This whole thing would not have happened if Bakugou had kept up his guard. But Kyoka wouldn't blame him, it was not his fault that Mina had seen him sneaking out from her room. And Mina being Mina came to the conclusion that angry boy and punk girl was dating. 

In reality they would sneak over to the others room to vent about their crushing. Sometimes they would even cry, because it hurts to crush on their obvious best friends. They weren't even out to the class, it was scary since they assumed everyone was straight.

So it was really shocking for Bakugou and Kyoka when they found out that everyone thought they were dating. Gossip travels fast at UA high, even the teachers had heard the rumor.

Bakuhoe: Wtf Jack-ass ears, we are fucking dating?

Kyoka looked down at her phone, it was still morning and class hadn't started yet but she still had heard the rumor. Bakugou had heard it too judging from his text.

Jack-ass ears: apparently

Jack-ass ears: somebody must have seen u yesrerday 

Bakuhoe: Yesterday*

Jack-ass ears: oh sorry spelling police

Jack-ass ears: but we should prob talk about this rumor that everyone think is true

Bakuhoe: fucking yeah- can we talk after school in ur room or something?

Jack-ass ears: one thing first, if any1 asks us about the dating what do we say?

Bakuhoe: we could say that we dating but we don't want to tlk ab it? 

Jack-ass ears: we both gae

Bakuhoe: well I dunno ab u but I'm not out yet

Bakuhoe: also we could see KE's and YE's reaction-

Jack-ass ears: like if they jealous?

Bakuhoe: yes... but I don't rly think they will be fucking jealous but ah

Jack-ass ears: eh, we can hope right?

Bakuhoe: yeah

Bakugou and Kyoka entered together that morning. Nothing strange really, well except for the fact that Kyoka fucking Jirou was blushing. (Bakugou had teased her about Momo). Another fact to the list off proofs that they are dating.

Momo was sad but happy for her friend when she found out. Her brain did also say "bUt iT cOuLD bE a RuMor mOMo DoN't JuSt TrUst A SiLLy LiTtLe RuMoR", but no. The evidence lined up. Kyoka is the only person Bakugou tolerate (except for Kirishima), they had the same taste in music, both had the same clothing style, Kyoka was bushing when they entered together this morning and Mina had seen Bakugou go out from Kyoka's room late last night. 

"Jirouuuuuu~ come here!" Said Hagakure as soon as the "dating" pair entered. 

Kyoka groaned inside her mind and Bakugou gave her a look that said "suffer". She walked over to the girls while Kirishima grabbed Bakugou and dragged him over to the boys of Bakusquad and some others like Mineta.

"What-"

"Sooo, when did you start dating?"

"What was Bakugou doing in your room so late last night?" Mina wiggled her eyebrows.

Kyoka was disgusted and let out a barley audible "ew".

"Are you even dating?" Tsu asked, the voice of reason.

"Yeah! Isn't it some kind off rumor Mina?" Ururaka piped in.

Momo glanced at Kyoka. Kyoka was flustered but at the same time winching a bit, oh her hearing must be extra sensitive today huh. Momo tapped Kyoka on her shoulder and handed her a pair off soft plastic tubes, the shorter ones eyes widened and stuck her earphone jacks into them. Successfully silencing a good portion off everything she heard.

"Thank you" Kyoka said smiling softly.

"No problem"

---That afternoon---

"Right so, do we need a fucking list for this?" Bakugou asked and plopped down on Kyoka's bed.

"Well yeah" Kyoka said and quickly found an empty notebook, it was probably going to be another book for lyric's to her songs.

They sat in silence on her bed.

"Rule number one, uhh... sit together during lunch?" Kyoka asked.

"Hmm yeah, do we just sit with the 'Bakusquad' then? that's a fucking stupid name"

"pfff yeah it is"

Kyoka wrote down the rule.

"As for rule number two... we should show a little bit of PDA at least? like maybe hold hands?"

"hm yeah, we aren't really affectionate people so it would make sense" Kyoka agreed and wrote that down.

"uhhh what the fuck do even couples do?" 

"As if I would know!" 

"Weren't you the fucking 'ladykiller' with your weird flirting game or something?" Bakugou said cackling.

"That's it! we should flirt... maybe just a little" Kyoka said, ignoring the 'ladykiller' comment.

"Okay no more rules?"

"Well, if they confess do we just tell them about this whole plot?"

"Duh"

The totally dating list:
1) Sit togheter at lunch, basicly with the Bakusquad
2) Little PDA, holding hands
3) flirt, but do not make the other one uncoferable

"You suck at spelling" Bakugou said glancing at the list.

"Fuck off, now do you want to play Mario cart?"

"Oh you are on ears!"

"oh another thing.. shouldn't we call each other by our real names?"

"... you are on Jirou!"

---time skip, like 2 weeks?---

Bakuhoe<3: come the fuck over

Jack-ass ears<3: ugh fineeeeeee

Bakuhoe<3: what u not liking ur boyyyyyfriendddd?

Jack-ass ears<3: no<3

Bakuhoe<3: well fuck you too

Jack-ass ears<3: jkjk, i'll come over

Jack-ass ears<3: love u boyyyyyyfriendddddd

Bakuhoe<3: love you too giiiiiiiiiiiirlfriiiiiiiiiiiiiendddddd

---

When Kirishima knocked on Bakugou's door he didn't expect Kyoka to be there too. But it wasn't that weird, they were in fact dating... dating, yeah. Kirishima was in fact heartbroken when he heard it, his first l̶o̶v̶e̶ crush was dating someone that wasn't him, and it was a girl. 

So he had finally decided to get it off his chest, so he could move on.

"Hey shittyhair, why are you here?"

"Sorry to interrupt this but... we need to talk"

"Oh.. do you wan't to talk in here? I could go" Kyoka said smiling slightly, as if she knew what Kirishima was about to say.

"uhm if that's okay with you.. I wouldn't want to impose!" 

"It's fine shittyhair.. I'll see you tomorrow ea- Jirou" 

---withhhhh Kyoka---

Two minutes after she had entered her room and picked up her bass, there was a knock on the door. Based on the knock it should be Momo, since the other two who would visit her would just barge in (Bakugou and Kaminari). 

"Come in!" Kyoka said loud enough for probably Momo to hear her and put down her bass again.

"Hi, uhm Kyoka can we talk about something?" It was in fact Momo.

Kyoka nodded. Momo sat down on Kyoka's bed, the shorter girl joined her quickly. 

"uhm so... you and Bakugou huh"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Okay so... I need to tell you something and, I hope this will not change our friendship and you will not hate me for this"

"I would never hate you Momo!" Kyoka said.

"Trust me you will... okay, here goes nothing... Ilikeyouromanticly and- and it's- you are dating B-bakugou I, I am fine with th-" 

Kyoka silenced the crying girl with a kiss on the lips, Momo's eyes widened. She wanted to kiss back but, Kyoka was cheating on Bakugou with her right this moment. Momo begun to push her away.

"S-stop it! you- you are dat- dating Bakugou!"

"No I'm not"

"You're lying!"

"nonono, let me explain! A- at first it was just a rumor from Mina.. she saw Bakugou leave my room-"

"oh and what was he doing in your room then huh!"

"Let me finish first! Because the two of us like to go to each other's room and cry about our crushes... uhm you are my crush"

"R- really?"

"Yeah.. and th- then we came up with the plan to fake date and see your's and Kirishima's reaction.. and uhmm I'm pretty sure Kirishima and Bakugou are having this same conversation right now"

Momo was gawking at her when she finished speaking.

"Uhm surprise" Kyoka said and made awkward jazz hands.

Momo didn't say anything, she just kissed Kyoka again. This time long.

---later---

Momo had fallen asleep next to Kyoka.

Jack-ass ears<3: We need to break up, my totaly real boyfreind

Bakuhoe<3: noooo my one true loveeeeeeeee, why must you forsaken me like this!?

Jack-ass ears<3: becuase, I never loved you! 

Bakuhoe<3: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jack-ass ears<3: dramatic's aside, did loverboi ask u out bc Momo sure did-

Bakuhoe<3: mmmmyes we cuddlin'

Jack-ass ears<3: nice- congratulations

Jack-ass ears<3: widbsbuhdfweyb she's so cute- help me I'm a useless lesbibab

Bakuhoe<3: fucking suffer

Jack-ass ears<3: :'(

Jack-ass ears<3: She's cute but she elbowed me in my fucking boobs

Bakuhoe<3: wow no grammar or spelling mistakes!

Jack-ass ears<3: fuck off

---

the end

I uhhhh, promised smut so I guess Imma need to write that

-bai!