"Think about it. You hit a jackpot. He's young. He's ripped. Just look at those muscles. He's hot, and you know it too. He has no track record as a murderer," Taehyung blabbered before he turned to Jungkook, "right?"

"I will have one after today," Jungkook growled and Taehyung rolled his eyes in response before he turned his attention back to Jimin.

"He's the perfect material to make Jake jealous!"

Jimin stood quietly, brows furrowed as he listened to his soulmate blabber.

"Whoever this Jake guy is made the best decision of leaving you," Jungkook said, voice mocking as he shook his hand free of Taehyung's hold, "The poor fella."

"At least I had someone unlike your unloveable single dick that cannot pleasure anyone," Jimin snapped back.

"Guys, guys!" Taehyung shouted to gain their attention and the two immediately stopped bickering.

"Look! Jimin, you want Jake back. And Jungkook, you want the money like Jimin promised. So does the whole 'highschool enemy' shit really matter right now?"

"Yes," both men shouted causing Taehyung to jump slightly.

"Oh, come on. Does it really matter that much? Who cares? You both just gotta pretend when we're outside these closed doors. Put up a good act. How tough can that possibly be?" Taehyung questioned, "Plus, it'll be a win-win situation. You'll both get what you want and once you do, you guys can part ways for life."

Silence.

"Fine. But once you get that Jake guy back, that's it. I never want to see you or hear from you ever again," grumbled Jungkook, arms crossed against his chest.

"Deal!" Jimin spat in response.

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7 April, 2023