"You're enjoying this way too much, aren't you?" Jimin demanded when Taehyung's shit-eating refused to leave his face.

"Can you blame me? I mean just think of the probability of texting random numbers, having one respond back to it and agree on a deal only to figure out it's the one and only Jeon Jungkook? Fate really hates you," Taehyung laughed and Jimin's knuckles grew white as he clenched them into fists.

"Can you stop talking about me like I'm not here?" Jungkook complained, eyes narrowed with displeasure.

They ignored him.

"It was a fucking coincidence. A glitch in the plan, okay? My life choices aren't this poor!" Jimin scoffed, pointing in Jungkook's direction.

"Apparently they're poorer," Jungkook shot back and Jimin threw a glare at him.

"Christ! Could you just leave your differences aside right now and focus on the task at hand?"

Jimin takes a deep breath, shifting his gaze to Taehyung then back to Jungkook.

"Jake follows me on Instagram. He's bound to be notified when I post pictures. That's just the first stage. Simple yet lethal," Jimin explains, although his hands itch to just punch the bored expression on the younger's face.

"So vanilla," Jungkook snorts.

"At least I have instagram, bitch, and not just a lousy text app that no one really uses or cares enough to message you there," Jimin snaps back and Taehyung snickers from the corner.

"But your desperate ass did!" Jungkook snorted.

"What can I say? I'm such an empathetic angel who took pity on your empty text box and decided to grace it with a message so your single ass could feel somewhat accepted," answered Jimin with a sickly sweet smile and Jungkook scowled.

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8 April, 2023