Max was lounging on the couch, completely bored out of his mind. Tim was at Barney and Red's place hanging out for the day, and Ross had gone out shopping for groceries an hour ago. There was nothing he could do to entertain himself.

Suddenly, the red-head straightened when he heard the door click as it opened, admitting Ross into the apartment. Rows of plastic bags dangled from his boyfriend's arms as he made his way to the kitchen, either ignoring or just not seeing Max on the couch.

Max waited till he saw Ross set down the bags down on the counter before jumping off the couch, moving silently, like a cat stalking its prey, toward the kitchen. The poor, unsuspecting brunette yelped in surprise when he was tackled from behind, landing in the floor.

"Yo, Max, what the fu-mmph!" Max cut off his boyfriend by flipping him over and kissing him. It was an effective distraction, keeping Ross unaware as the red-head raised his boyfriend's arms above his head and pinned his wrists to the floor with his hand.

He broke the kiss, smirking down at Ross. They were both breathing rather heavily due to the duration of the kiss. Ross's eyes were half-lidded, and Max licked his lips.

"Welcome home, Ross."

"Mm hm..." was the only reply. "Okay, that was really nice, Max, but please get off of me now."

Max's smirk widened. "Nope."

"C'mon, Max, I'm tired. I wanna go to bed."

He just shook his head. "No. I'm bored, and you're mine. So we're gonna stay like this for a bit."

With that, the red-head crashed his lips against his boyfriend's again, enjoying the breathy little sounds Ross made.

Using his free hand, Max slipped it between their bodies, sliding his hand up Ross's shirt and pressing it flat against his stomach. This caused Ross to gasp, and Max took that as an invitation to deepen the kiss, intertwining their tongues in a battle for dominance that he, clearly, won.

By the time they separated again, both were gasping for air, a thin trail of saliva still connecting them. Max opened his eyes, he didn't even remember closing them, and smiled down at the beautiful mess he'd created. Ross's eyes were fully closed now, and his lips were slightly parted as he panted. His lips were also a little red from the kiss, making them all the more appetizing as the urge to kiss his boyfriend again grew stronger.

Ross's eyes opened, be it still halfway, as he gazed up at Max. The gorgeous blue orbs had a slight glaze to them as he smiled. "Okay...now will you let me up?"

"No."

"Aw, come one, Max!" Ross pouted, and all Max thought was, he is the cutest damn thing on this Earth. "I'm tired, I wanna go to sleep!"

He tried to push the red-head off, but slowly realized his arms were useless, pinned above him by the very same man.

Ross raised an eyebrow. "Really?"

Max's smirk returned. "Yep."

"So...what are you gonna do now?"

"This."

And with that, Max leaned forward and attacked his boyfriend's neck, biting and sucking all up and down the pale expanse of skin. Ross's reaction was instantaneous, his moans coming out slightly muffled as he tried to stop them from escaping. Max nearly laughed at the brunette's poor attempts at denying the noises as, at the same time, he unconsciously tilted his head to the side to give him more room to work with.

"Nngh~...M-Max, p-please..."

"Please what," he asked in between planting kisses.

"Please...st-stop..."

"Why? Are you not enjoying this?"

"N-no, b-because...I-I-mphng...I d-don't–"

Ross cut himself off as a loud moan escaped his lips as Max suddenly found what he was looking for. He latched onto his boyfriend's pulse, licking, biting, and sucking on that one, specific spot. Ross continued to moan, the noises growing louder and louder as the red-head abused that area. He thought the sounds Ross was making before were wonderful, but these new ones were heavenly.

"Mm~M-M-Max!"

Max stopped what he was doing, sliding his hand out from under Ross's shirt and propped himself up with it. "Yes?"

Ross just stared up at him, breathing heavily for a moment, lust filling his eyes. "Our room. Now...please..."

Max grinned. "I thought you'd never ask."

Climbing off his boyfriend, he stood, helping Ross up, then grabbed his hand, both giggling like schoolgirls as they raced to their shared room, closing the door behind him.

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Tim walked into the apartment at around eleven-fifteen at night. He, Red, and Barney were having so much fun playing whatever random game they found lying around none of them had noticed the time until Red had checked his phone. After that, Barney had driven him home and here he was, pitch black outside and he was just walking in the door.

Moving down the hall, he tried to keep as silent as possible, knowing that the other two residents were probably long-since asleep.

A sudden urge to be an ass filled Tim and he decided to peek in on and wake Max and Ross. He'd probably regret it, but eh, it would be funny!

He had to admit, it was a bit weird living with his two best friends who were dating each other. At first, when it all started, Max and Ross were so awkward around each other that it was physically painful for Tim to just sit by and watch. So, one day, he shouted, "Just kiss and figure it out!" And that's exactly what they did. And this is how it's been for about six months.

Tim slowly opened their bedroom door, trying hard not to laugh. Max was going to be so pissed...

Speaking of the red-head, he was currently spooning Ross, hugging the younger male to his body as they slept, both snoring lightly, both looking extremely peaceful.

This was going to be a horrible way to wake up.

First, he turned on his phone's flashlight, just to check that nothing sharp and/or deadly was in the room. Ross had left his katana's in the living room that morning, so he was safe from them. He continued scanning the room, till he noticed two sets of clothing scattered across the place.

Tim dropped his phone.

"What the fuck, you guys!"

Yo, I made a sequel to this if you wanna check it out. It's called 'You and Me' and Ross gets his revenge.