(Warning I act like I'm drunk or smth in this chapter but I'm not I'm just on an adrenaline high for no reason so don't act surprised)

HOORAY U BITCHES TIME TO GET TO SODA AND OUT-OF-DRESS-CODE SHIT OUT CUZ THERE AINT NO WAY IN HELL IM NOT PARTYING AT THE END OF SCHOOL

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ALRIGHT SO LEEME REVIEW

SO FIRST

gosh i need to stop typing in all caps

ANYGAY, SO FIRST IM GONNA TALK BOUT...

Wait what day is it?

OH YEA IMMA TALK BOUT WEDNESDAY, YESTERDAY

for the record tho, it's past 12 am while I'm writing this so...

Technically two days ago

ANYGAY

WE HAD A FUCKIN PEP RALLY AND THE SEVENTH GRADERS WON THE SPIRIT STICK FOR SOME DUMBASS FUCKIN REASON THAT I CANT REMEMBER

ANYGAY I WENT TO AN AWARDS CEREMONY ON TUESDAY

ALSO I FLIRTED WITH MY CRUSH

AND I GOT ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO START DATING HER CRUSH

AND I GOT ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO GIVE HER NUMBER TO HER CRUSH

well technically I gave the number to the crush...BUT ANYGAY I GOT EXCITED

OH ALSO I HAD THE MOST FUN TIME TODAY

SO I WORE A SHORT LITTE DRESS TODAY

(When i say Short, i mean a little but above mid-thigh)

AND I WAS DANCING WITH MY FRIEND

WAIT I SHOULD PROB EXPLAIN

HERE IS THE SCHEDULE FOR TODAY/YESTERDAY/IDEK ANYMORE

8:25-9:15: home room

9:15-11:15: student v teachers games

12:00-12:30: yearbook signing

ALRIGHT LEMME WALK YALL THRU THIS

SO THAT FIRST THINGY I WAS IN MY HOMEROOM (the PE gym) AND MY FRIEND WAS TEACHING ME SOME OF THE DANCES SHE LEARNED IN HER DANCE CLASS

BUT BC I AM SO UNCOORDINATED AND CLUMSY

*deep breath*

I FUCKIN FELL WHILE I WAS DOIN SMTH THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE ME LOOSE MAH BALANCE AND I  ENDED UP ON THE FLOOR WITH THE SKIRT OF MY DRESS ABOVE MY FUCKIN WAIST

but luckily no one saw 👍

ANYGAY THE NEXT THINGY WAS THE STUDENT V TEACHER SHIT

SO WE HAD A VOLLEYBALL GAME (with predetermined students, meaning they already knew they were going to be in it)

AND A BASKETBALL GAME (same thingy as volleyball)

AND MY FRIENDS WERE IN BOTH OF THEM

 ANYGAY HALFWAY THRU THE VOLLEYBALL THING, PPL STARTED TO CHANT RANDOM TEACHERS' NAMES AND TWO OF THEM HIT THE GRIDDY AND IT WAS SO GODDAMN FUNNY THAT EVEN THE PPL ON THE COURT LOOKED UP TO SEE WHAT WE WERE ALL LAUGHING AT

AND THEN THERE WAS A GIRLS V GIRLS DODGEBALL THINGY AND YK ME AND MY COMPETITIVE OBSESSION HAD TO GET MY STUPID, DRESS-COVERED ASS ON THAT COURT AND IT WAS SO GOSHDANG FUNNY BC MY SKIRT WAS FLYING UP THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND I DIDNT GIVE A SHIT WHATSOEVER

oh and the boys  v boys one was pretty interesting bc every single boy except, like, 4 of them went on so that was fun

ANYGAY WE STAYEDIN HOMEROOM FROM 11:15 TO 12 AND MY FRIEND WAS SHOWING ME DANCE MOVES BUT SHE KEPT MESSING UP ON THEM AND I TOLD HER THAT SITTING IN THE STANDS FOR SO LONG BROKE HER FEET

AND THEN SHE FELL AND THEN I FELL AND MY ASS FLEW UP IN THE FUCKIN AIR THANKFULLY NO ONE NOTICED BUT ANYGAY

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THESE GIRLS WHO WERE SITTING BEHIND ME WERE PURPOSELY RAMMING THEIR LEGS AND ARMS AND NAILS INMY MY BACK JUST TO SEE HOW PISSED I COULD GET

(yes one of them was Addy and u know it)

SO I MOVED AND THEN MY GOOD OLE FRIEND SAID "she's like the wicked witch of the west"

(Yes, he was talkin bout addy)

AND I SAID "more like the wicked bitch of the west"

AND SHE WAS LIKE "you can't say that! She's right there!" 

(Addy was two rows behind us at this point)

AND I SAID

*fuckin dies of laughter*

I SAID "who gives a shit bc it's true"

LOLOLOL I THINK THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY

*clears throat*

Anygay, I hope u liked my story

CYA BITCHES LATER