«Killer, have you seen Kid?»

The masked man dropped his weights and turned to you.

«He's probably in his workshop.»

You smiled at him.

«Thanks!»

«Y/n.»

«Yes?»

«I don't trust the look on your face.»

«I wish I could say the same!» you stuck out your tongue to him and headed to the Captain's workshop.

Kid was inside indeed, bent on some little mechanic device. His expression looked extremely focused and he barely noticed you stepping in the room.

You took a seat on the other side of the desk, resting your arms on it.

«Kid.»

«Hm?»

«You know I love you, right?»

He finally raised his amber eyes on you, a suspicious look crawled in his features.

«Y/n, what did you do?»

«What?» you blinked, exaggerating your offended voice «Nothing! Can't I just express my feelings to my boyfriend?»

«Yeah, sure. No, seriously, what did you do?»

You dropped your insulted demeanour.

«As I said, nothing. I do have an idea, though.»

The redhead grimaced.

«That's even worse.»

«Hey!»

You pouted as he focused back on his work.

«You know how we fought alongside the Strawhats and the Heart Pirates back in Wano?»

Kid just hummed. You were losing him already.

«Well, let's talk about him.»

«Who?»

«Trafalgar Law. Isn't he hot?»

The sudden strength Kid applied on the device made it explode in pieces.

Ups.

The captain lifted his blazing gaze on you.

«What did you just say?» he hissed.

«Oh, don't give me that face! I know you thought it too!»

His eyes widened in horror.

«What?!»

«Kid, I know you! I saw a couple of glances you threw at him.»

«You're insane!» he barked «Thank your god you're my woman, or I'd have already torn you into pieces by now!»

«Okay, but I'm right! I saw you, don't deny it!» you stubbornly stated, pointing your finger at his chest.

«Y/n, he's a man!»

«So what?»

As a matter of fact, you believed every one had a little gender fluidity inside. Pirates in particular, since the majority of them was stuck on a ship with nothing but other men most of the time. It was only natural to express physical needs with the people beside them. Someone did that on your sheep also. Captain Kid knew and couldn't care less.

«I'm not attracted to men.» he hissed.

«...till you met Trafalgar Law.»

His eyes dangerously narrowed.

«Careful Y/n, don't push it too far.»

You sighed.

«Kid, it's fine! I mean, at first I was a little disappointed... but then I took a look at him and, honestly?, I can't blame you.»

He closed his mouth and you took the chance to continue.

«It's not like it could change this.» you pointed at him and then at yourself.

«What's your point, Y/n?»

You felt your cheeks heating up and diverted your eyes from him, while your hand ran through your hair.

«Well, I was thinking... why don't we... you know...»

Kid watched you blushing more, completely puzzled.

«Birdie, maybe you should go see the doctor.»

«I'm fine!» you scoffed. You took a deep breath, deciding to spurt it all out at once.

«Why don't we do a thing with him too?»

There was a moment of silence, then Kid jaw dropped on the desk.

«ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?!»

You fell from the chair at his yell.

I should have seen it coming.

You climbed back on the seat, only to find his shocked expression replaced with rage.

«If you want the creep that badly, then go and take him.»

He abruptly stood up and headed to the door, but you threw yourself at him, grasping on his metallic arm.

«Wait, you big idiot!» you shouted «Listen up!»

Kid growled and you managed to sneak between him and the door.

«I brought this up just because I thought it was hot and you wanted it too! But if it makes you so uncomfortable, I'll drop the idea right now!» your voice softened «If I really wanted another man, do you think I will come to you and say it? I don't. And I would never do anything to ruin what we have.»

Your eyes lowered on the wooden floor.

«So, sorry. Don't be mad. It was just a stupid idea.»

The redhead observed you as his expression relaxed and the knot in his chest loosened.

«Ugh, fine.» he grumbled.

You raised your gaze.

«So, are we good?»

«Yeah, whatever.»

A little smile bent your lips.

«Okay. Let's pretend I didn't say anything.»

You turned to leave him to his work.

«Y/n, wait.»

«Uh?»

You looked back at him.

The captain's eyes were fixed on the wall, and a soft red dust coloured his cheeks. He rubbed the back of his head.

«I... I'll think about it.»

Your eyebrows knitted together.

«You... what?»

«I said I'll think about it! Now get lost!»

You tried your best to suffocate the victorious smile that threatened to get your face and quickly left the room.

The following week, you launched your plan.

First of all, you came up with excuses not to have sex with him for days. Then, the seventh night, you accepted his advances, but you made sure to tease him far more than enough. It was risky, since his sadist side was always lurking.

Before going down on him, you brushed your hot lips against his ear.

«Imagine we had Trafalgar Law between us right now. We could do anything we want with him. We could drive him crazy.»

That was it.

You felt his arousal growing mad, and he violently shifted your position, pinning you under his huge body and roughly entering you.

He hurt you a little more than usual that night, but nothing you couldn't handle.

The next day, he ordered the navigator to adjust the route according to a certain Vivre card you collected in Wano.