(Yes that is Katsuki, I recently joined the BNHA fandom and he is second only to Natsu on my list of anime guys I love. Yes, I love him more than Shouto)

This is just cause my Random Book had 69 views once and I wanted to share that cause I laughed really hard at that

I never EVER thought that my Random Book would be used to make a rant about a recently discovered braincell buddy. But here it is.

A rant about my braincell buddy, DamnFuckenStraight 

We share a braincell, and only just recently found out about it.

I think I first met her in a fairy tail fanfic, i was definitely an x Reader, but I forgot which character. Braincell buddy, if you're reading this, do you remember?

Anyway, it was just a regular reply to a comment, one never usually thinks much about the people they reply to unless y'know, you actually begin to see them everywhere. So I didn't think much about it.

BUT THEN

I started seeing her in other Fairy Tail fanfics, and vice versa, and it was like, okay, this person with tastes very similar to mine. But when I joined the BNHA fandom, GUESS WHO WAS ALSO THERE

So then we started talking when I mentioned how I had seen her in Fairy Tail fanfics. And we found out how creepily similar we were. 

We read a lot of the same books. We think VERY alike. There are so many similarities between us, no joke. So we came to the conclusion that we share a brain cell.

DamnFuckenStraight is my braincell buddy.

It got worse when we were both replying to a comment chain on Wattpad with someone else. I was busy drawing my first BNHA OC, so I was taking a little while longer than I usually do to respond to the comments. (I am still trying to finish that btw, I swear I will still show you, braincell buddy, I just take a rather long time to finish my drawings lol)

Then, she says that she was busy drawing and I sort of stared at my phone, surprised, because how the fuck are we drawing at the same time as well? The twinning was getting worse. (She was drawing Shigaraki btw, so y'all should check out her Art Book if you wanna see some great art. FIGHT ME DamnFuckenStraight YOUR ART IS GREAT AND YOU CANT SAY OTHERWISE, ACCEPT THE TRUTH)

AND THEN TODAY

She did a face reveal, and she has glasses JUST LIKE MINE

Then we were talking and found out we were both drinking Pepsi at that moment.

It is CREEPY how many things we were doing alike to each other. WE SHARE THE SAME THOUGHTS AND YOU CAN TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT OUT CONVERSATIONS. WE HAVE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSONALITY.

Okay so anyone reading this probably thinks its nothing, but I can't explain things very well. Just take my word for it and know that we are very creepily alike and that sometimes scares me.

All my life, I thought I was a unique person but then BOOM! I found my braincell buddy.

She's awesome, by the way.

And now, since I have been meaning to do this for a while, I shall add some more Fairy Tail Incorrect Quotes, continued from a few parts ago.

Wait, before I start, i just wanna clarify that I get a lot of these from fairytail-incorrectquotes and more-incorrect-fairy-tail-quotes on Tumblr. 

Fairy tail Incorrect Quotes Cont.

1.

Gray: Who the fuck-

Erza: Language!

Gray: Whom the fuck-

Erza: *exasperated sigh*

2. 

Jellal: Name a way to be nice to others

Ultear: Don't kill them.

Jellal: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it

3. 

Makarov: You understand, boy, that you are about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.

Natsu: Only if I die!

Makarov: Yes. That's what... killing you means.

4.

Natsu: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism.

Gray: And you came to me?

5.

Wendy: Words that end in 'ie' are so cute! Cookie, sweetie, cutie-

Gray: Die

Wendy: ...

6.

Angel: Are you pouting?

Cobra: I'm not pouting, I'm brooding. Its how sexy men pout.

7.

Natsu: Laxus, quick, do something!

Laxus: I am. I'm ignoring you.

8.

Lucy: What are we going to do?

Natsu: I could start a fire?

Lucy: NO! 

Lucy: But keep that in your back pocket

9.

Wendy: Did you know that when you break a bone, it will typically heal back stronger than before?

Natsu: So what you're saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Wendy: 

Wendy: Natsu please do not

10.

Asuka: Can we go out for ice cream?

Bisca: Did you ask your dad?

Asuka: He said no.

Bisca: Then why did you ask me?

Asuka: Because he's not the boss of you.

Bisca: *in her head* It's a trap.

11. 

Natsu: Never EVER egg the wrong house

Cana: YOU THREW A BRICK THREW MY WINDOW NOT A FUCKING EGG

Natsu: IT WAS DARK AND I DROPPED AN EGG AND I COULDN'T SEE WHAT I WAS PICKING UP

Cana: HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL A BRICK FROM AN EGG?!

12.

Gray: I have a headache. It comes and goes

Natsu: *enters the room*

Gray: its back.

13.

Lucy: Not everything's a competition

Natsu: If it were, I'd win.

14.

Zeref, laying on the floor: I welcome you, death

15.

Lucy, reading a menu: What the hell is a hot cheeto macaroni and cheese?

Natsu: I don't know, but I'm getting it.

16.

Wendy: You only have one body. You should take care of it.

Natsu: If I only have one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Wendy: ...

Natsu: Get my money's worth.

17.

Gajeel: If she's able to walk after sex, you didn't do it right.

Natsu, sarcastically: Yeah, you're supposed to cut her legs off.

18.

Master Bob: In the end, the only thing that matter is what's on your gravestone: your name.

Hibiki: My gravestone is gonna be a 60-inch touchscreen with a hologram of four me's singing End of the Road by Boyz II Men.

Hibiki: But point taken.

19.

Zeref: Wow. Once again my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of thousands of innocent people.

20.

Gray: I was prepared to die to save these people!

Zeref: But you didn't!

Gray: Yes, but I meant to!

21.

Lucy: you know you can die from that, right?

Gray, smoking a cigarette: That's the point.

Cana, drinking alcohol: We're trying to speed this up.

Romeo, eating raw cookie dough: *nodding*

22.

Natsu: What are you gonna do, annoy them into talking?

Gajeel: Ha-ha very funny

*later*

Gajeel, sitting in front of a bad guy who is about to be interrogated: 2, 3, 4!

Gajeel, strumming randomly on guitar: *pterodactyl screeching*

23.

Gajeel: We can make this work! We're Romeo and Juliet!

Levy: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.

Gajeel: That's how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

24.

Natsu: What does the chef recommend?

Lucy: Natsu, this is a McDonald's.

Natsu: I'm sorry, what does the McChef recommend?

25.

Gildarts, to a young Natsu: This is the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you to do.

Gildarts: Good thing Makarov's not here!

26.

Natsu: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Gray: Natsu, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass.

27.

*about a burning mountain in the middle of collapsing*

Natsu: Guys, God always has a plan. These things happen for a reason!

Lucy: Yeah, YOU!

28.

Meredy: Don't let Ultear fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Jellal: No way.

Ultear: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

29.

Mavis: If you were to die, what would your final words be?

Zeref: "Finally"

Mavis: No.

30.

She's probably committing crimes right now.

Laxus: Who is?

Cana: What are you, a cop? Piss off.