I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa ,this shower is occupied.

Spider: omg man I didn't see you there.

Me: We cool?

Spider: Yeah yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope down the tub.

Me:  oh, that's legit. Hey, do you want to move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

Me:  so... Can I get out now?

Spider: sure, sure! Sorry, I'll just move over here.

Me:  Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

Spider: Nah, that's you're space. We're cool. Have a great evening.