Yo, wadup mah lil bitc--- uh... Wubers?! I'm here to sey, I have changed mah username! It's NeonfurOfEarthClan :3! I'm still Neon/EtonSsabNoen, so please don't be fooled! And I'll pimp slap you. Oh wait, that's the wrong word. I'll bitch slap you! Yeah! That sounds bettah! So please continue reading the story, not this 50 paged rant. If you want rants, comment #rantscuzilikezbananananananananas

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I wake up to see Om Nom standing over me. At first I'm like 'who the fuck are you?', but then I roll over. He pokes me. I groan. It continues for 15 minutes till I'm really pissed.

"Your going to the new school today..." He quietly says.

"Like I give a crap about school. Gimme 5 more minutes..." I groan, purely from being tired. But oh! He's too good for that! So he pokes me again.

"You know that when you say 5 more minutes, you sleep for 5 more hours!" He huffs. I get up in 10 seconds flat and bitch slap him.

"Shut up you lil blue faced bitch. Your my proxy, so you have to do as I say, am I right? I command you to let me sleep for 5. More. Minutes!!" I growl at him. As he is about to nod, tree-guy appears.

"Fuck..." I mutter. He looks at me, somehow giving me a death glare.

"Watch your language child!" He encourages.

"No." I say like he said something unimportant.

"Come now, you have school." He says. I groan.

"Okay... What's da schools name?" I ask, not giving a crap.

"Slender High." He replies.

"Pffft! You gotta be kidin' meh! Dats soooo laaame!" I drag out. He sighs.

"Too bad. Now hurry up. I expect you there at 8:45am. Now! CHOP CHOP!" He says smugly. It's not like he's the principal. "Also, I'm the principal, so I don't need you coming to the office for a tardy slip!" He quickly chimes. My face and body stiffens.

'I am sooo screwed!' I think in my head, also imagining a brick wall in my head so Mr. Tree can't read my thoughts. I roll my eyes and change into my hoodie and jeans in a flash.

"There, happy now Mr. Tree?" I sigh. He looks surprised that I actually got dressed when he said to.

"Now, I actually thought you wouldn't go down without a fight, Miss. Bass Note." He replies gleefully.

"Shut yo pie hole tree. And it's Neon, not 'Miss. Bass Note'." I say, mocking him.

"Uh... I'd hate to interrupt... But it's 8:32am...." Om Nom begins. I look at him.

"Please don't remind meh dat I have to go ta school. Capiche?" I reply sassily.

~le time skipe~

I was in my green and blue SSC Ultimate Aero. Sadly, and gladly, the Pastas were not going to the school. I sighed in relief. I got out of my car and locked it. I stepped up to the double doors of the building, taking a deep breath. I step in, to see kids walk around buzzing and being socially active.

'Its gonna be a looooooong day!' I think.

Nah shit Sherlock!~ Natalie says with sarcasm.

'Oh shat. You spoke to meh! You haven't done that for months!!' I think, a smile spreading on my face.

We know... And we're sorry Neon. I knew it wasn't right, but Nat said it was for the best, whatever that means.~ Nicole confesses. I nod and walk up to locker 666 (get the reference?). Luckily the combo was 2484. I opened the locker and whacked my bag in the locker, pulling out a book, a pencil case and an iPad Mini (cuz fuck logic. Also, the book and pencil case are green. Ironic, isn't it?).

I walk into my first class. I go and sit in the back, not answering when the teacher calls me up to the front to introduce myself. When the teacher finally gives up, I walk to the front, an evil smirk on my face. I stare at my peers.

"Well, well, well. Yo wazzup? Da name's Neon. Now stay outta mah way or ya gone forevah!" I snarl, before going back to my seat. People weren't even listening, except one. She had long black/dark purple hair with red streaks through it. Daymn. She was pretty. (Yes, I thought you were hot when I first saw you Ra-ra. Suck it up princess.) I looked out the window all day, watching the leaves fall off the trees. That was, until Om Nom and Mr. Perv appeared at the window and slammed on it. I was not expecting it, sooooo, I fell out of my chair. In the end, people were not looking, because I looked like a moron. Only the girl that caught my eye stared.