HEWWO MY LITTLE MUTHAFUKAS!!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?!?! GOOD? THATS GREAT!!!! MORE CHAPTER TODAY!! <Insert SFX Of People Cheering Here>

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"Let go of him, you little runt!" A blue faced shadow yelled at me. I looked over at him, pushing my dagger closer to the paper white neck.

"What if I don't want to?" I smirked as he came closer. He took another step forward, but I was already in the tree. I took my AK-47 off my back, and aimed it at the blue faced figure. I was about to pull the trigger, when a black tentacle grabbed my AK-47.

"HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK!" I yelled at the tentacle. I looked over to where the tentacle was coming from. Hah. What a great dream! A tall, faceless man was standing there, more tentacles protruding from his back. I heard a static like voice in my head. It made me wince slightly.

"Have no fear child. This is no dream. We are here to make an offer. Become one of us," the tall, faceless man boomed in my head, picking me up with more of his tentacles, "And I'll make Eyeless Jack here, your proxy."

"WHAT?!?!" The blue faced guy shouted. I guess he was Eyeless Jack. I inspected him closely, still in the very slender man's grasp. He was wearing a black hoodie, and black track suit pants. His blue face had no features, except for a pair of empty black holes where the eyes should be.

"He wears a mask, child. Do you accept?" I looked at 'Eyeless Jack' once more. Where the eyes on his mask should have been, there was a black liquid running down the mask, like tears. I looked over the the slim man.

"Hmmm.... We have a deal, uh---" I started.

"My name is Slenderman, my dearest child. Don't call me anything else." His static voice echoed in my head.

"I'll call you Slenderp. Your tentacles make me think of squids. Which makes me think of Derp." I stated with no shame or fear.

"Hahah! What a great name! Why didn't I think of that?" The paper white figure laughed.

"Jeffery, don't make funny statements about me or Neon. She is a high ranked being of the Under-Realm. Do not show any disrespect." Slenderp directed to 'Jeffery'.

"The Under-what? And what is a proxy? And why does 'Eyeless Jack' here wear a mask?" Too many questions buzzed in my head, all at once. Slenderp put me down.

"The Under-Realm, a place where beings like us live." Jeffery answered to my first question.

"A proxy, child, is a follower of their Operator. You will need to leave your mark on your proxies to make them yours." Slenderp answered my second question.

"..." Eyeless Jack was silent. I guess I'll find out soon. Slenderp put me down, and I ran over to E.J. Slenderp put my AK-47 back on my back. I pulled my dagger out, jumped on Eyeless Jack back, and lifted his shirt at the back.

"I think this might hurt? Idk, I can't feel pain. Oh well..." I said as I pushed my dagger into his back. He started to shake, but I carefully carved my symbol onto his back. It bled a lot, but, hopefully it would turn into a scar.

"Why did you do a sideways eight? It's stupid!" Jeffery shouted like a maniac.

"Tsk, tsk. Jeffery, it is not a sideways eight, it is an infinity symbol. Why, I can't believe you didn't know that!" I pouted, then smiled like a mad man.

"My name is Jeff!" He yelled, huffing and crossing his arms.

"Don't act like a baby! Your a big. Fat. Baby!" Eyeless Jack yelled. I was taken aback. I didn't command him at all.

"Why the sudden outburst Jack? Hmmm?" I questioned, adding a lil' ol' sass. He looked down.

"Um... As a Proxy, it's my job to defend you..." He mumbled.

I rolled my eyes. No one needs to protect me. I got off Jack and walked away from the others.

"Hey! Where do you think your going?!?!?" Jeff yelled at me.

"Anywhere but here! If you'll excuse me, I have school in the morning." I puffed out before jogging towards the edge of the forest. A tentacle shot at me and pulled me back.

"Hey! You do realise I don't like it when you do that Slenderp!" I huffed as a crossed my arms over my chest. I heard a low chuckle. It came from Jack. I looked up, and glared at him menacingly.

"I'll bitch slap you! Damnit! PUT ME DOWN!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. They all burst out in laughter.

I don't see how they find this funny, do you Nat?~ Nicole asked.

No, I don't Nicky. How is Neon's bitch slaps funny?~ Natalie replied.

"Pfffffffft!!!! Hahaha! Nice one Neon!" Jeff laughed, still in hysterics. I snarled as I bitch slapped all of them.

"But... Wha-- how...?!?!?" Jack whined.

'Heheh' I thought to myself smugly.

Nice one Neon!~ Natalie cheered.

"Jack, IMA CALL YOU OM NOM FROM NOW ON, BITCH!" I yelled. Jeff burst out into laughter.

"OH NO MISTER! YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS SNOW WHITE!! HAHA BITCH, WHO'S THE STUPID ONE NOW?!? HUH?" I lost control of myself as some insanity slipped from my system.

"..." They were all silent. I was still in Slenderp's tentacles, when in a blink of an eye, we were in a rotting mansion.

"Fuuuuuu!" I yelled at Slenderp, before I heard someone playing Left 4 Dead 2.

HELL YA!~ Nicole and Natalie shouted in unision.

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I don't know why I typed the last part... And yes, I do play Left 4 Dead 2. No, you cannot add my Steam account as a friend. HAHAHAH!!