So M A N I A happened and I'm blown away remembering why I love FOB so much.

Okay this story was requested by the peach that is X_SRK_X I really hope you enjoy this story and if you don't well...erm... that's disappointing. May have changed it just a lil bit. 

EDIT: i think this is reverse batfam but I like it better as just really cracky normal batfam

Dick had just come back from a date with Wally and was now standing at the door, talking to him and giggling. Damian was sitting on the couch 'reading' his book. What he was actually doing was watching the couple at the door with contempt. "I had a great time tonight," Wally said.  

"I did too," Dick replied with a smile.

"Can I do something I've been wanting to do all night?" Wally questioned. He nodded, knowing exactly what Wally wanted to do. They kissed before they were ripped apart by Damian. He kicked Wally out of the doorway and slammed the door closed. He then dragged the older to their room and locked the door. "What was that for?" Dick yelled, still blushing from the kiss. 

"I can deal with you training somewhere else and I have accepted the fact that you like the same sex but why did you have to like West of all heroes?" Damian answered, rubbing his temples. That image would be engraved in his mind for years. "Who would you rather me date huh? Who would you pair me up with?" he asked. This had happened six times before and he couldn't put up with it anymore. Damian stayed silent and slumped against the door. He wondered about who he really would pair Dick up with. He really didn't want to make Dick upset but if he kept them apart for long enough maybe they would lose attraction for one another.

All the yelling had attracted Dick's younger brothers, Tim and Jason. "Tim has Ariana (I looked up who Tim was dating and Starfire showed up ??? I am confusion.), Jason has Babs, you have Raven, Bruce has Selina, hell even Ivy has Harley! Why can't I have someone special?" Dick had raised a good point but they knew that the someone special was Wally. "Grayson you aren't seeing West again and that's the end of it," he shouted through the door.

 "What happened?" Tim asked worriedly. 

"West kissed him. We've let it go far enough." Damian answered, getting up. 

"That was a good decision. This is just a crush that will go within a week of not seeing one another." Tim replied. 

"How does he know about Ivy and Harley?" Jason questioned. They could hear the bangs on the door as the acrobat tried to free himself. "I will not hesitate to put your room in panic mode Dick!" Tim warned. This didn't deter him and soon the sound of sliding metal could be heard. "Let me out of here!" Dick yelled. 

"Just calm down til this passes over," Jason told him as they walked off.

The next morning, Tim unlocked Dick's room and went in to wake him up. He was laying on his front with his face pressed into a pillow. "Erm, Dick are you feeling okay?" Tim asked. He shook his head silently and showed the younger his phone. On it, there was a long message from Wally stating he didn't want to come in between him and his brothers anymore. Essentially, he broke up with Dick. Tim grinned and mouthed the word yes happily. Then he remembered his brother. "Will training help?" he asked. The acrobat shook his head. "What about patrol? Maybe a mission?"

"I want Wally." Tim cringed and got up. 

"Well you can't have Wally but you can have breakfast. Get some decent clothes on and we can go out later." Dick groaned then nodded. Damian was about to stab Jason with a fork to get to the cereal when Tim ran in grinning. "Guys they broke up! We finally made Wally uncomfortable enough to leave!" he announced happily. 

"Great work team," Jason replied. "Were you about to stab me Demon Spawn?" he added, turning to Damian with his fork raised. 

"I just want the Cheerios! Move already!" he yelled back. Dick arrived at breakfast wearing a dark hoodie and jogging pants. He hadn't brushed his hair and he looked as bad as he could have. "You look...interesting today Dick," Tim commented as the older got out a slice of bread and began to eat it. "Aren't you going to toast that or butter it?" Jason questioned. 

"It'll still taste bland without Wally in my life," Dick replied before shuffling out of the room. 

"I'm sure this will pass after a few days."

"This didn't stop after a few days," Jason commented as Dick sat staring at a black TV screen because watching TV reminded him too much of Wally. "Okay how about a week?" 

It didn't stop after a week.

The brothers were now regretting their actions. Dick had been so messed up that he refused to go on patrol if a criminal he fought Wally with got out. "We need this to stop now," Tim stated, frowning. "Even if Wally was... well Wally, we need him to get back together with Dick."

"Why can't Grayson just be not attracted to anyone?" Damian growled. 

"Or attracted to..." Jason trailed off. "Wait, is there even anyone we want him to date?" They thought for a minute and shook their heads. "So we just all agreed we wouldn't be happy with any of his choices. God, we're the worst brothers ever," he said, putting his head on the table. 

"He's been happy with all of our choices, we should really be happy with his," Tim added.

"Stop saying stuff I agree with!" Damian demanded. 

He got up and stomped to Dick's room. He heard giggling and questioned it for a moment. "Grayson are you giggling?" he asked. 

"It was an old video of when my life wasn't a pointless void," Dick replied. Damian rolled his eyes and walked in. "Todd, Drake and I have all decided that perhaps breaking you and West up was inconsiderate."

"Are you saying I can date Wally without you ever disapproving of him?" Dick asked, slowly smiling. The rest had now joined and nodded together. "You promise no matter what?" They nodded again only now confused. "Perfect! Walls you can come out now," he announced. The raised a collective eyebrow then gaped when they say Wally crawl out from under the bed. "But you two broke up!" Tim exclaimed.

"Nope," Wally replied.

"The lesson to be learnt here is don't mess with my relationships or I'll mess with you," Dick told them sternly, the grin on his face not matching his tone. "You sly mother fucker," Jason commented.

Flashback to when they messed the fuck up

Dick growled, giving the door one final kick and instantly regretting it as the hard metal caused pain to shoot up his leg. "Screw you guys! You're mediocre Batman clones anyways!" he shouted after limping to his window. There was a small control panel there that he could hack and remove the metal on his door. "Brothers are freaking dumb as hell," he muttered angrily. His phone buzzed and he saw that Wally was calling him. He flipped a switch which would soundproof his room and answered. "Before you say anything I am so so sorry about what happened," Dick stated.  

"Don't worry about it babe, it's fine. The most important thing here is can you open your window? I'm kinda stuck in your back yard. I tried getting out but the gates are locked and are basically tazor poles of death." Dick laughed then messed around with some wires. He opened the window and waved to Wally. He ran up the side of the building and grasped Dick's hand so he could be pulled up into the room. He on top of Dick with a thud and laughed, rolling onto his back. "Wasn't as graceful as when we did it back at CADMUS huh?" Dick joked. Wally grinned at him. "So what was that about? I thought Damian liked me," he asked. 

"He tolerated you as my friend but apparently not as a partner." Wally sighed then smiled mischievously. "What are you thinking?" Dick asked. 

"We could pretend to break up, they feel bad when they see you upset, blame themselves then they'll let us be together no problem," he answered. This caused the smile to spread to Dick's face. "I love you so much right now."

"Who wouldn't?" Wally climbed out of the window once Dick disarmed the gates and so their plan went to action. They never saw it coming.