Akpos in a hurry used the ladies toilet 'toilet in a posh hotel
He sat down and noticed four buttons -WW,WA,PP and APR.
curious,he pressed WW and his but was sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much.
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it
he pressed PP . And a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh. Feeling pampered
He pressed APR. He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled at him "Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. when the machine couldn't find a pad on you,it went for tour balls. Your balls are in the jar over there "