Indian parents be like:

Them : *scolding me*

Me : *remains quiet*

Them : Oh, now you won't even bother to answer? Are you treating us as dogs barking at you? Ishiliye khila pila ke tujhe itna bara kiya?

Me : *answers back*

Them : was that a disrespect, we hear? How dare you talk back! Ishiliye khila pila ke tujhe itna bara kiya?

Me : *mentally* 🥲 Uthale re Bhagwaan