Monotaro: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Monosuke: moNOTARO NO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Monotaro: FLOOR IT?

Monosuke: MONOTARO NO

Monotaro: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND

Monosuke: MONOTARO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN

Monotaro: I AM GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Monosuke: MONOTARO P L E A S E