wall!

53 bottles of beer on the wall, 53 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 52 bottles of beer on the wall!

52 bottles of beer on the wall, 52 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 51 bottles of beer on the wall!

51 bottles of beer on the wall, 51 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 50 bottles of beer on the wall!

(Halfway there! This is getting easier... Sorta)

50 bottles of beer on the wall, 50 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 49 bottles of beer on the wall!

49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of beer on the wall!

48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 47 bottles of beer on the wall!

47 bottles of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 46 bottles of beer on the wall!

46 bottles of beer on the wall, 46 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 45 bottles of beer on the wall!

45 bottles of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 44 bottles of beer on the wall!

44 bottles of beer on the wall, 44 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 43 bottles of beer on the wall!

43 bottles of beer on the wall, 43 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 42 bottles of beer on the wall!

42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 41 bottles of beer on the wall!

41 bottles of beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 40 bottles of beer on the wall!

40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 39 bottles of beer on the wall!

39 bottles of beer on the wall, 39 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 38 bottles of beer on the wall!

38 bottles of beer on the wall, 38 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 37 bottles of beer on the wall!

37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 36 bottles of beer on the wall!

36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 35 bottles of beer on the wall!

35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 34 bottles of beer on the wall!

34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 33 bottles of beer on the wall!

33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 32 bottles of beer on the wall!

32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 31 bottles of beer on the wall!

31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 30 bottles of beer on the wall!

30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 29 bottles of beer on the wall!

29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 28 bottles of beer on the wall!

28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 27 bottles of beer on the wall!

27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 26 bottles of beer on the wall!

26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 25 bottles of beer on the wall!

25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 24 bottles of beer on the wall!

24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 23 bottles of beer on the wall!

23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 22 bottles of beer on the wall!

22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 21 bottles of beer on the wall!

21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 20 bottles of beer on the wall!

20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 19 bottles of beer on the wall!

19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 18 bottles of beer on the wall!

18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 17 bottles of beer on the wall!

17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 16 bottles of beer on the wall!

16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 15 bottles of beer on the wall!

15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 14 bottles of beer on the wall!

14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 13 bottles of beer on the wall!

13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 12 bottles of beer on the wall!

12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 11 bottles of beer on the wall!

11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 10 bottles of beer on the wall!

10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 9 bottles of beer on the wall!

9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 8 bottles of beer on the wall!

8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 7 bottles of beer on the wall!

7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 6 bottles of beer on the wall!

6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 5 bottles of beer on the wall!

5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 4 bottles of beer on the wall!

4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 3 bottles of beer on the wall!

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall!

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall!

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer, take it down, pass it around, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, -1 bottles of beer on the wall!

-1 bottles of... Wait... How can there be NEGATIVES?

Anyway, HOLY CHEESE THAT WAS LONG!

And now we're done.