Deep in the castle a particular man was enjoying the company of his two newest whores, but it was rather boring. Was there nothing that could satisfy him? One of his attendants rushed into the room to tell him urgent news. Oh~ a mysterious woman has arrived on his territory. Maybe luck was on his side, his boredom won't last much longer. In a swift movement of his fingers the two girls that were trying to please him were beheaded. "Bring me that girl, I want to meet her. Also clean up this room, it irritates me" He then left the room with a relatively strange swagger. His pink coat of feathers slightly swayed.

??? pov.

The city of Dressrosa had been bustling with life and gossip. There were some who witnessed this beauty in person, others had caught a glimpse of her and then finally there were the ones who had only heard of the elegance and poise this woman had. Before long every man, woman and child knew of the lady, but not her name. As such people began to call her Amante. A word meaning secret lover as no one knew anything about her. Of course as the rumours got bolder, a certain king reinstated his previous order with more urgency. He absolutely had to add this Amante woman to his collection. And if she wasn't willing it definitely wasn't a problem,he did have his ways after all. Licking his lips, he snuck seeping into the intense pink couch with an ever growing grin on his face.

Y/n pov.

After the incident yesterday you ended up returning for the night, as such you were in a slightly pissy mood this morning. And to make matters worse there was this constant whisper everywhere you went. You were a coffee and food deprived hero. It would be best not to test you at this moment. Finally you made it to what looked like a cafe.

Walking up to the counter you got straight to the chase, you were not going to waste anymore time if it meant you got your coffee earlier. "Excuse me madam can I please get a straight black coffee with no sugar?" The woman you were addressing looked up at you. And slowly but surely her face became hotter and hotter and was pink in colour. Stuttering out she replied "I-it would b-be my p-p-pleasure, Miss A-Amante" after that she scurried off to prepare your order.

Wait did she say Miss Amante, the fuc- you know what I'm not gonna question that till I get my black poison in my body. Now that I have time that name keeps coming up. Miss Amante this Miss Amante that. Who the hell is Amante?

Quickly the same barista comes back with my order, but she ends up tripping. So I got up to catch her. I'm holding her in my arm, she's slightly dipped. My precious coffee is in my other hand. Our noses are so close they're about to touch. Just to tease, in a silky smooth voice I whisper to her "You should really be more careful, Bibi" I set her standing up right and I put the payment for the drink into the breast pocket of her apron. With a final wink I'm already out the door.

Now strolling through the town I end up walking though this one alley. It looks like it'll get me to the bakery faster. In there someone grabs your arm. You look behind you to see three men in suits. " Miss Amante, our young master would like to meet you. Can you please come with us?" You just stare at them for a good minute before you reply. "I'm really sorry gentlemen, but I have no intention of meeting your young master. Can you please release my arm?" You said in the most polite tone you could muster. Maybe just maybe if you were nice they'd leave you alone faster.

" Miss Amante, our young master wishes to see you. You must come with us," Oh~ now it's not even a question anymore. Some freedom of choice I have. You scoff. Cooling yourself back down you dignify them with a response. "I'm not interested, fuck off" slightly taken aback by your tone they grip your arm tighter. Not that that really did anything,but they don't really know that " Now listen here you little whore, our young master wants to see you so you're gonna see him" he really got all up close and personal in your face. You scrunch your face up in disgust as you could smell garlic and fish from his breath. Like DAMN get a breath mint. That was it now if this little bitch boy thought he could talk to you like tha5 he had this damn fist coming his way.

Without further adieu, you merely shrugged him off and that was all it took for him to crash into his little buddies. With them taken care of you made your way to that delicious looking bakery from earlier. With a fuck boy face on you jump hopped and skipped your way to the front door.

Throughout the rest of the day two more little pods of these bitches in suits approached you. And the say thing happened every time

1.Politely decline as nicely as possible
2.A short and snappy refusal to comply
3.And finally knocking them tf out

Now this yOuNg MaStEr sent these questionable looking individuals to you. One had actual snot dripping from his nose and it disgusted you to no end. Just get a damn tissue and blow your fucking nose . It's not that hard. The other guy had these lines down his face and was wearing a shirt but didn't button it up. They both stood in front of you and you let out a very long and exaggerated sigh. Before they could get a wordIn you cut them off. "Take me to your fucking young master, I don't want to deal with this bull shitery any longer than I have to"

Shock was on their faces and they wordlessly led you to their young master. They led you all the way to the castle. I've gotta say he's got some strange taste. Pink pink and more pink. Sure they differed in shade but it made you want to bleach your eyes. Also I kid you not you could have sworn you saw this one flamingo statue in the corner wearing red sunglasses. Weird.

Snapped out of your thoughts, you're now in front of two massive doors. Which are also pink if you were wondering. Without hesitation you open the door to reveal a throne room. On the throne sat a...bird? Wait no that was a person in a bird costume. Strange taste indeed. Not wanting to spend your whole day here, you get straight into questioning the bird person. "Are you the 'young master' who requested my presence?" Your face was cold and quite frankly after all the hassle they put you though you were about ready to drop dead.

"Fufufufufu~ feisty, quite rare especially in my presence. Tell me Miss Amante, join me to bed won't you?" His signature glasses glinted and an insufferable grin stretched across his face. Not bothering to hide your disgust you just gave him a look. The you-are-a-creep-please-get-the-fuck-away-from-me-you-definitely-sleep-with-socks-on. Turning your back you made your way to the exit.

"Fufufufufufu not so fast Miss Amante, I haven't had my fun with you yet" he cooed as his hands looked as if they were having seizures. What caught your attention is that these strings flew in your direction. Like what even was that, it looked like some fucking floss. No matter, you simply caught the floss before they could do whatever they were meant to.

This clearly caught the bird man by surprise. A mixture of shock,confusion and interest displayed on his face. "Oi, birdman keep your nasty floss to yourself. I don't want it" clearly he must have lower intelligence than the poor animal he's currently wearing as he took it as a challenge. Shooting more in your way. "Can you just leave me the fuck alone" venom dripping from your voice this time your slapped them to the ground.

??? pov.

What the fuck is this woman!? No one and I mean no one has ever caught my threads. She has some nerve calling me birdman. Calm yourself Doffy. You are a celestial dragon. A God. Don't let this wench get to you. From the outside you could see the vein popping on his forehead.

Again and again he aimed and missed not a single thread hitting his mark. This frustrated him to no end. Ahhh~ it hit. Let's see how cocky you can be under my control bitch. He tried and tried to manipulate her but nothing worked. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS FUCKERY IS.

Y/n pov.

Okay so this bird bitch has been trying to get at me for what 10 minutes straight. This is just pissing me off. You stopped evading his advances and let his floss attach to your body. Then you waited, and waited. But. Nothing. Fucking. Happened. "Is something actually meant to happen when your floss stickers to my body?" Your irritation at the situation seeped into your speech.

"OF COURSE SOMETHINGS MEANT TO HAPPEN. BUT ITS NOT WORKING ON YOU" he shouted in equal irritation if not more.Taking a deep much needed breath, you decided to make this encounter more civil. "Mr. Young master birdman, I think we got off on the wrong foot. My name is Y/n, what's your name or do you prefer bird bitch?" This seemed to slightly sedate him as he now stopped attacking you.

He stood up taller and puffed out his chest. "I am Doflamingo Donquixote. Better known as Joker" he had expected you to grovel now that you knew who he really was. There wasn't a single person that he met that wasn't scared of his name. Hell he even managed to blackmail the world government. But all he was met with was nothing. Nothing that showed your fear nor that you acknowledge the weight of his name. Who were you really?

" Okay Don, I don't know why you called me here but quite frankly I want to be on my way. I don't care who the bloody hell you are, now that our introductions are over. I'll be on my way" that took all your being to address this man as if he wasn't just a piece of shit stuck to the bottom of your shoes. But not to barge I think we concealed that fact rather nicely. Just as you're about to leave of course he just had to say something.

"Wait, I want to make a deal" he needs to keep you here, he needs to know why his devil fruit won't work on you. And he definitely needs to get back at you for those stupid and humiliating nicknames. "Hmmm what kind of deal?" You answered in slight interest.Maybe you can get some free shit from this guy. Now that brought a smile to you face. It was soft and genuine. So deep in your thought you didn't realise the blush that rose to a certain flamingo's face.

"I want you to stay at the castle for 1 year so that I can figure out why my powers don't work on you. In return you can get anything you desire as long as it's within my power" yes now show me your true colours bitch, everyone wants something and I'll make sure to use that to my advantage.

"I don't really know 6 months and I get an unlimited amount of free food during my whole stay" wait is that seriously all she wants...free food. How the hell am I meant to blackmail someone for such an innocent desire. Shit.

"10 months and the unlimited free food for the whole stay"

"4 months and the free food"

"Okay fine, 8 months with the free food"

"2 months with the free food"

"HEY HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN FAIR"

"Tch, my final offer is 3 months and unlimited free food for my whole stay and all future visits. You can take it or leave it"

"Oh come on, you can't be serious "

"3"

"You're can't be doing a countdown"

"2"

"Change your offer"

"1"

"5 months minimum "

"0, I think we're don-"

"FINE I AGREE TO YOUR STUPID TERMS" I better find out who the hell this bitch is or there is gonna be a massacre real close in the future.

"Glad you can see it my way, I'll move in right after I repair my hoodie " by mistake you ended up getting the blood of your enemies on the OPPAI hoodie you got from Saitama. If you had a prized possession this would be it. So you didn't dare try to get the blood out yourself. A fond and nostalgic smile appeared on your face.

"Yeah sure, just don't take too long" Doffy didn't know why but by the looks of that hoodie it was male. Why did you like it so much? Was it someone else's? He was the jealous type but this time he didn't know why he was being jealous. But one thing for sure was he didn't like that guy one bit.

A/N so another chapter is done, hope you guys enjoyed it. I'm sorry for the excessive cursing in the chapter, but it's Doffy. What can you do?I thank everyone who helped remind me to update it was really helpful. As my exams start soon, if I have time there will be a chapter. If not I apologise in advance as this is a very important year for me. It's my final year before I graduate so I need to make sure I get the best grades I can.

If anyone has any ideas they want to see, comment them and I'll try to include them. Please comment and vote so I know how you enjoy the chapter. Till next time

Author-chan~

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