Me Sunday morning: okay so today I'm gonna be productive as shit, gonna get all my homework because I sure as fuck can't finish my final draft for my PA in the morning, knowing me. I already got to do nothing on Saturday, that means today I have to.

Also me on Sunday: I'll do it later, it's not even that much work.

Sunday night: I'll wake up at three am and do it all, let me sleep.

Monday at 3 am: I can do it in the 20 minutes before I leave for the bus stop at 7am.

7 am: I can do it on the bus, thank god for phones.

On the bus: I'll just go to morning tutoring to work on the computers.

Walking to morning tutoring: but there are gonna be people in there, I don't wanna seem like that one person without friends, even if I am. I'll do it on my phone outside the chemistry building.

Outside the chemistry building: but my phone has tumblr and wattpad, it has fanfics and fan art and memes. I'll do it in first period Spanish class. It's always chill in there.

I  Spanish class: oh fuck, gotta get these notes even though I already know Spanish. I'll do it in ceramics class.

In ceramics: holy fuck I gotta get AP world SAQ's done, that's next period. I'll work on my paper in AP World

In AP world, rushing to finish my paper due the next period: holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck

Me in Seminar, turning in my paper: that horror show is ov-

My friend: did you do the chemistry homework?

Me: fuck. Well I have lunch next hour, so I'll just fucking do homework instead of eat, as per usual.

Me at lunch: okay resist the phone, resist the tumblr and the wattpad because you only have half and hour to do this shit.

Me, still at lunch: well... I need a break, I'll browse tumblr and check my notifications for ten minutes, then I'll have 20 to do the homework.

Me, fifteen minutes later: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, I have fifteen minutes left, I'm an idiot.

Me next hour in Chemistry, turning in my homework: thank baby Jesus my math teacher doesn't give homework after a test.

Me on the bus ride home: I am never gonna fucking do that horror show again, from now on l finish all my homework on mother fucking Saturday if I have to.

Me on mother fucking saturday: fanfics, and fan art, and memes.

And then the cycle repeats. Over and over. And there you have my sophmore life so far.