"You did what?" Taehyung shouted in disbelief as Jimin used a rag cloth to wipe the wooden table clean.

"Everything I completed telling you just a second ago," Jimin responded without looking his way.

Taehyung glared at him, "did you, I don't know, consider how dangerous this can possibly be? Forgot about 'stranger danger'? The guy could be a psychopath or a serial killer—"

"Didn't I tell you to lay off those criminal documentaries?"

"They create awareness!" Taehyung protested.

"Try paranoia because that's what it's created in you," Jimin snorts as he chucks the rag cloth away and places a bouquet of flowers onto it.

"But seriously! Think about it. He could be a murderer in hiding awaiting his next fucking prey. Or worse. He could be a seventy year old male with a stinking dick," Taehyung cried.

Jimin cringed.

"Ew."

"Well, start considering it!"

"Okay, look! Just relax yeah? It's all part of a masterplan," Jimin assured as he stuck a note that said 'I love you' onto the bouquet and snapped a picture of it.

He quickly uploaded it with a caption, "when you date a gentleman," and smirked to himself, well aware that his ex still followed him and would be able to view his newest post.

"Just sit back, darling, and watch it unfold," Jimin murmured and licked his lips.

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3 April, 2023