Y'all should check out this rly funny pod cast, "Were having gay sex"... not recommended for younger people? the do talk about.. adult stuff?

---lets go---

Jirou's English was good because of all the songs she sings, listen to and sometimes writes that are in English.

It was funny because she have black mail... like how both All Might and Present Mic swears in English when they think people who can't English aren't nearby. 

Jirou sings inappropriate songs in English and.. It's funny when Denki starts singing it under his breath, especially during English. Mic's reaction was always funny.

School is for nerds

Presentation Michael: ... Kaminari needs to stop singing English songs under his breath.. he's giving me heart attacks T_T

Y'all Might: it happened to you too?

Presentation Michael: ..  ye

12 PM: it can't be too bad?

Remover head: ...

Remover head: what did the problem child do this time?

Presentation Michael: today in English I heard: "Suck my dick in my fast car, fuck me fast in my fast car" and I choked

12 PM: pff haahahahaa

Vampire: Bruh

12 PM: .. also, why is he singing lesbian songs?

Presentation Michael: Oh- that I didn't know

Remover head: I will not talk to him about it

Presentation Michael: hhhh, then i'll have to talk to himmmm

Vampire: Do it u pussy

12 PM: Hey! do not shame pussies

13 y old: ... this is what I see when I log on?

Remover head: ...

Presentation Michael: .. okay okay I'll talk to him

---the next day---

"Kaminari can you stay behind?" Yamada asked when the bell rung.

Kaminari paled

"Yes Sensei"

When the class was outside the door, Yamada walked over to Kaminari's desk. He looked extremely nervous.

"Chill, it's not about your grades"

Kaminari let out a breath.

"It's about the singing"

"I- I will not do it again Sensei!"

"It's fine.. just, do you even know what you are singing?" 

Kaminari tilted his head to the side.

"Kyoka sings them so they can't be that bad right?" Kaminari mumbled.

"Jirou sings these songs and then they get stuck in your brain?" Yamada asked.

"Yea! The songs have a good beat!"

"... next time, translate the lyrics before you sing them"

"Okay!"

"Good, now run along" Yamada patted Kaminari's back and he walked out.

School is for nerds

Presentation Michael: ... i know why he sings English lesbian songs

12 PM: tell us

Presentation Michael: he has heard another student sing them

Swedish chef: not to pry or anything but... who?

Remover head changed the chat name to Gossiping teachers

12 PM: hah

Presentation Michael: Jirou

12 PM: I knew it! 

Remover head: 1-a radiates gay energy

---with Kaminari---

"KYOKA YOU MOTHERFUCKER" Denki screeched when he opened the front door of the 1-a dorms.

Kirishima fell out of the couch.

"What?!" Jirou poked her head out from the kitchen.

Denki marched up to her.

"Please stop lying about that all the English songs you sing is appropriate! fucking mic heard me-"

Jirou burst out laughing.

"He what?? pfff- what song?" 

"The one from Saturday" 

"... so Mic heard you sing lesbian songs in English?"

There was a beat of silence.

"...yes"

Jirou laughed more, almost crying.

"I- oh my god"

---meanwhile in the 1-a chat---

1-gAy

Octopussy: if baku is screaming again i'm throwing my phone out of the window

Hard Boi: ur phone is safe, it was kami

Tailz: ... wow, why?

Hard Boi: i fell off the couch

Flex that tape: Yuh, it was funny-

Hard Boi: r00d

Flex that tape: So uhm- Jirou is laughing her ass off

Mom: I'm gay

---time skip---

"Hey Kyo... I- can you sing something for me? I mean, you don't need it-" Momo asked Jirou.

They were studying on Jirou's bed.

"Sure... do you want a, softer song orrrr-?" Jirou asked.

"Well I.. I like the softer songs, but... can I hear like, one of the... can you play the electric guitar"

Jirou nodded and got up, taking down the electric guitar from the wall. Plugging it into the speaker.

"Okay, you ready?"

"Yeah!"

"Sexy girl, I just fell in love
You should try it, it's a hell of a drug
Like O-M-G, you make me come, come, complete"

Momo gaped at Jirou.

'Is.. is she singing about me?' Momo thought.

"I'm looking for reasons
I'm begging and pleading
I'm dreaming of calling you mine
You keep me st-st-st-stuttering, stumbling
Fumbling over my lines
Without you girl
I'm not alright
I'm not okay
(Yeah)"

Jirou didn't keep her eyes off of her.

"No, don't give up on me
Wait, it's not what it seems
Now, we can't stop this tragedy
And it's back to the start
(Yeah, yeah)
And we're falling apart
(Yeah, yeah)"

'Does... she like me?.. it feels like she is singing about me' 

Momo blushed.

"Sexy girl, come and lay with me
I'm frustrated, and it's sexually
Like O-M-G, you make me come, come, complete"

Jirou feeling bold, started to check out Momo.

"I'm just being honest
We're creeping and crawling
I'm kissing the top of your head
We're rocking and rolling
We're touching and moaning
And making a mess of your bed
Can someone help, she shot me dead
I can't be saved
(Yeah)"

Jirou smirked when she saw the blush on Momo's face.

"No, don't give up on me
Wait, it's not what it seems
Now, we can't stop this tragedy"

Jirou is incredible hot.

"So god, if you are real, I need your help
Because this girl has stolen my heart with her broken halo
And I can't deny, she's so damn fine
Give me some advice
Sexy girl, I just fell in love
You should try it, it's a hell of a drug
Like O-M-G, you make me come, come, complete
No, don't give up on me
Wait, it's not what it seems
Now, we can't stop this tragedy
No, don't give up on me
Wait, it's not what it seems
Now, we can't stop this tragedy
And it's back to the start
(Yeah, yeah)
And we're falling apart
(Yeah, yeah)
And it's back to the start
(Yeah, yeah)
And we're falling apart
(Yeah, yeah)
Shot straight through the heart"

Jirou quickly turned off the speaker and crawled over to Momo on the bed.

"Hey... so uhm, were you singing about.. me?" Momo asked, her face still pink.

"Y- yeah"

"I- can I kiss you?"

Jirou crawled closer so they were really close.

"Yeah" Jirou breathed out.

They leaned in closer. 

Momo pecked Jirou's lips. Jirou giggled, not believing that this was finally happening. She grabbed Momo's face and kissed her lips again.

Momo's lips was intoxication for Jirou.

"I- uh.. wow, hah haha" Momo whispered.

"I, uhm... I like you, like like you" Jirou said red faced.

"I like you too" Momo smiled.

---end---

I this was something.. I uh

THE SONG: "Sexy drug" by falling in reverse

-bye