I finally figured out an idea??? Anyway.

Ye, here you go

Name: Sajacks (nickname: Sage)
Age: 30 (a little older than the cup brothers but an adult)
Gender: Male
Species: Satyr
Crush: Goopy Le Grande
Sexuality: Gay
Appearance: Sage is a small, tan- furred satyr with a ginger red afro. He wears overalls with one strap, and his horns curl backward. He also has a small goatee, but no other facial hair.
Height: 4'4
Weight: No idea
Personality: Sage is very curious. He's adventurous and loves to explore. He can be shy, but generally likes to hang out near the gardens of Cagney Carnation, or Goopy Le Grande. He isn't a fan of drinking, which is ironic for his species. While not physically strong, he was trained in the art of pickpocketing for awhile, making him fast and stealthy.
Boss or no? Yes, but I'm still figuring out some attack ideas
Magic: As a satyr, Sage can use panpipes to control plants and nature. However, as he is still young, he can't 100% control his powers.
Attacks:
For Phase 1, using his panpipes to control them, he sends small seeds at you. He also sends out thorny roses every now and then, which can be parried. "Every rose has its thorns! And this one ended your life!"
For Phase 2, he summons an army of walking flowers that run to attack you. Some of them are pink, meaning they can be parried. "Seems like this flowerbed will also be your deathbed!"
For Phase 3, he accidentally breaks his panpipes. Angered, he drinks a bottle of wine, which causes him to get drunk. While drunk, he throws his club at you. When he does, he runs to get it after a few minutes. Every now and then, a random satyr will come out and throw parryable items, such as acorns and seeds at you. "Who needs magic when you have a weapon?!"
When knocked out, he throws the bottle to the ground, flops on his bottom and starts crying

Yep. I finally thought of it. Yay.