-Third person's P.O.V.-

After arriving to the ally, and the boys realizing Hermione was taking them to a gay bar, they decided to take a quick stop at a tattoo parlor to make the night memorable.

"We should get the Gryffindor crest and under it should say 'The Golden Trio'" Ron suggested.

"Oh, yeah lets do that and put it on our inner left forearm like where Death Eaters would get there Dark mark! Great idea Ron!" Hermione complemented,"Better we do this sober so we don't do more than this and end up regretting this night, witch would be hilarious to see you guys with a hang over." 

"Wow 'Mione how nice of you, but since we'er on the topic, please don't let Ron get totally hammered. " Harry joked but was still serious.

"Who's to say I'm not going to get hammered?" Hermione said raising an eye brow slightly offended.

"I live to see the day you get drunk 'Mione. Like come on? Hermione Granger? Drunk? Can you imagine that? Just wait, I can see it now, tomorrow's Daily Prophet's head line 'Hermione Granger Is Drunk!?!'" Ron teased. 

The trio laugh at this until the tattoo artist walked in and Harry went first. At first Harry let a small noise of pain but he had been through worse, then went Hermione who just flinched at first.

"It doesn't even feel as bad as it did when Bellatrix used the knife on me, I expected this to be a lot worse." She commented.

The artist looked at all of us with questioning eyes before starting on Ron, who screamed at the pain."So it really is the real Potter and his little friends, I'm honor to meet you."

"What do you mean 'real Potter' ? What is that supposed to mean?" Ron asked trying to stop his voice from cracking from the pain.

"I get a lot of impersonators that come in trying to get your forehead and or hand scar tattooed on them, but I never imagined I would ever get the chance to tattoo the real Harry Potter." He replied as it was a common thing to say.

"Well that's not creepy at all, but at lest you scratch 'tattooing Harry Potter' of your bucket list."

"Ronald Weasley is it? I've got a lot of girls asking for 'Weasley is our king' and couple of guys too, you save the world and every one wants to sleep with you, eh?" Said the artist in a joking manor, "You guys must get a lot of action." at this Ron and Hermione looked over at Harry and laughed. Harry actually hadn't done more than kissing and that was with Ginny when they pretended to date, and they hated kissing but some how it had become a joke to them.

"Yeah, Harry you getting plenty of action aren't you?" Hermoine said sarcastically, making Herry blush.

"Why don't you shut up, okay. I'm not horny all the time like you and Ron and run off with a slytherin." Harry remarked.

"Well Damn, looks like you just won bitch of the year. And don't be hating on slytherin you'd like 'em their sneaky." Ron said and winked at Harry, the artist just laughed at them.

"Oh, go suck a dick Ron we all know you've been waiting all day." Said Harry with a sneer.

"That's what I've been planing on, Harry. And with that sneer you'd go great with Draco."

"Oh. My. God. When I said I like dick I did not mean that I like people who are dicks. there's a difference, Ronald."

"Harry got sass." Hermione chimed in." Come on Harry you haven't been with anyone?"

"Even if I did, I'm not telling you."

"You remind me of me when I was younger, I didn't date anyone so they assumed I was gay, as a joke I pretended I was for a week til a guy actually hit on me. I told every one it was a joke and they where upset about the fact I messed with them." the artist told them.

" you know muggles aren't as keen to homosexuality as use the think it unnatural, but yet again they think we're unnatural." Hermione said.

"'Mione I can't wait til your drunk so you can stop with the smart people shit. It was nice meeting you mr..."

"call me James." said the artist with a smile.

"well, nice to meet you James, you did a great job." harry payed the man and they left heading towards the bar.

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Sorry I haven't updated in a wile, life keeps fucking me in the ass.

Almost to Darry, so close I can smell the gayness dipping from it.

Okay so I was reading a Darry but it turned into, not only a Drarry, but a SNARRY!!! I am scared for life, but never mined me dose any one here ship Snarry??

Please don't hate me! Love

-Sean