I NEED HELP I HAVE BEEN DRAGGED INTO TO PHANDOMS AND I CANT ESCAPE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!

I have been obsessed with these two and I have read several of the more popular phan fics *cough hat fic cough skin fic cough cherry fic cough*. I'm trapped guys please help.

I'v also been obsessed with these to. Besides YouTube these two are the only celebrities that I would actually follow what's happening in their lives. I know that's not good,by the way I ship both these pairs but I'm not a crazy shipper I do respect their personal lives. They are just people its just they are all I can think of recently and I need help.

I recommend listening to 2:08 - 2:26

If your not in the Phandom you won't understand the context.