Smort Hoes pt 5

Yes, chili and licorice actually exist in Sweden... I love it okay???? It's my comfort food ;-;

Bakugou=Bomb
Momo=Crafting table
Todoroki=Candy Cane
Izuku=Bush
Kyoka=Jukebox
Tsu=Frög
Shinsou=Washing Brains
Hatsume=Pink Blob
Kirishima=Red Sandstone
Tenya=Sanic

---4 pm---

Candy Cane: yeah, I'd let Shrek fuck me to death

Bomb: CAN YOU STOP COMING IN HERE WIHT UR HOT TAKES????

Red Sandstone: What the ever loving fuck Shoto

Frög: Izu, ur boyfriend's high again

Bush: he is not my boyfriend right now- what the fuk

Candy Cane: COme onnnnnnnnn- u honestly cant say you wouldn't fuck Shrek

Jukebox: what the fuck did I just walk into

Pink Blob: Sorry this is my fault

Candy Cane: Shrek would be huge just sayin

Candy Cane: Shrek- hes gotta be somewhat good in bed if he has like seven kids right?

Sanic: Mei what did you do to him?

Pink Blob: Kami asked if I could make him a bong

Sanic: I am honestly not surprised

Jukebox: I can't decide whether to laugh or worry

Candy Cane: Im fone bet shrek. All big and green. HE could probably lift me so easily

Bomb: If you made a bong for fucking Pikachu, how in fuck did Icyhot end up high?

Bush: Sho where are u? Ur not in ur dorm?

Frög: He's near the forest

Pink Blob: it exploded

Sanic: That doesn't explain anything??

Jukebox: Of fucking cuorse it did

Frög: How did you make a bong explode!?

Pink Blob: it just happens

Candy Cane: Momo ate my marshmellow pillow ;((

Jukebox: *gasp*

Pink Blob: @Crafting Table how could u?

Crafting Table: ...

Crafting Table: I'm grounding both Mei and Shoto

Pink Blob: but moooooooom i didnt do anything

Jukebox: MOMMY KINK!

Pink Blob: lol no

Pink Blob: ur the one witht he mommy kink

Jukebox: and ur the one with the foot kink

Sanic: I thot we were over this?!?!?!?!

Jukebox: lol we werent

Pink Blob: aparantly not-

Pink Blob: oh god sho is here-

Pink Blob: oiajfdshbeajfisrbuojafjeir

Bomb: oi godd move icyhot

Sanic: what happened?

Pink Blob: I hate u all

Pink Blob: baku, sho r u two eating popcorn while watching me burn!?

Sanic: WAIT A MINUTE YOU TWO ARE BURNING HER ALIVE???????

Bomb: chill she has fire protective gear

Pink Blob: FUCK U BAKUHOE

Crafting Table: *sigh*

Crafting Table: Wait, I'll come save you or something

Red Sandstone: I'll help you!

Bush: I guess I'll take my high bf

Candy Cane: hehe im gay 4 uuuuu bushy bush

Bomb: ew affection

---6 pm---

Crafting Table: Mei stop sulking

Pink Blob: I'm not sulking!

Bomb: shes sulking

Pink Blob: traitor

Bomb: hate u too!

Crafting Table: No Mei, u can't threaten him with your sword

Pink Blob: damn

Frög: she looks so upset

Crafting Table: Come on bae

Jukebox: WAIT U HAVE SWORD?

Pink Blob: ye? I built it meself

Jukebox: HOT

Crafting Table: I can literally create swords out of my thighs?

Jukebox: hhhhhhhhhhhh i knoew oaijdhusfibajiofijoeuiwen

Bush: and here u see a lesbian in her natural hibitat

Jukebox: SHUT

Crafting Table: "hibitat" 

Bush: no<3

Jukebox: ew affection

Bomb: that's my line!

Jukebox: booo hooo

Bomb: ;(

Red Sandstone: he's actually pouting

Jukebox: wrow

---7 pm---

Bomb: FUCK YOU ICYHOT

Pink Blob: its not our fault ur fucking trash

Candy Cane: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will never hurt me!

Bomb: OH YEAH?!?!

Pink Blob: OMG

Jukebox: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Sanic: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!?

Jukebox: I can't believe I just witnessed that

Pink Blob: KAT JUST THREW A DICTIONARY AT SHO-

Bomb: HOW'S THAT FOR WORDS HURTING YOU BITCH

Sanic: how will future Japan even survive yall being heroes?

Bomb: because we can put our differences aside for the greater good

Candy Cane: i hate to agree with him but hes right...

Candy Cane: also...

Candy Cane: THAT FUCKING HURT

Bomb: GOOD

Crafting Table: Why did Bakugou throw a dicktionary at Shoto? Other from him being an idiot

Jukebox: Shoto won at mariocart... again-

Pink Blob: DICKTIONARY-

Crafting Table: OH NO U DONT-

Pink Blob changed Crafting Table's name to DICKtionary

DICKtionary: I hate u

Pink Blob: love u too!

---9 pm---

Pink Blob: listen up u fuckers

Pink Blob: vanilla is the best flavoring

Pink Blob: and if u think otherwise then fite me in the PIT

Pink Blob: we all know that i would win anyways

Sanic: why would anyone fight you?

Sanic: vanilla is the best flavor

Jukebox: I expected this basic bitch energy from Sanic but not from fucking MEI

Bush: Chocolate

Bomb: chili and licorice

DICKtionary: chili and licorice?

Bomb: yeaH

Bomb: don't tell me that you've never fucking heard of chili and licorice

Pink Blob: who the fuck likes to eat chili iceceram

Jukebox: fucking spicy icecream-

Candy Cane: where the fuck do u even get it?

Bomb: imported from Sweden-

Candy Cane: ...

Jukebox: Death is the best flavor 

Bomb: agreed

Candy Cane: same

DICKtionary: strawberry!

Frög: Are you just going to ignore that-

DICKtionary: yep!

Candy Cane: I like mint...

Frög: Same!

Red Sandstone: Anything is fine with me

Candy Cane: and honor

Jukebox: omfg u thriftshop Zuko

Candy Cane: hONOR 

Pink Blob changed Candy Cane's name to Thrift-shop Zuko

Thrift-shop Zuko: rawr

Sanic: blocked

Pink Blob: what the fuck do y'all have against vanilla?

Frög: what do you have against people having their own opinions?

Pink Blob: ...

Bomb: bURN 

Pink Blob: looks like there'll be two murders tonight

Pink Blob: a double murder

Pink Blob: committed by me

Thrift-shop Zuko: can I join?

Pink Blob: in the victim count?

Pink Blob: sure 

Thrift-shop Zuko: sounds good

Bush: MEI PLEASE NOOOOOO-

Bush: Ma'am I need my bf alive

Bush: hes my support idiot

Pink Blob: ... fine

Bush: thanks!

---11 pm---

Jukebox: when catra was chipped an she fought adora

Jukebox: what if she whispered into her ear "i'm straight"

Jukebox: and thats why adora was crying

Thrift-shop Zuko: where do u get this info?

Jukebox: pornhub

DICKtionary: ..... suddenly im gone,,,

Jukebox: jk jk jk,,,,, or am i?

Bush: y r we still here? jst to sufer?

Sanic: I detect 0 grammar in that

Jukebox: @Bomb @Thrift-shop Zuko

Thrift-shop Zuko: zup?

Bomb: henlo

Jukebox: listen to Piggy Pie by ICP

Bush: im scared...?

Jukebox: it fits them so well

DICKtionary: it sounds like a child would enjoy it

Sanic: I'm sure its good

Jukebox: how was the song

Thrift-shop Zuko: took years off my life span

Bomb: it was fcucking great

Bomb: u should chekc it out

Pink Blob: idk if u like it its probably bad

Bomb: idiot

Pink Blob: skeleton

Bomb: hoebag

Pink Blob: whore

Bomb: rat

Pink Blob: Walmart Guy Fierry

Bomb: HOW DARE

Thrift-shop Zuko: REKT

Frög: I walk away from my phone fr like 2 secs

---1 am---

Thrift-shop Zuko: almost fell down the stairs, vored air in relief when i didnt

Bomb: lmao

Jukebox: I TOLD U THAT HE HAS A VORE KINK

Pink Blob: lolololololololol

Frög: Why are you guys like this?

Jukebox: idk,,, were kinda all like that one meme where it's like,"my last few brain cells'

Pink Blob: and Izu uses them the most

Sanic: sleep

Thrift-shop Zuko: yall also need Jesus

Pink Blob: Y'all?

Bomb: where the fuck did you learn that from?

Sanic: me?

Thrift-shop Zuko: it was in the dictionary you threw at me

Thrift-shop Zuko: bitch

Bomb: UwU

Pink Blob: oh yeah I forgot about that XD

Jukebox: yeah that was great

---3 am---

Jukebox: vase go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thrift-shop Zuko: what???

Jukebox: it's a conversation starter

Thrift-shop Zuko: it aint a good conversation starter

Thrift-shop Zuko: why'd you tell me???

Jukebox: idk

Pink Blob: oop

Jukebox: oh isnt it?? were conversing

Jukebox: checkmate,,, bithc

Pink Blob: idk y but whenver yall say bithc i always see thicc first,,

Pink Blob: idk why

Jukebox: were all a little messed up

Pink Blob: no u

Thrift-shop Zuko: amen to that

Pink Blob: watchin spider-man be like Peta Paka

Thrift-shop Zuko: what the actual fuck?

Jukebox: i just spit awt moi cawffee mate

Sanic: please, go to sleep, do not drink coffee its 3 am

Jukebox: alrite,, imma head uwp the steirs

Pink Blob: bit rode to put that knoife in me chest now innit??

Thrift-shop Zuko: are u facken schewpid??

Jukebox: it's chewsday innit??

Sanic: Just please, sleep

Sanic: Yall can talk about this later okay?

Thrift-shop: fineeeee

Jukebox: ugh dadddddddddd-

Pink Blob: lol more like daddy

Sanic: I hate you Hatsume Mei

Pink Blob: oh shit-

---6 am---

Thrift-shop Zuko: whomst'd've taketh my beverage?

Bomb: What the actual fuck?

Bush: I'm pretty sure that isn't even a word

Thrift-shop Zuko: it was in the dictionary SOMEONE threw @ me

Jukebox: rly????

Thrift-shop Zuko: besides the point

Thrift-shop Zuko: who took my choko milk

Pink Blob: Ooops?

Thrift-shop Zuko: I will kill u

Pink Blob: I will let death take me with no struggling if the death is done by Kyoka's gentle hands choking me to death

Jukebox: ...

Thrift-shop Zuko: I-

Bomb: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????

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