Konnichiwa Minna-San~! I made this book because  me and my friend attack-on-anime77 were just talking and out of nowhere I got an idea to write this book. Hope you guys like it! And sorry if it's crappy. It's my first time writing an actual book...so yah.

Thanks attack-on-anime77 for helping me with this (We literally role played so I can write this). Anyway, let's get started!

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Akame: All my friends are dead ( T_T)
Tatsumi: We are not gone. You just can't see us but we are always with you
Akame: Suuuuurrrree -_-
Kurome: Where are my snacks?
Akame: Damn it, Kurome! This was a serious moment until you ruined it! And don't you mean MY snacks?
Kurome: It's mine!
Tatsumi: Why don't you guys share?
Akame: We can't, you idiot! I'm still alive!
Kurome: Plus even if we were alive I wouldn't share my snacks with Onee-chan.
Akame: Fatty!
Kurome: Look who's talking! At least I don't become an wild animal when I see meat!
Tatsumi: *Leaves while Akame and Kurome argue with each other*
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Leone: *slurs cause she's drunk* I LIKE HOW I STILL GET DRUNK UP HERE!!
Tatsumi: *sweat drops* Onee-San, I told you not to drin---
Leone: *falls asleep*
Tatsumi: *sighs and grabs a blanket and puts it over Leone*

Then he hears a noise and follows it.
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Sheele: My glasses......Where are my glasses?
Lubba: CHECK MINE SHE HAS THEM!!! *holds sheeles glasses behind his back*
Mine: I DO NOT!!! Maybe Chelsea has them!
Chealsea: NO WE ALL KNOW THE PERVERT HAS THEM!!!
Lubba: No...I..don't.
Tatsumi: *grabs the glasses from Lubba and holds it in front of Sheele*
Sheele: Glasses?
Akame: No they're meat
Sheele: Oh...
Akame: My meat
Kurome: I'm still hungry. I want my snacks!!
Wave: It's ok... You'll survive
Kurome: You know... If you ever go to a beach.. I hope the waves come and get you.
Wave: You want me to die?
Kurome: No I don't want you here....You're annoying. 'But if we could be together...then sure' (<-- she's thinking)
Wave: You're so me--
Esdeath: Where's Tatsumi?
Tatsumi: *Hides*
Mine: What's she doing here? *points to Esdeath*
Esdeath: I'm hear for  MY Tatsumi
Mine: Don't you mean MINE Tatsumi?!
Esdeath: Answer me LOVE RIVAL! Where is MY Tatsumi?
Mine: Tatsumi said go away.
Esdeath: *sees Tatsumi hiding* TATSUMI!!! （≧∇≦）
Tatsumi: *runs for his life*
Esdeath: *chases Tatsumi*
Sheele: *still looking for her glasses* Glasses...glasses....
Mine: Tatsumi still has them *sweatdrops*
Kurome: Um... Aren't you going to help your boyfriend?
Mine: *grabs pumpkin* Hell Yeah! *chases after Tatsumi and Esdeath*

      ~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~