Skipper's POV
I breathed heavily each step I took up the hill. I fanned myself and frowned at my poor feet. It's hot out, the hill is steep, and the sun is beating on me. Guess I'll be getting that tan I always wanted.

"I'm dyyyyiiing!" I said falling to my knees as everyone turned tp look at me- excuse me I mean down on me.

"Your still down at the bottom and barely took ten steps." Ivan said.

"It feels like I took a thousand." I said and he rolled his eyes as Sir green eyes laughed running down to me.

"Come on." he said laughing and linked his arm with mine.

As we climbed up the hill I was really getting worn out. No I am not in shape don't judge me. I panted looking up at the sky.

"Hehehe birdy." I said and they all blinked at me.

"Commander, I think Skip has lost it." Sir green eyes said in a deep voice.

"I think so too Commander." Diego said grinning at Ivan.

"Hmm." Ivan said smirking putting his hands behind his back as I glared at everyone.

"I say we leave him to be eaten by bears." Ivan said.

"Oh hell no." I said slanting my eyes as they laughed.

"Come on, we got some more to go." Diego said turning away from us and started walking.

"Why are we even walking up this damn hill?" I grumbled.

"Language Skip." Sir green eyes said smiling.

"Ooooh shut your trap, better?" I asked glaring and he nodded making me roll my eyes.

I collapsed at the top of the hill panting as they walked past me. Well except for Sir green eyes who tried to get me up.

"Leave meeeee." I said waving my hand and he laughed before grabbing it.

"Come on Skip." he said bending down and helped me onto his back. I mumbled wrapping my arms around his neck. "Hm?" he said.

"Tired..." I mumbled with my eyes barely open then I shivered feeling a wave of cold air hit me. "Where are we?" I asked squinting my eyes.

"Open your eyes and quut squinting dumbass." I heard Ivan say and I huffed opening my eyes.

"Oh my gosh it's POPSICLES!" I yelled jumping off Sir green eyes' back, almost killing myself.

I grabbed a random one happily skipping to the cash register. Diego paid for all of us. Diego got a SpongeBob popsicle and I pouted opening mine to find that it was just some summer colored popsicle. Sir green eyes had the same one and was happily eating his. Ivan on the other hand had a Danny Phantom popsicle. I huffed looking at mine as we walked. Then Sir green eyes smirked and bit my, hold on let me repeat it. MY popsicle. I gasped then glared at him.

"Tasty." he said and I pouted.

"Well now you're germs are all over it." I said and he laughed finishing his off then locked at the popsicle stick.

"How come the shoe laces could never win the race?" he asked me and I shrugged.

"Because they only knew how to tie." he said.

"Hardy har har." I said and he smiled.

"Well how about this, what's a bud's favorite baby channel?" he asked and I tilt my head.

"A bud, meaning a flower that hasn't bloomed?" I asked and he nodded. "I don't know." I said and he grinned.

"Sprout." he said and I blinked then caught on.

"Oooooh." I said and hit his arm grinning. "That was actually a good one, not funny but yeah." I said and he rolled his eyes smiling.

"Alright you two pay attention before we leave you." Ivan said walking down the hill and that's when I got an idea.

"Hey, let's roll down this hill." I said nudging Sir green eyes and he scoffed.

"No thanks, I already had to sleep on the ground don't think I want to roll down it too." Sir green eyes said.

"Oh come on, it'll be fun." I said and he sighed.

"Fine." he huffed and I pushed him down making him gasp. He rolled down first and I followed.

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"You all are assholes." Trin and Traci said glaring at us. Janet turned out to be still sleeping in the tent.

"Well thanks it was my idea." Ivan said winking and we all rolled our eyes.

"You two need a shower, badly." Diego said laughing and I nudged Sir green eyes.

"I think he was talking to you pal." I said and he rolled his eyes smirking then put me in a headlock.

"I think he said two." he said laughing and I blushed huffing catching Traci glaring at us from the corner of my eye.

Sadly as punishment for being idiots Diego said we couldn't wash up till it was time to eat. Diego told us we all would be washing up by then. I thought we we're going back to the Inn but instead we're staying another night in the forest. The girls washed up first. Their was two sides of the waterfall but the girls don't trust us. Even though I'm uh what's the word again? Oh yeah, GAY.

"Diego where's the- aahhhh!" I heard Ivan scream like a girl and I laughed my ass off wondering what was going on the other side.

It was dark and I was washing up alone- well until I saw I wasn't alone when a head popped up from the water.

"Oh my beh jesus!" I said jumping and Sir green eyes laughed handing me a soap bar. "Looks used." I said tunring up my nose.

"Yeah, by me." he scoffed then laughed.

"I don't feel comfortable with using soap others used." I said handing him the soap back as he raised a eyebrow.

"EVEN TRACI'S?!" I heard Ivan yell and I blushed as Sir green eyes huffed.

Good thing Traci isn't here washing up yet. That would be embarrassing.

"Well, see ya." Sir green eyes said getting out the water and I covered my eyes blushing more.

"You gone?" I asked but didn't get a response back so I opened my eyes then screamed, blushing bright red.

"What?" Traci asked blinking before walking into the water.

That image, will forever burn in the back of my mind.

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When Traci walked over and sat on the log to the left of me I couldn't even look at him without blushing. I looked into the fire instead.

"What happened you Mr. Tomato?" Ivan asked and I glared at him.

"What happened to you Mr. Girl screamer?" I asked and he blushed looking away making my eyes grow wide.

Ivan? Blush? Ivan? Have feelings?

"I heard that!" Ivan said punching me in the arm making me huff.

We ate fish that Diego had caught. It tasted okay, not amazing but yeah you know. Eventually it was just me, Ivan, and the fire.

"So um...What did really happen?" Ivan asked staring into the fire.

"I um....saw Traci's....thing." I said with my face red.

Oh." Ivan nodded then his eyes widen. "O-OH!" he said with his eyes wide.

"Yeah." I said burying my face in my knees blushing more. "S-So...what happened to you that made you um....scream?" I asked biting my lip trying not to laugh or add the part about him screaming like a girl.

"Oh um..." he looked down at his feet well he's wearing sandals YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

"Ummm?" I said and he glared then looked away from me.

"Diego just shocked me okay." he said and I jumped up on the log.

"OH MY IGGY AZALEA YOU LIKE DIE-" I started to say before he pushed me down off the log.

"I never said that idiot." he said standing up and stormed off to the tent. t

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"So um yeah I saw my first..." I blushed trailing off. "Anyways I had lot's of fun today well...except for Ivan storming off on me. But yeah today was cool. Ate nasty fish and barely ate my own popsicle but yeah.  Welp, Skipper signing off." I said quietly before saluting.

XD finally it took forever for me to do this chapter. Welp, niiiiiight hahaha my lovely potatoes.