IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BITCHES! I'm finally removing that 'hiatus' and updating when I can. AND IM MAKING THE STORY LONGER THAN I ORIGINALLY PLANNED!! Okay, now that that's out of the way lets continue.

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Neon's P.O.V

I finished with my two hour long shower. Nah jokes. It was like a fifteen minute shower. I exited the bathroom with a towel around my waist (remember Bass Note here looks like a guy so she can do shit like this). I walked downstairs forgetting about the kidney loving teen and the hot chick from school. I entered the kitchen and opened Mr. Fridge, who Blood had FUCKING BOLTED to the ground... My poor poor baby... Cue sniffle.

So anyway I opened Mr. Fridge and grabbed a cactus. Yes, I have cacti in my fridge. Don't hate, appreciate! I bit into the prickly pear cactus (de-prickle-ly-fied) and walked into the lounge room to see Ra-Ra (my new nickname for her) close to tears and hugging Om Nom..? Fuck no. First of all, they are too close for comfort. So I let out an 'Ahem'. They jumped apart and turned their heads to me. I'm pretty sure both blushed. And that's the second thing, I was only wearing a towel around my waist. Om Nom blushed because he's a guy and he likes me. You really think I didn't notice that? I'm not naïve. Ra-Ra blushed because she saw a half naked teenage girl that looks like a toned guy. Yes, I have abs. No breasts, so...

"N-Neon..? Y-your k-kinda not wearing a sh-shirt... O-or anything else..." Jack had to quickly spit out. I glared at him and he looked away, his face redder than I'd ever seen it.

"Well thank you for the observation 'Captain Obvious'." I replied in a blunt, dull sarcastic tone.

"Ba- err.. N-Neon..? C-could you... Errr.. Go put s-some clothes o-on?" Raven stuttered, covering her face. I smirked.

"But I thought I looked good." I say in a odd happy tone.

"E-ehhh.." Both EJ and Rave had turned their backs to me and were beet red. I snickered and walked back upstairs eating my cactus. Entering my room, I whack on the usual cyan tank top, grey baggy jeans and grey hoodie. Of course my entire wardrobe is full with this custom made style. I slipped on some socks that were left on the floor and I hit my head on my desk.

"SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING DUCK!" I shouted, rubbing my head. It didn't hurt, but for some reason I always make out like I'm hurt even though I'm not. I got up and pulled some black socks on and my black, white and red converse. I strode out of the room and into the lounge room, finishing off the last of my cactus. Wiping my hands on my jeans, I stood in front of Rave and Om Nom with my arms crossed.

"I see you have found some clothes." Rave stated.

"Hardy har har smartass." I sighed rolling my eyes.

"Err-" Jack was about to answer when BEN appeared out of my PC.

"Oh heeeey Neeeeooon!~" BEN said in an odd tone.

"Fuck off perv." I said dismissing him.

"What the.. Where did HE come from??" Raven asked pointing at Peter Pan.

"Oooh, a new lady friend Neon? She looks HAWT!~" BEN said. Rave's eyes widened and she punched BEN in the face.

"O-ooow! H-how did a FUCKING MOR-" I slapped a hand over BEN's mouth. Not even a second later and he licked my hand.

"FUCK YOU PERV!" I shouted, slapping him across the face really REALLY hard.

"AHH! FUCK!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BITCH SLAP ME?!?!" BEN shouted angrily at me.

"Because your a little bitch." I simply stated.

"HOLY SHIT! BUUUUURN!" Raven yelled, laughing.

"That's what you get for messing with me and my flamethrower." I said. Two seconds later Rave and I burst out laughing. I slung an arm around Ra-Ra's shoulders.

"I think you and I are gonna get along just fiiiiiiiiine Ra-Ra." I said, glaring at BEN.

"Ra-Ra?" Rave asked.

"Your new nickname, courtesy of me." I stated, before walking to the kitchen again.

"WANT ANYTHING?!" I shouted to the three teens in my lounge room as I opened Mr. Fridge.

"MELON!" Rave shouted.

"KIDNEY! Err.. THE BEANS! Y'KNOW?!" Jack shouted flustered.

"YOU AND ME IN MY BED TONIGHT!" BEN yelled out being the total creep he is.

"FUCK YOU PERV!" I shouted, grabbing a whole melon, a can of 'kidney beans' and a trout from my freezer. I walked back into the lounge room. I tossed Rave the melon, Jack a spoon and the can of 'kidney beans' and I walked up to BEN and slapped him several time in the face with the trout before heading back to the kitchen and washing it. After it was thoroughly washed, it was put back in the freezer.

"HOLY FLYING FUCKLE THAT WAS FUNNY!!" I heard Rave laugh. I entered the lunge room again and laughed with her.

"I guess that means you shouldn't mess with Neon here." Jack laughed.

"FUCK YOU ALL!" BEN cried, running to the backroom so he could leave via my MacBook.

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EJ: FUCK YOU ELENA!

Fuck you too EJ, fuck you too.

Neon: WHERES THAT LIL MOTHERDUCKER?? I STILL GOTTA KILL HIM!

He's right there Bass Note. *points to the teen eating a kidney*

EJ: HEY! WHY'D YOU BUST ME?!

Cause I'm the author. I do what I want.

Neon: Cause Elena here is cool. *drapes an arm around author's shoulders*

D'awwww. Thanks Ne. And it's my way or the byway.

Neon: *jumps on EJ and strangles him*

EJ: *starts chocking* (he's undead but he still breathes)

Okay okay okay. Children calm the FUCK down.