(The image from above was drawn by my sister and sent by my sister ;-; )

Remember how I said I must've gotten drunk for the very first time and my first time drinking my dad gave me the talk about how to make baby's after that talk he started talking about me having a boyfriend "if you ever wanna date a guy you need to introduce him to me first and I'll see if he's good for ya and I'll let him date you."

But after they found out
My mom has started annoying me "oh kjærlighet I wanna kiss you and hug you all day!" I'm hiding in the closet as I'm writing this now. My step dad is the one I'm scared of  "if she cheats on you just like that other b@st@rd I'm gonna be seriously pissed." My brothers in the hand are just like "if you're seriously dating a girl I'm telling grandma." The other one is "you need God." My sister is like "I ship it!" And me hiding from my problems in the closet. TwT