On the 2nd day of Christmas an author gave to you some random ass dialogue.

"So, how was school?" Bruce asked over dinner. 

"There was a kidnapping." Dick answered, picking at his food. 

"A kidnapping!"

"Woah it's okay he woke up," he answered with a grin. Bruce chuckled lightly. 

"But seriously a kid was abducted and we found his body in a locker."

"How dare you speak to me like that! Who do you think you are?" Jason yelled. 

"I'm Dick," Dick muttered.

"Speak up!" Dick tilted his head up and repeated himself. 

"Jesus fucking Christ," the younger muttered.

Wally stared at a new video game system with wide eyes. "Look how amazing it is!" he exclaimed. Dick stared at it then said, "Not as amazing as me."

"Smells like good fam in here," Jason proclaimed. Tim and Dick looked at each other in confusion. "What's good fam?" Tim asked. Before Jason could answer Dick piped up. 

"Nah it's more like up dog," he commented.

"What's up dog?" Jason asked.

"Not much, what about you?" Tim face-palmed harder than ever before whilst Jason wiped his eye, "I'm so proud."

Dick had been missing for a couple of hours and M'gann was getting worried. It was her turn to look after him but she lost him ages ago. She looked in his bedroom, near the Zetatubes and Wally's room of memos. Finally, she went into the training room and saw Dick hanging upside down from the rafters. "Hi," he greeted. 

"Are you alright?"

"I've been stuck up here for two hours HELP ME!"

That was shite. This is my 100th one....why are you still here?