Smort Hoes pt 5
Yes, chili and licorice actually exist in Sweden... I love it okay???? It's my comfort food ;-;
Bakugou=Bomb
Momo=Crafting table
Todoroki=Candy Cane
Izuku=Bush
Kyoka=Jukebox
Tsu=Frög
Shinsou=Washing Brains
Hatsume=Pink Blob
Kirishima=Red Sandstone
Tenya=Sanic
---4 pm---
Candy Cane: yeah, I'd let Shrek fuck me to death
Bomb: CAN YOU STOP COMING IN HERE WIHT UR HOT TAKES????
Red Sandstone: What the ever loving fuck Shoto
Frög: Izu, ur boyfriend's high again
Bush: he is not my boyfriend right now- what the fuk
Candy Cane: COme onnnnnnnnn- u honestly cant say you wouldn't fuck Shrek
Jukebox: what the fuck did I just walk into
Pink Blob: Sorry this is my fault
Candy Cane: Shrek would be huge just sayin
Candy Cane: Shrek- hes gotta be somewhat good in bed if he has like seven kids right?
Sanic: Mei what did you do to him?
Pink Blob: Kami asked if I could make him a bong
Sanic: I am honestly not surprised
Jukebox: I can't decide whether to laugh or worry
Candy Cane: Im fone bet shrek. All big and green. HE could probably lift me so easily
Bomb: If you made a bong for fucking Pikachu, how in fuck did Icyhot end up high?
Bush: Sho where are u? Ur not in ur dorm?
Frög: He's near the forest
Pink Blob: it exploded
Sanic: That doesn't explain anything??
Jukebox: Of fucking cuorse it did
Frög: How did you make a bong explode!?
Pink Blob: it just happens
Candy Cane: Momo ate my marshmellow pillow ;((
Jukebox: *gasp*
Pink Blob: @Crafting Table how could u?
Crafting Table: ...
Crafting Table: I'm grounding both Mei and Shoto
Pink Blob: but moooooooom i didnt do anything
Jukebox: MOMMY KINK!
Pink Blob: lol no
Pink Blob: ur the one witht he mommy kink
Jukebox: and ur the one with the foot kink
Sanic: I thot we were over this?!?!?!?!
Jukebox: lol we werent
Pink Blob: aparantly not-
Pink Blob: oh god sho is here-
Pink Blob: oiajfdshbeajfisrbuojafjeir
Bomb: oi godd move icyhot
Sanic: what happened?
Pink Blob: I hate u all
Pink Blob: baku, sho r u two eating popcorn while watching me burn!?
Sanic: WAIT A MINUTE YOU TWO ARE BURNING HER ALIVE???????
Bomb: chill she has fire protective gear
Pink Blob: FUCK U BAKUHOE
Crafting Table: *sigh*
Crafting Table: Wait, I'll come save you or something
Red Sandstone: I'll help you!
Bush: I guess I'll take my high bf
Candy Cane: hehe im gay 4 uuuuu bushy bush
Bomb: ew affection
---6 pm---
Crafting Table: Mei stop sulking
Pink Blob: I'm not sulking!
Bomb: shes sulking
Pink Blob: traitor
Bomb: hate u too!
Crafting Table: No Mei, u can't threaten him with your sword
Pink Blob: damn
Frög: she looks so upset
Crafting Table: Come on bae
Jukebox: WAIT U HAVE SWORD?
Pink Blob: ye? I built it meself
Jukebox: HOT
Crafting Table: I can literally create swords out of my thighs?
Jukebox: hhhhhhhhhhhh i knoew oaijdhusfibajiofijoeuiwen
Bush: and here u see a lesbian in her natural hibitat
Jukebox: SHUT
Crafting Table: "hibitat"
Bush: no<3
Jukebox: ew affection
Bomb: that's my line!
Jukebox: booo hooo
Bomb: ;(
Red Sandstone: he's actually pouting
Jukebox: wrow
---7 pm---
Bomb: FUCK YOU ICYHOT
Pink Blob: its not our fault ur fucking trash
Candy Cane: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will never hurt me!
Bomb: OH YEAH?!?!
Pink Blob: OMG
Jukebox: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Sanic: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!?
Jukebox: I can't believe I just witnessed that
Pink Blob: KAT JUST THREW A DICTIONARY AT SHO-
Bomb: HOW'S THAT FOR WORDS HURTING YOU BITCH
Sanic: how will future Japan even survive yall being heroes?
Bomb: because we can put our differences aside for the greater good
Candy Cane: i hate to agree with him but hes right...
Candy Cane: also...
Candy Cane: THAT FUCKING HURT
Bomb: GOOD
Crafting Table: Why did Bakugou throw a dicktionary at Shoto? Other from him being an idiot
Jukebox: Shoto won at mariocart... again-
Pink Blob: DICKTIONARY-
Crafting Table: OH NO U DONT-
Pink Blob changed Crafting Table's name to DICKtionary
DICKtionary: I hate u
Pink Blob: love u too!
---9 pm---
Pink Blob: listen up u fuckers
Pink Blob: vanilla is the best flavoring
Pink Blob: and if u think otherwise then fite me in the PIT
Pink Blob: we all know that i would win anyways
Sanic: why would anyone fight you?
Sanic: vanilla is the best flavor
Jukebox: I expected this basic bitch energy from Sanic but not from fucking MEI
Bush: Chocolate
Bomb: chili and licorice
DICKtionary: chili and licorice?
Bomb: yeaH
Bomb: don't tell me that you've never fucking heard of chili and licorice
Pink Blob: who the fuck likes to eat chili iceceram
Jukebox: fucking spicy icecream-
Candy Cane: where the fuck do u even get it?
Bomb: imported from Sweden-
Candy Cane: ...
Jukebox: Death is the best flavor
Bomb: agreed
Candy Cane: same
DICKtionary: strawberry!
Frög: Are you just going to ignore that-
DICKtionary: yep!
Candy Cane: I like mint...
Frög: Same!
Red Sandstone: Anything is fine with me
Candy Cane: and honor
Jukebox: omfg u thriftshop Zuko
Candy Cane: hONOR
Pink Blob changed Candy Cane's name to Thrift-shop Zuko
Thrift-shop Zuko: rawr
Sanic: blocked
Pink Blob: what the fuck do y'all have against vanilla?
Frög: what do you have against people having their own opinions?
Pink Blob: ...
Bomb: bURN
Pink Blob: looks like there'll be two murders tonight
Pink Blob: a double murder
Pink Blob: committed by me
Thrift-shop Zuko: can I join?
Pink Blob: in the victim count?
Pink Blob: sure
Thrift-shop Zuko: sounds good
Bush: MEI PLEASE NOOOOOO-
Bush: Ma'am I need my bf alive
Bush: hes my support idiot
Pink Blob: ... fine
Bush: thanks!
---11 pm---
Jukebox: when catra was chipped an she fought adora
Jukebox: what if she whispered into her ear "i'm straight"
Jukebox: and thats why adora was crying
Thrift-shop Zuko: where do u get this info?
Jukebox: pornhub
DICKtionary: ..... suddenly im gone,,,
Jukebox: jk jk jk,,,,, or am i?
Bush: y r we still here? jst to sufer?
Sanic: I detect 0 grammar in that
Jukebox: @Bomb @Thrift-shop Zuko
Thrift-shop Zuko: zup?
Bomb: henlo
Jukebox: listen to Piggy Pie by ICP
Bush: im scared...?
Jukebox: it fits them so well
DICKtionary: it sounds like a child would enjoy it
Sanic: I'm sure its good
Jukebox: how was the song
Thrift-shop Zuko: took years off my life span
Bomb: it was fcucking great
Bomb: u should chekc it out
Pink Blob: idk if u like it its probably bad
Bomb: idiot
Pink Blob: skeleton
Bomb: hoebag
Pink Blob: whore
Bomb: rat
Pink Blob: Walmart Guy Fierry
Bomb: HOW DARE
Thrift-shop Zuko: REKT
Frög: I walk away from my phone fr like 2 secs
---1 am---
Thrift-shop Zuko: almost fell down the stairs, vored air in relief when i didnt
Bomb: lmao
Jukebox: I TOLD U THAT HE HAS A VORE KINK
Pink Blob: lolololololololol
Frög: Why are you guys like this?
Jukebox: idk,,, were kinda all like that one meme where it's like,"my last few brain cells'
Pink Blob: and Izu uses them the most
Sanic: sleep
Thrift-shop Zuko: yall also need Jesus
Pink Blob: Y'all?
Bomb: where the fuck did you learn that from?
Sanic: me?
Thrift-shop Zuko: it was in the dictionary you threw at me
Thrift-shop Zuko: bitch
Bomb: UwU
Pink Blob: oh yeah I forgot about that XD
Jukebox: yeah that was great
---3 am---
Jukebox: vase go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thrift-shop Zuko: what???
Jukebox: it's a conversation starter
Thrift-shop Zuko: it aint a good conversation starter
Thrift-shop Zuko: why'd you tell me???
Jukebox: idk
Pink Blob: oop
Jukebox: oh isnt it?? were conversing
Jukebox: checkmate,,, bithc
Pink Blob: idk y but whenver yall say bithc i always see thicc first,,
Pink Blob: idk why
Jukebox: were all a little messed up
Pink Blob: no u
Thrift-shop Zuko: amen to that
Pink Blob: watchin spider-man be like Peta Paka
Thrift-shop Zuko: what the actual fuck?
Jukebox: i just spit awt moi cawffee mate
Sanic: please, go to sleep, do not drink coffee its 3 am
Jukebox: alrite,, imma head uwp the steirs
Pink Blob: bit rode to put that knoife in me chest now innit??
Thrift-shop Zuko: are u facken schewpid??
Jukebox: it's chewsday innit??
Sanic: Just please, sleep
Sanic: Yall can talk about this later okay?
Thrift-shop: fineeeee
Jukebox: ugh dadddddddddd-
Pink Blob: lol more like daddy
Sanic: I hate you Hatsume Mei
Pink Blob: oh shit-
---6 am---
Thrift-shop Zuko: whomst'd've taketh my beverage?
Bomb: What the actual fuck?
Bush: I'm pretty sure that isn't even a word
Thrift-shop Zuko: it was in the dictionary SOMEONE threw @ me
Jukebox: rly????
Thrift-shop Zuko: besides the point
Thrift-shop Zuko: who took my choko milk
Pink Blob: Ooops?
Thrift-shop Zuko: I will kill u
Pink Blob: I will let death take me with no struggling if the death is done by Kyoka's gentle hands choking me to death
Jukebox: ...
Thrift-shop Zuko: I-
Bomb: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????
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