THESE ARE ALL QUOTES I'VE HEARD SAID AROUND ME DURING THE PAST 2 YEARS. THEY MAY BE ACTUAL QUOTES, BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED THEY'RE BRILLIANT.

"Money talks, and it speaks loud."

"Yeah, i thought about it, but i don't think this is an appropriate time to be myself."

"Love is like a slurpie. You take a few sips and is fine, but then a few minutes later you have a headache."

"Oh, automatic doors. So much fancier."

"Only insane people read the books."

"Yo soy milk sause."

"Moments are only possible because of time."

"It's funny how so much nothing and amount to aomething."

"Every single book is just a different combination of 26 letters."

"Nothing is always something."

"Someday someone will find out how many times I said I was fine when really I wasn't."

"Why aren't you ducking? Are you a goose?"

"I have a very stable personality. A violent one sure but stable."

"SHE WEARS SHORT SHORTS I WEAR LONG LONGS SHES CHEER CHEERER AND IM ON THE SIT SITS."

"I draw a star in a circle. Then I place candles around it and hail Satan."

"I don't know. I'm just a mindless follower who sometimes has strokes of divine brilliance."

"I'll listen as long as you talk and your smile is convincing. I dont know if others see through it but I can mainly because I know the way your true smile is. It's so easy to spot a fake."

"The ammount of bullshiterry coming out of your mouth is at an all time high."

"Ever wonder why God invented tomorrow? For things like this (Algebra)."

"There is no such thing as a nuclear bomb. What actually happens is they drop a shell which lands opens up with a peice of paper with such a good roast that when it's read, the atoms within a 3 meter radius simultaneously rip apart causing a nuclear explosion."

"Wait nevermind my music is just tripping."

"This wasn't the plan but okay."

"Let them read, come on fearless to the end. Except when birds are involved."

"We're constantly living until we're constantly dying."

"The secret to life is that you're gonna work hard some time. It might be now or later, but you're gonna work hard."

"If you have AB blood, good for you! But it sucks for everyone else."

"You're lucky you have a soul. Not many of us do. It happens."

"Yugoslavia was communist, but they weren't powerful. They were Yugoslavia."

"I know why people hate obama so much because of the mass shoting laws it is hard to get a gun that is not sold out."

"I'm alergic to your face but you don't see me pulling out an epipen."

"I'm not a doc but I'd say food is also needed for, um, life."

"You're like a tropical fish. All pretty and stuff but the second it goes into cold water it freaks the fuck out."

NOT ALL OF THESE QUOTES REPRESENT ME PERSONAL BELIEFS, SO DON'T GO REPORTING ME OR SOMETHING.

T

hank you and have a great day!