Hello, humans, fellow demons, any angels, psycho murderers, mythical creatures, and normal beings of any sexuality.

I'm tryna be inclusive.

I really hope I didn't offend anyone because I swear that was not the intention of writing that I only wrote it and then realized someone might take it wrong after I wrote it.

Sorry

Lol what am I even talking about.

I had a genuine plan for this story part it wasn't just memes.

I forgot. That bit above made me forget what I was gonna write about.

I'm just gonna type until I remember.

What was it what was it what was it what was it wh

I REMEMBER

Hello everyone

I hope your day hasn't been completely shitty. It's too much to hope for everyone to have completely wonderful days so I'll just settle with not completely shitty.

In this story part I shall write about my day at school today because a few things happened that I kinda wanna share.

I wrote that so that I don't forget again lol that was not originally gonna be there

OKAY SO

In first period, Spanish, we had presentations, where we chose our favorite food and gave the recipe for how to make it, ALL IN SPANISH.

Which was pretty easy but I didn't do my homework so my slides were not done.

I finished my slides in that same class while others were presenting and barely finished when my teacher said I was next.

And these were solo presentations so I was alone up there with everyone staring at me and I HATED it.

But I'm pretty good at speaking Spanish so while everyone else in the Spanish 1-2 class struggled to pronounce the simplest of things, I flew through the presentation and was done in 37 seconds. easy peasy A

I purposely failed the Spanish placement test last year just to get into the easy Spanish course and pass everything without really trying lmao

Also, my Spanish teacher passed back an assignment from a few weeks ago.

I had finished that assignment early (it was an in class assignment) so I had spent like thirty minutes doodling because I didn't think she was gonna have us grade each other's papers and then collect them

So imagine my panic when she said "pass your papers up so that you can peer grade"

What was I gonna do about the Kiwishima and the half finished Bakahoe I had doodled on my paper in black pen?

Answer: nothing. First, it was in pen and I had run outta white out and second, THEY WERE REALLY WELL DRAWN NO WAY WAS I GONNA DESTROY SUCH BEAUTIFUL ART LIKE THAT ESPECIALLY WHEN MOST MY ART IS SHIT

So I just passed it in and suffered with the embarrassment

But today we got that paper back and I nearly screeched in happiness and surprise when I saw that the person who had graded my paper not only finished drawing Bakahoe for me but also drew Discount Pikachu next to Kiwishima to complete the picture.

And I don't know who it was. WHO WAS IT WHO FINISHED MY DOODLE? THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO I KNOW WATCHED BNHA IN THAT CLASS SAT NEXT TO ME AND SHE DIDN'T GET MY PAPER

There is a closet weeb in my class and I wanna find out who it is.

The teacher also wrote on my paper about the doodles lmao

"While I believe your doodles are very well done, I would appreciate it if you didn't leave your art on your class work"

Lmao oops

Okay, next was Period 2, CERAMICS.

My favorite class cause I slack off all the time

So remember I made an announcement about that guy I kicked for insulting Bakahoe while I was volunteering on Friday?

So the same guy and I were talking while I worked on decorating my bowl and he was looking through my backpack while making commentary.

"I see a Goku key chain, and Deku key chain, your fairy tail lanyard, a Bakugo key chain, a bracelet with Levi on it, there's a doodle of Kirishima replacing the picture on your ID, *turns on my phone* an Erza background, *makes me unlock my phone* a Natsu home screen (yeah I still haven't changed that), holy shit you went full out weeb today. I bet you're even wearing a weeb t shirt under your jacket."

"Bitch that's fucking creepy," I say as I show him my Kakashi t shirt.

"Damn you fucking WEEB"

"The thing is, you wouldn't know that unless you were one as well, Mr. Just Correctly Named Numerous Anime Characters" I say lightly.

"Wh- SHUT UP"

And yes that actually happened. The dude refuses to admit how much anime he has watched.

And yes I have all of that but I only happened to bring so much anime stuff today because my friend wanted to see some of my things and I said okay

I don't ALWAYS bring enough stuff to make me seem OBSESSED with anime

ignore my username lol

Then in third period I had to take a test that I had forgotten about so I probably failed that because I didn't study. I hate World History

In fourth period I just practiced my Performance Assessment presentation with my group, which sucked because I hated talking to these people who always made rude jokes. There is only one person I like in my group and the rest of them are absolute shit.

They spent most of the time we were given to work on our presentation talking about sex. Not kidding, true story.

Anyway now I'm writing this during lunch but I'm gonna stop cause the bell is about to ring and I gotta go to chemistry so I will continue this LATER

later has arrived. I am on the bus now. Yay.

Chemistry was boring, as usual.

*sarcastically*

WOW the THERMOMETER. Such an interesting piece of equipment that measures this AMAZING physical property called TEMPERATURE

I know, I know, ASTONISHING

But that's not all. ENERGY. The ABILITY of an object to do WORK. But is it as simple as that? Of COURSE not!

There's KINETIC energy and POTENTIAL energy.

So much interesting things happening with the AMAZING atom!

*okay sarcasm overload ends here*

Yeah I'm sooo gonna ace that test in a few weeks, look I just gave y'all a bunch of info without looking at my notes.

Sure, it was sarcastic, but it's still correct so... I'm gonna get a sarcastic A

And in seventh period we just had a test on matrices

Matrixes

One of those idk how I'm supposed to say it. But anyway I'm pretty sure I did better than average on that one because I knew a lot more.

I only skipped on question.

So either I aced that test or I fucking failed miserably while believing I knew what the fuck I was doing.

And now I'm on the bus.

And about to arrive at my stop

HOLY SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL FOR AP SEMINAR TO PRACTICE MY PRESENTATION WITH THOSE LIL' DIPSHITS DAMN IT

And I'm at home now so too late for that

Okay now that I finished my stories about school today I shall bless you guys with more memes

Woah 1200 words about my school day that's more than I was expecting

Anyways, MEMES

I finally fucking learned how to say that shit just so I could stop doing that lmao

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DAS JAEGAR

HA

HA

HA

UND WIR SIND JAEGAR

Accurate

Lmao this one has me dead poor Petra

Levi looks so done with them XD

Honestly tho

The AOT fandom is fucking hilarious and makes absolutely no sense

If any of y'all get this I love you

Wheres Bakahoe?

And Prince Zoo?

😂😂😂

There are so many memes with this one Todoroki picture lol

Im dead 😂😂

Yeah that's AOT

Ball of cleanliness

Another song lmao

Mostly dead

A

n

And he probably didn't stop lmao

I laughed SO hard at this part in the anime