The princess that didn't need saving... just a girlfriend
CEO of a long chapter name
Ship list:
1. Momojiro
2. mothman x koolaidman
3. Pico x Mineta
(Obviously the last two is a joke)
Swedish fact of this chapterrrrr: The word "fan" in Swedish is like a milder fuck... but it can also be fan like: "I'm a fan of BNHA"
---I'm gaehee for Jaehee, cuz she baehee---
The knight had outsmarted her dragon.
Well it wasn't that hard honestly, The dragon was like a big cat. Just bring a laser pointer and you could get in.
Now she had to explain to this "knight in shiny armor" that she was a lesbian and that he could fuck off.
She hoped that he didn't demand her to fall in love with him because he saved her. Which by the way he didn't, Sparky, her dragon was trained.
Sparky the dragon doesn't breath fire, he breaths lightning. Which is fucking bad ass by the way. His scales is a almost golden yellow, a big lightning bolt looking patch on his stomach.
The knight took off his helmet. His hair was split in the middle, red on one side and white on the other. His eyes was hetromatrical and a bad ass looking burn scar over the blue eye.
He didn't get down on one knee like the other knight's that had gotten in.
He opened his mouth to say something but Kyoka held up a hand to silence him.
"It is indeed impressive that the dragon didn't kill you... but I will have to decline your demand that I should fall in love with yo-" The knight shushed her and Sparky growled.
"Oh thank god" The night said throwing the helmet to the floor, sitting down. Probably out of breath from running away from Sparky.
"Why?" Kyoka tilted her head to the side, confused by this strange knight.
"I thought it would be a awkward first meeting, It's so stupid to expect me to fall in love you just because I saved you"
"You didn't actually save me, He's trained... you are a rather weird knight..." Kyoka sat down on the floor too.
"Oh" The knight seemed to feel better, "But the whole lesbian thing-"
"No you can't turn me straight" She stopped him, knowing what he would say next.
"God, no! It's nothing like that! I promise, this will probably sound weird but... would you date my sister if I bring her over?" The knight said.
Oh he was definitely not like other knights. Kyoka was actually shocked.
"Is she cute" She said after closing and opening her mouth like a fish.
"Uhm.. I don't know, I mean she is.. because she's my sister. But uh.. well actually my half-sister.."
"Describe her"
"Okay, so uhm.. she has black hair, and uhm dark brown eyes.. she's tall- uh"
God this knight was bad at explaining.
"You are bad at this.. how tall is she?"
The knight blinked and blushed.
"She is a little shorter than me"
Hmm a tall, black haired girl.
"What does she like to do"
The knight seemed to know this.
"Oh! She likes to paint! And she likes to spar with me, we always end in a tie when we spar! Oh, she reads much too?"
Kyoka blinked. She does sword fighting.
"Okay mister knight, why are you the middle man in your sister's love life?" She asked leaning towards the knight, in a form of imitation.
"Oh, Sorry. My name is Shoto Todoroki... And father is planning to marry her off... he kind of knows that she's a lesbian... Father thinks he can trow her at any dick and she will start liking that.. so yeah" Shoto, the awkward knight said.
Kyoka snorted.
"Oh my god, you climbed a tower to wing-man your sister?" Kyoka started to like this dude.
"Uh, yes?" Shoto said, more like a question.
Kyoka stood up and brushed off her pants. Yes that's right, even if she was a princess stuck in a tower, she would not wear a dress. Never.
"I like you. Show me this cute sister of yours. We can take the dragon, he needs to stretch out his wings again" She said and helped Shoto up.
"Let's see what your old man says when a 'stolen' princess shows riding a dragon wanting to marry his daughter" She said over her shoulder as she walked towards Sparky.
"He will have a heart attack" Shoto said chuckling.
"Oh joy, now let's move.. Sparky come on"
"You named your dragon Sparky?"
"What? He breaths lightning! He has a lightning bolt on his stomach... what would you name him!?"
"I-.. uhm, I don't know... I'm not the bad ass princess with a dragon"
"You are also bad ass my dude"
They sat up on the dragon. Shoto holding onto Kyoka as if he would die.
---end---
I'm not like other girls, I was myself and my clothes.
That was a reference to my DnD campaign... Our "Funky gay" goblin fighter said that... (the character was male)
mayhaps I'll do a part two...
leave suggestions
-your's truly
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