Hello, kids, do you like violence?

A star was born. It fell into a gutter and sprouted seeds of evanescence, which profilerated the whole earth with vitality and then was self-destruct, causing humanity to vanish.

Bullshit aside, Oliver struts down the spaceship, his orange jacket, blonde hair and ninja headband—

*Ahem* Froggo.

Oh wrong anime, okay, twinzie, yeah, yeah, I know—

I don't think you—

—Ofc I do! It's the vegetarian anime—

What no—

—Oh the vegeta one, right, okay cool, I'll have another take then.

*clears throat*

Bullshit aside, Oliver descends the spaceship, a muscular figure, hair spiky with bangs, black as the double-breasted suit he's attired in—

LON.  THIS ISN'T ONE PIECE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T ONE PIECE!? WHAT ANIME IS OLIVER FROM THEN!?

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYNA TELL YOU HE'S FROM D—

WHAT!?

Are you deaf HE'S FROM DRA—

OKAY!?

NO I DIDN'T SAY OKAY—

KAY.

Bullshit aside, Oliver walks down the spacecraft. His silver hair and pronounced muscles are a perfect match to the otherwise odd orange Dōgi. He scrutinises the dock, then glances at the puking China girl, sighs and picks his left nostril. "You are a disgrace to JUMP heroines, Kagura-chan."

YOU FILTHY SLIME BALL THAT'S EFFING GINTAMA YOU BAKA WTF ARE YOU DOING THAT'S NOT GOKU!

THAT IS GOKU I DON'T FROGGING CARE I SWEAR THAT IS GOKU HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT!

YOU'RE THE BLIND ONE HERE GET CHO EYES FIXED YOU BAKA OMG MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LON NEEDS AN EYE TEST AND A BRAIN SCAN HE'S RETARDED!

*Shoves frog into a box and sits on it*

Ahem,  anyway,  Hey Oliver!  We just wanted to wish you a really happy birthday and say we love you to the moon and back❤ but ofc your retard of a brother just HAD to ruin it—

HARPYBURTHDAYOLIWELUVYOUSOMUCHYOUDERSERFDAWURLDBUTYERWORLDISCONQUEREDANDRULEDBYMEANYWAYJUSTSAIYAN

—Yeah yeah shut yer trap you amphibian.  Either way,  Oliver,  you're our very own superhero don't EVER change and stay happy.  Even though life is busy, we'll always be there for you alright?

*breaks open the box, tossing the ghost on the floor*

The only life lessons you need on this birthday – not from ghosts for sure.

I never got to say it enough, or at all, but I ADORE your art. It leaves me speechless and I often found myself wishing I knew more about art to commend you better. But just know this, it's FANTASTIC. And oh, your k's ironically brought the group to life and I'm so happy to have you as my brother. Thank you for being here, for being my sibling and the Saiyan of the crazy, Crazy Fam.

Love,
The Frog
Because the ghost is dead.