"Now I'm going to have to ask you to firstly return the items and then you need to get down on your hands and knees and apologise "

"Can I spea-"

"After your finished doing that I'm going to require you to pay 1 million berries for the inconvenience you've caus-"

"SHUT UP"

The manager was too stunned to speak. She looked like a deer in headlights. Guess no one ever spoke to her like that. Liking her expression I finally had the room to speak.

"I haven't stolen shit, if you think I did, feel free to eat sand like your "favourite employee" and choke on it. Now Don, I don't think I want to stay here any longer can we leave"

Just as she was about to retort Doffy went to my side and started apologising for bringing me to such a low class store. Safe to say she was stunned again. We left without any resistance from the staff.

Plan (a) failure

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Plan (b) Floral Flush

Doffy pov.

IT'S OKAY I AM OKAY NOTHING IS GOING WRONG. I AM NOT HAVING AN INTERNAL PANIC ATTACK. Calm down Doffy. Who am I? Donquixote Doflamingo. Yes yes good, and how are we gonna make it up to Y/n? By going with plan B. We are going to make her fall in love with us and we are going to do so before she leaves in two days. No matter what happens she'll always be there for us, our sweet little Y/n that makes us feel protected and safe. She will stay by our side. Sure plan A didn't work but that's okay. We have plan B.

After Doffy gave himself a pep talk about how there's still a chance he can woo you he went onto plan B. Take Y/n to a field of rare and expensive flowers to show her how considerate he is.

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Y/n pov.

After the uhh incident Don took me to a field. Not just any field, a flower field. It was pretty...from far away. Y'know it had all the things flower fields would have, grass, flowers, trees but they're in the distance, more flowers, Oh and is that a ladybug. Yes, yes it was very pretty and nice from far away. The closer we got the thicker the pollen got. You could practically see it floating in the air. I'm very good with flowers when it is a boutique or in a vase. Not a whole bloody field of them. Oh silly me did I neglect to mention I have a pollen allergy. I won't die from it or anything, it'll just mildly annoy me by making me sneeze nonstop.

And that's exactly what I did, sneeeze, sneeze and sneeze some more. My nostrils were starting to get sensitive. Sensitive nostrils are not a good thing. You can feel everything that happens there, the temperature of the air, if dust gets in or in my case pollen. But the worst bit is when it is irritated and sensitive it feels like I have wasabi shoved up my nose.

After the fifth sneeze Doffy finally notices I'm not going to stop. "Hey Y/n what's wrong, you keep sneezing " worry was written all over his face. Would've called him cute if I wasn't in such agony.

"I *sneeze* just have *sneeze* a really small pollen *sneeze* allergy " This was really making me pissed off. If there was one thing that I hated just below losing, it was feeling weak. It didn't matter if anyone felt pity for me or felt sorry. But it always rubbed me the wrong way to think, in this state that I'm less than someone else. I need to get out of here now. About to tell Doffy that I wanna leave, I look up. His face is blank and with those dumb glasses of his I can't tell what the hell he's feeling.

Don didn't even reply, he just scooped me up in his arms and balanced me on his hip. I felt like I was a baby. I don't like feeling like I was a baby, but for the sake of getting out of this cursed flower field respectfully, I let him hold me. In no time at all Doffy attached one of his strings to a cloud and we then proceeded to fly in the sky at high speeds back to the castle. It was quite nice having the fresh air blow against my face, oh yeah and to be able to breathe again. That...that was nice. But it ended too quickly as you were already at the castle again. Well I guess you were still in Dressrosa after all.

"BRING ME ALL THE BEST DOCTORS NOW" Mingo's voice echoed throughout the castle. You could hear footsteps running about and loud bangs from time to time. Someone most definitely bumped into a wall or two. I'd place my bets on Trebol. Within seconds the family was in a mess gathering every doctor they knew. Satisfied that they were carrying out his orders he continued on towards his room. The overwhelming pink was ever so present in his room, but at this point in time I was more concerned with being able to breathe through my nose instead of panting through my mouth. Ughh such a hassle.

Finally putting me down he tucked me into his hot pink sheets and pulled up a chair beside the bed for him to sit on. Because of the exceptionally comfortable bed he has it didn't take long for me to fall asleep, even if I did have to breathe through my mouth. I was out like a light.

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When I opened my eyes again I wasn't in Don's room anymore. How strange. I was in a building, it was decorated exactly to my taste might I add. I really felt like it was made for me, from the kitchen to the bathroom everything looked exactly like my dream house. After exploring the house, I find myself in the sitting room, but there's a tv. Huh? Tv?? Does that mean I'm no longer in the other dimension? Am I back to my universe, well that's kinda sad I never even got the chance to say goodbye to anyone. Single tear.

No, no it looks like some people are sitting on the couch and floor. Walking in front of them it's like they can't see me, I don't utter a single word. I recognise some of them. There's Don, Ace, Sabo, Luffy, that guy that likes watching kids get beat up, and Zoro too. But...they all look older. I don't know exactly how much time has passed but I'd say about 7 years. But might I say they are looking fineeeee. Puberty hit these boys right.

N e wayz, there were other people too, but I don't know them. There were two redheads and they both didn't have an arm, a man with a scar running across his face and a hook hand, there were four men with curly brows each a different colour. Red, blue, yellow and green. How odd. There was a man with traumatizing long earlobes, another that wore a scarf and beside him the man had crackers around his waist. Lastly there were two in marine uniform, one with pink hair the other had cancer sticks around his body. He does know this can kill him, right?

Just as I'm about to make my presence known, the surroundings change. I'm now on a beach and all the men that were there before are in white tuxedos on one knee. But there's a new person there. They're wearing a beautiful wedding dress with a veil covering their face. Curiosity gets to me, who's this new person? I make my way over to them. Who could this mysterious woman be, and why is she in a wedding line up? Standing right in front of her I lift the veil to reveal....

A MAN!?! He has a scar on one side of his face and a tattoo of flowers on his neck. This man is ugly, wow I didn't know god could make mistakes. Damn. I am at a loss of words. He looked like he was drawn by my left hand.

"I see you chose me, of course you did. I'm way better than the scum here. Here take my magma flowers " he cut me off, even if I didn't have much to say wouldn't mean I won't stop judging him. He holds up magma flowers that look like a three year old made them out of clay by the way. What was with his attitude? I only went closer to him because he was wearing a dress. Heart been broke so many times~ I don't know what to believe ~

I begin to turn away, this is just fucking weird at this point. But all of a sudden I feel something warm on my shoulder. I look down to see his magma hand on my shoulder. "Where do you think you're going? You're gonna marry me!" I look him dead in the eyes while I grimace. Am I diseased now by this basement living anti social fucker that most definitely doesn't wash his hands after he goes to the toilet.

If this is a dream I wish to wake up now. Your face becomes cold as you reeled back your arm. With enough force to crush a walnut you propelled your arm forward.

"Get. Your Hands. Off Me. Fugly Bitch."

Your fist makes contact with his face, you could hear multiple cracks. You may or may not have just inverted his skull. The bitch deserved it though. Your surroundings become translucent and practically see through. Everything starts to fade again, this time you know you're waking up.

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It didn't feel like I was asleep for a long time but the night sky outside told me otherwise.Groaning a bit I began to sit up. When I looked over to the side I saw Don, but his eyes were red and a bit puffy. Has he been crying? From my movement he realised I finally woke up. Before I could say literally anything, a chain of apologies came flowing out of his mouth. Wow, did he really feel that bad for taking me to a flower field. Putting up my hand I gestured for him to zip it. The words slowly died out.

"It's okay Don, just make sure you don't do it again" my mouth was dry, but that's what i get for breathing with my mouth for who knows how long. Lying back down I pulled him to also lie down. The day was practically over; he may as well sleep in his own bed. Doffy reluctantly got into the bed with me, but when he looked over again I was already asleep.

Plan (b) failure

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Plan ( c ) Food Only Money Can Buy

Doffy pov.

*sniffle* it's okay, Y/n isn't dead and she's not sick anymore. We didn't know she was allergic to pollen. She's fine, we're fine. We still have plan C and a whole day left with her. This is her last day here if I don't convince her to stay with me. So far all I did was make her sad during our date. But we can still fix this. She loves food. It's what this whole deal was based off of. So we can get her lots of expensive food she's never tried before. I'm Donquioxte Doflamingo and I'm going to make her fall in love with me, even if we only have one day to do it.

Plan C is quite simple. Take Y/n to the most expensive restaurant in Dressrosa. Let her experience the type of life she can have if she stays here with Doffy. Surely this one should work, right? Right!?

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Y/n pov.

Waking up you felt hot. Like sweaty hot. Low-key it reminded you of your time on dawn island, when the boys would sneak into your bed. Now that you think of it you really miss the little guys. And they're cute little faces, so squishable. You'll definitely call them when you leave this island.

Brought back to your current situation, you look down. There nestled comfortably on your chest a blond flamingo sleeping peacefully. He was also laying on the rest of your body like some human blanket. Noice. Closing your eyes you inhaled and exhaled a deep breath. Snapping your eyes open, you flipped the man child off you.

Doffy scrambled like a headless chick on the ground before he realised where he was. He also heard a familiar "morning " from the one that stole his stone of a heart. He didn't feel angry or even upset. All he thought was Y/n was comfortable enough around him to do these kinds of things. A fond smile was already planned on his face. Then it hit him that this was the last day he would get to see your breathtaking face if he couldn't make you fall in love with him. Jumping to his feet he spoke with confidence.

"Y/n since this is your final day here in Dressrosa would you like to go get dinner with me?" When you didn't answer immediately he felt his confidence start to wither away. Did you not even want to eat with him after the flower field incident?

"Did you really think I would turn down food??" You had an eyebrow raised and a playful smirk on your face. It was kinda fun teasing him when he took everything you did so seriously. Laughing at his shocked face you made your way to your room to get ready.

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Sitting here in the restaurant was horrible. There really was no other way to describe it. It was full of nObLeS and they seemed to have the need to look down on everyone. The second you entered the supposed 5 star restaurant, all you could hear was shit.

"Did you see that shit skinned commoner walk in? How disgraceful "

"She would make the perfect company slave, i have to see where Lord Doflamingo acquired such an exotic slave "

"Oooh dear look, Lord Doflamingo has a new plaything. When am I going to get a new one, the ones we have just cry when I beat them now"

The more they spoke the more your blood boiled. How. dare they. To add to this apparently Don was dead or didn't realise they were actually talking about you the whole time. Everyone here acted like it was normal, to just degrade people. People that have lives, families, feelings. But you didn't want to make a scene, only had to stay here one more night and then you're gone. Is this how Sabo felt at home? He was surrounded by these living breathing shit piles. This is why the gene pool should have a lifeguard, because these things definitely shouldn't have been brought into existence.

Also Doffy took the liberty of ordering for you before you even came, so they just straight brought in the food. One of the servers looked extremely nervous, maybe it was his first day. On his way to your table he ended up spilling some food on a noble.

" HOW DARE A WASTE A SPACE LIKE YOU SPILL THIS FILTHY FOOD ON ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS SUIT COST. MORE THAT YOUR FUCKING LIFE"

The waiter was on his knees, like he was begging for forgiveness. Why, though? It was an honest mistake. My eyes widened when I realised why he was so afraid. The noble proceeded to take out a pistol and pint it right in between his eyes. Ugly tears ran down the waiter's face, and that was enough for me.

"OI" I hollered as I stood up from my seat, Don gave me a questioning look as if not understanding why I'm getting involved. Is he like these people?

All eyes in the restaurant were on you. This dark skinned, foreigner, that shouldn't have been able to enter this establishment in the first place. The man- no the slug with a pistol sneered at Y/n.

"LISTEN HERE BITCH, GO BACK TO YOUR MASTER BEFORE I PUT ONE OF THESE BULLETS IN YOUR SKULL. WOULD HATE TO HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR REPLACEMENT "

In the blink of an eye, you were no longer by your seat but in front of the waiter still crying on the floor. The slugs eyes widened and before he could utter another nasty word, he was already flung into the wall. Bending down, you helped the waiter up and told him to take the rest of the day off, you'll take care of it.

Turning around you faced Doffy, and spoke in a calm even tone.

"Mr. Donquixote, I am appalled by what I witnessed here today. However judging by your reaction to the situation this doesn't bother you in the slightest. I want you to think long and hard about what happened here today, and fix it. I will never NEVER step foot in Dressrosa again if this is how your citizens are treated. It was a pleasure to know you for the time I did, but now I will have to take an early departure, say goodbye to the family for me."

Doflamingo couldn't comprehend what was happening, everything he'd worked so hard for was falling apart right in front of him. The love of his life was leaving and he couldn't do anything to stop it. His eyes welled with tears but he didn't allow any of them to fall in your presence.

You on the other hand walked towards the window of the restaurant. You were on the hundredth floor. Your heels make powerful clicks against the marble flooring, each deafening to hear. Now beside the window you placed your hand gently on the glass, with minuscule pressure the glass shattered. Spraying around the surrounding area. Taking another step you were now free falling to the ground.

As you landed the ground crumbled beneath you, and a small crater was left from where you fell. What a way to ruin your mood.

Plan (c) failure.

Bonus:

Doffy doesn't know what he has to fix because he was so accustomed to it.

The family is angry at Doffy for making you leave.

Zoro dreams of being your husband and really wants to protect you.

You don't actually have a boat prepared to leave so you bought someone else's at the docks.

You gave that waiter enough money to last a lifetime, he no longer has to work every again.

Luffy and Ace miss cuddling with you and Ace often thinks of you to calm down from nightmares

Mihawk really likes the idea of you being his wife from the news, so he made it his secondary goal. First fight you then wife you.

You end up receiving a bounty from punching the Noble but Doffy suppresses it, so only the government know what you did.

AN: Okay guys it has been a while, A lot of stuff has happened. If you noticed I'm sorry, I switch a lot throughout the chapter between the first and second pov. So that may be confusing at times. I hope you guys enjoy the chapter anyway though. If you have suggestions please tell me they're always welcome.

Things are looking better for my family and that's good but there's another thing that's come up. I will be graduating soon. Next week I'll be having my orals (32%) and then a month and two weeks after that I'll be having my finals. They're spread across the whole month of June. Because of that updates might not be that consistent till after June. Also I adopted a Law x reader if you're interested you could read that in the meantime :)

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