Mom: '___' Sigh...Shania um...we need to do the 'Talk'

Me: Is it about my grades then I'm really sorry! °∆°

Mom: You will find someone you will like and-

Me: Ahhhh! Boys! @_@

Mom: Do you like anyone? *smirks*

Me: Doesn't a animated character count? '___'

Mom: Is it Sebastian, Yato, Vegeta or Usui? -___-

Me: Vegeta is bae 👌 *smirks*

Mom: And...Erin and Levi and Antonio your own character -__-

Me: *imagines Antonio shirtless* hehehe :3

Mom: Sigh....do you plan to get married to a REAL boy?

Me: Meh '___' *throws diary out window* Fetch mom!

Mom: *jumps out window*