Knock knock.

Who's there?

Guava.

Guava who?

I WILL EAT YOUR GUAVAS!!!

What?

—-

Knock knock.

Who's there?

*Door opens* THE DOOR!

—-

You know me and will always remember me, right?

Yeah Bob, I will.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Bob.

Bob who?

YOUR MIND IS LIKE A GOLDFISH'S MIND! YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME FROM TWO SECONDS AGO!

A goldfish's mind?

Short term memory loss.

YOU LITTLE...

—-

Knock knock.

Go away.

No.

GO AWAY GIRL SCOUT! I DON'T WANT ANY COOKIES! I'M ON A DIET!!!

No! I'm your son's friend. Zane.

Oh.

Can I come in?

NO! I WILL VAPORIZE YOU WITH MY LASER CANNON!!!

AUGH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!

Ahh... *Continues watching football*