Kyoka=Bussy Be Boppin
Katsuki=Smexy Xplosion Boi
Momo=Sexy Crafting Table
Shoto=Kitty 
Izuku=Bunny
Tenya=Sonic's Secret BF
Hatsume=Entrapta

and there will join ppl ofc

---let's go---

Smort Hoes 

---6 am (Thursday)---

Kitty: I wanna be a vampire because then when my screen is loading I wouldn't have a see my hideous face

Entrapta: I don't even know where to begin with that-

Bunny: BABE NO YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ARE YOU OKAY!?

Kitty: I'm fine

Bunny: What's "fine"?

Kitty: I'm content but I also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded and killed us all right now

Kitty: Butter is just food lotion.

Sonic's Secret BF: What the hell is wrong with ya'll I'm sobbing-

---8 am---

Smexy Xplosion Boy: ME, HOLDING A GUN TO A MUSHROOM'S HEAD: "TELL ME THE NAME OF GOD YOU FUNGAL PIECE OF SHIT." mushroom: "can you feel your heart burning? can you you sense the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters." ME, COCKING THE GUN, TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE: "I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU."

Bussy Be Boppin: wh- 

Bunny: I-

Bunny: Kacchan?

Sonic's Secret BF: Are you on drugs Katsuki?

Entrapta: Hey, Bakuhoe, quick question: what the actual fuck does this mean?

Smexy Xplosion Boy: decay exists as an extant form of life

Sexy Crafting Table: That's a terrifying answer have a lovely day you fucking masochist

Smexy Xplosion Boy: Jkjk- it's Mina!

Bunny: u stole Kacchan's phone?

Smexy Xplosion Boy: Yup!

Bussy Be Bopping: oh honey- prepare to run

Smexy Xplosion Boy: pasijnajefpjisndoadskn-

Busssy Be Boppin: she was to beutiful to die

Sexy Crafting Table: I agree

Smexy Xplosion Boy: she's ded- carry on

Bussy Be Boppin: We'll carry onnnnn, we'll carryyy oOoonnn

Sexy Crafting Table: Babe pls-

Bussy Be Boppin: fine TwT

---10 am---

Entrapta:  fun fact, every single odd number has an "e" in it

Bussy Be Boppin: LISTEN-

Kitty: not all of em- 30 and 50 aren't spelled with the letter e in it...

Kitty: if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even... 30 and 50 are odd

Bussy Be Boppin: -_-' (15+15=30 25+25=30)

Kitty: 25+25=30? u sure about that??

Sexy Crafting Table: Lord have mercy...

Smexy Xplosion Boy: holy shit it's like watching monkeys use tools

Bussy Be Boppin: one three five nine and since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter 'E'.

Kitty: YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

Sonic's Secret BF: It keeps getting worse

Bunny: my head hurts

Entrapta: HAVE WE BEEN GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL HERE?!

Sonic's Secret BF: who failed y'all?

Bunny: clearly the teachers who failed to teach everyone basic math, but what else is new?

Kitty: u completely forgot about eight- a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

Bussy Be Boppin: why would eight be brought up if it's about ODDS??????? the message said "every single ODD number has an 'e' in it" not "every single number with a 'e' is odd"- what the fuck

Entrapta: errrr, gays two is odd and doesn't have an e

Bunny: did you actually just try to tell me two is odd? i'm fucking crying- 

Smexy Xplosion Boy: throw the whole damn group chat away

Sonic's Secret BF: u killed me I am literally dead.

Kitty: wait what about zero that's an odd number, no?

Bussy Be Boppin: K but hear me out fifty and thirty make the fact that they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

Sexy Crafting Table: babe why do 30 and 50 matter THEY'RE FUCKING EVEN

Bunny: what the actual fuck is happening

Kitty: wait, who the fuck says fifth-ee? It's fif-tee.

Bussy Be Boppin: I do bitch

Kitty: I'm gonna smack you

Bussy Be Boppin: -30 and -50 have an e in them

Sexy Crafting Table: that doesn't matter because -30 and -50 are E V E N

Entrapta: wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Bussy Be Boppin: zero isn't a number

Bunny: did you just try to tell me zero isn't a number where the fuck did you go to school?

Kitty: it can't be divided by two though, can it?

Sonic's Secret BF: It can??? 0/2=0??

Smexy Xplosion Boy: A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

Kitty: no<3

Sexy Crafting Table: this is why ur failing math Kyo-bae

---12 am---

Smexy Xplosion Boy: Did you motherfuckers know that an ostrich can kick the shit out of a lion so goddam hard the lion fucking dies right then and there?

Bussy Be Boppin: Okay, what the fuck?

Kitty: a huge giraffe bird can drop kick a 400 pound cat and kill its ass

Kitty: and the fucker can run 40 miles an hour- What would you do if you saw a chicken the roughly the size and speed of a small Jeep running at you and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking your ass?

Sexy Crafting Table: Shoto and Kat, truly, what the fuck

---1 pm---

Entrapta: :0 ur nipples didn't

Entrapta: SORRY WRONG CHAT

Bunny: um, who was that message for Hatsume?

Entrapta: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT MIDORIYA

Bussy Be Boppin: What does that message even mean? ur nipples didn't what?

Entrapta: KDOAPIJDSOIMDA STOP

Bussy Be Boppin: no seriously, what does it mean?

Smexy Xplosion Boy: i'm scared of what it could mean

Kitty: would you say that it leaves you shaking in your boots?

Smexy Xplosion Boy: yes.

Kitty: good to know

Sonic's Secret BF: I can't have one peaceful day with you people, can I?

Entrapta: nope!

Sexy Crafting Table: do all of u want to get bad grades? FOCUS!

Bussy Be Boppin: sorry mom

Kitty: I KNEW YOU HAD A MOMMY KINK!

Bussy Be Boppin: I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY KINK!

Smexy Xplosion Boy: sure jan.

Bussy Be Boppin left the chat.

Entrapta: HAHHAHA

Kitty: she totally has a mommy kink

Sonic's Secret BF: stop- please.. I can't take this anymore

Entrapta: suck it up buttercup, you're stuck with all of us

Sexy Crafting Table: Shoto stop being mean to my girlfriend and focus on class

Sexy Crafting Table has added Bussy Be Boppin to the chat.

Smexy Xplosion Boy: what's that I hear?

Kitty: Oh my! I think it's whipping noises!

Bussy Be Boppin: Y'ALL BETTER STOP!

Entrapta: what are you gonna do? call your girlfriend?

Sexy Crafting Table: Shut the fuck up and pay attetion to your teachers.

Entrapta: anna oop-

Bunny: i thought that was a vsco girl thing

Sonic's Secret BF: Mei, be honest, are you a vsco girl?

Entrapta: DO I LOOK LIKE-

---2 pm---

Karamell Dansen added RockHard;) to the chat

Karamell Dansen: @RockHard;) thot

RockHard;): :(

Karamell Dansen: :)

Karamell Dansen: (the motherfucker who changed my name better explain it means)

RockHard;): :)

Bussy Be Boppin: Hmmm, i n c h r e s t i n g

Entrapta: hey! that's my line!

Bussy Be Boppin: Not anymore

Bussy Be Boppin: (I changed ur name... u smell like caramel all the time and that's just Karamell Dansen (aka caramel dance), makes sense? Karamell=Caramel)

Karamell Dansen: i guesss

Sexy Crafting Table has changed Bussy Be Boppin's name to McCutie

McCutie: wait hold on

McCutie has changed Sexy Crafting Table's name to McHottie

McCutie: Oh no, I've.... McFallen~

McHottie: I've McFallen for you too!

Kitty: I don't know whether to start planning your wedding, or start barfing all over Ectoplasm's desk

Sonic's Secret BF: I'd try to refrain from puking on any teachers desk

McCutie: i vote for u to puke on his desk! fuck math

Kitty: i don't wanna get caught like last time, i'll make someone else do it

Sonic's Secret BF: Are you implying that you've puked on his desk before?

Kitty: mayhaps....

Entrapta: y'all need to shut up.

McCutie: no u

Kitty: what if we don't shut up?

Entrapta: you better watch out

Entrapta: or i'm gonna steal your toes

Karamell Dansen: ewww i didn't know u had a toe fetish

Entrapta: I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TOE FETISH

McHottie: sure jan

McCutie: I feel like I've been in this place before

Kitty: well at least she doesn't have a mommy kink

Sonic Secret BF: Who said that she doesn't have a mommy kink? u don't know what she gets up to

Entrapta: and i oop-

McCutie: UR A VSCO GIRL

Entrapta: IM NOT

McHottie: Hatsmue, Tenya, is there something ur not telling us?

McCutie: Hatsmue XD

Entrapta: i don't know what y'all are talking about

Entrapta: i'm still threatening to steal your toes tho~

McCutie: ᵗᵒᵉ ᶠᵉᵗᶦˢʰ

Entrapta: ᵐᵒᵐᵐʸ ᵏᶦⁿᵏ

McCutie: shut up

Entrapta: uno reverse card

McCutie: suck my pp

McHottie: Songbird, last I checked, u don't have male genitalia

Entrapta: and i oop-

McCutie: You can check again if you'd like ;)

Karamell Dansen: and on that note, i'm leaving.

Karamell Dansen has left the chat

---4 pm---

McCutie: spare gamer girl coochie ma'am?

Entrapta: give me your burger king foot lettuce and maybe i'll consider it

McCutie: sí, señora

McHottie: what- but-.. I-.. huh?

Bunny: I'm convinced that they're crackheads

McHottie: I- my gf be rly leaving me for a crazy lunatic

McCutie: Mei i have your foot lettuce.

Entrapta: coolio

Kitty: you really aren't helping your case with the whole foot fetish thing

Entrapta: shut up

Entrapta: Kyoka i'll be your gamer girl if you give me the lettuce

McCutie: I'M ON MY WAY!

Kitty: *cough* foot fetish *cough*

McCutie: IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT MY GAMER GIRL. HOW DARE YOU INSULT HER. WHO CARES IF SHE HAS A FOOT FETISH, I'LL GIVE HER ALL OF MY FOOT LETTUCE IF IT MAKES HER HAPPY. I'LL LET HER LICK MY WITTLE FEETSIES IF SHE WISHES!

RockHard;): i'm shaking what does that mean

McCutie: it means exactly what it says.

Entrapta: Kyoka i don't want to lick your "wittle feetsies" because believe it or not, i don't have a foot fetish

Karamell Dansen: I'm actually dying of laughter wtf

Sonic's Secret BF: this chat was a mistake.

RockHard;): no.. it's beutidul

McCutie: ah yes, beutidul

Kitty: is cereal soup?

McHottie: what? no

Entrapta: and i oop-

McCutie: sksksksks

Kitty: i dropped my hydroflask

Entrapta: STOP I'M NOT A VSCO GIRL

McCutie: just like how you don't have a foot fetish.

Entrapta: that's it!

Bunny: Don't do it Hatsume

Kitty: DO IT

Entrapta added LoudAF to the chat

McCutie: NO!

Entrapta: JIROU HAS A MOMMY KINK

Entrapta removed LoudAF from the chat

Entrapta: have fun explaining that to ur dad

Kitty: I dont't know what I was expecting, but that wasn't it

McHottie: I-

McCutie: oh god- that was mic... WAIT HES NOT MY DAD

Kitty: he is tho

McCutie: NO!?

Kitty: shush u secret love child

Entrapta: i gtg, Kyoka here with my burger king foot lettuce

Bunny: what the fuck

Karamell Dansen: STOP I CANT BREAHT

RockHard;): you okay babe?

Kitty: "Kyoka's here with my burger king foot lettuce," is going on my wall.

Entrapta: NO!

---5 pm---

Kitty: IN MY HOUSE, WE DON'T RUSH PEOPLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Kitty: STOP HITTING THE DOOR WITH A FUCKING BATTERING RAM!

Karamell Dansen: IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS!

Kitty: YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!

Karamell Dansen: AT LEAST MY HEAD ISN'T A TEA KETTLE!

Kitty: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

Karamell Dansen: I DON'T KNOW! I MIXED RED BULL AND ESPRESSO AND MOUNTAIN DEW AND NOW I CAN HEAR COLORS YOU FUCKING FUCK

Kitty: THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ALIVE IS A MIRACLE

McCutie: ...just stay alive that would be enough

Karamell Dansen: TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!

Kitty: Shit. Wrong chat. Sorry guys!

RockHard;): when did u get back here?

Entrapta: guys what the actual fuck

McHottie: can't you have this argument in person?

Kitty: text fighting is better because it keeps people out of your business

McCutie: so... how did that Red Bull/Mountain Dew/Espresso nightmare taste?

Karamell Dansen: like a higher form of existence that allowed me to see through time itself. My heart began to vibrate faster than the wings of a hummingbird flying at top speed until I became an astral projection of myself and came face to face with the god-forsaken thing that saw fit to allow me to live on this Earth. It asked me to justify the space I filled, but the words barely resonated in my ears, for all I could hear was my tell-tale heart hammering in my chest, anxiously attempting to make its daring
escape into the realm beyond the living world and all of the distractions this frivolous life creates

Entrapta: hmmmm, i n c h r e s t i n g

McCutie: ...sounds good where did you get the espresso from?

McHottie: Babe... do I need to be worried...?

McCutie: I didn't study.. u know we have like 4 tests next week right?

Bunny: So your plan to get out of taking the tests is to take in so much caffeine your heart explodes?

McCutie: Ha ha- no

Karamell Dansen: SHOTO YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE, U NINCOMPOOP

McHottie: I can help u study Babe

Karamell Dansen: I'LL HAVE TO USE THE NUCLEAR OPTION!

Kitty: hoe don't u do it

Karamell Dansen: HUSH HUSH HUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH

RockHard;): What the fuck am I witnessing right now

Bunny: Chaos better than even the chaos boys could make

Karamell Dansen: IM SINGLE AS I CAN BE YOURE SINGLE PERFECT FOR ME IM NOW GONNA GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME

Kitty: I'LL GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM IF YOU KNOCK IT OFF!!

Karamell Dansen: REASON NUMBER ONE I'M SUPER HOT REASON NUMBER TWO HE'S SUPER NOT REASON NUMBER THREE IM ALL YOU GOT AND ALL YOU GOT IS SOMEONE HOT

Kitty: PLEASE STOP

Karamell Dansen: GIRL CHECK MY RÉSUMÉ YOU WANT A BACKGROUND CHECK OKAY FIRST NAME HOT AND LAST NAME BITCH WANNA GET WOTH ME NOW THAT'S THE SITCH

Kitty: YOU CAN HAVE THE BATHROOM

Karamell Dansen: YOU THINK IM TRASH HELL NO IM CLASS AND I GOT A BIG FAT ASS AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS

Kitty:"and I got a big fat ass" bitch where?

Karamell Dansen: PLEASE DATE ME BECAUSE IM SINGLE S-I-N-G-L-E LOVE ME

Kitty: FINISH THAT SONG HOE, I DARE YOU

Karamell Dansen: AND HUG ME AND TOUCH ME AND WELL FUCK ME

Kitty: never mind the bathroom I'm gonna go drown myself in the toilet now

Bunny: for u ppl wondering if that made me unconformable- my childhood friend hitting on my bf... no, I think its hilarious

Entrapta: don't u guys have like more bathrooms?

Karamell Dansen: the crayon smelling bitch is using the one connected to my room, 

Entrapta: I-

McCutie: was that a CR reference

Karamell Dansen: why wouldn't it be?

McCutie: true

---6 pm---

Karamell Dansen: i'm gonna cut a bitch 

Sonic's Secret BF: There will be no cutting of any bitches.

Karamell Dansen: you're no fun

Karamell Dansen: you can't stop me Tenya a bitch will die

McCutie: i think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

Entrapta: guys! stop! mom said it's my turn with the crack!

Kitty: Hatsume you had the crack yesterday, it's my turn today dummy

Sonic's Secret BF: I'm done with ya'll

---9 pm---

McHottie: Stop sending me memes Kyoka

McCutie: okay mom

Entrapta: ᵐᵒᵐᵐʸ ᵏᶦⁿᵏ

McCutie: ˢʰᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ

Karamell Dansen: I need to say one fucking thing before u two start again

Karamell Dansen: Shoto are on some other shit

Kitty: thank you

Bunny: I don't think it was a compliment

Karamell Dansen: it wasn't

McHottie: I'm fully convinced that you're on crack

Kitty: how did you know?

Bunny: Shoto i love you, but what the fuck

---10 pm---

McCutie: i just remembered that one time Momo accidentally took Sero's weed and used it for tea

McHottie: i thouught it was herbs TwT

McCutie:

TapeMan: ur gf took my fucking weed and put it in tea

TapeMan: shes a fucking bafoon

Bass Boosted Moaning: wh- WE ARE NOT DATING

McCutie: that was last year

Kitty: oh those good memories

RockHard;): u all are just crackheads

Kitty: we know

---12 pm---

Entrapta: the spoopy hour is he-

Entrapta: wtf was that sound?

Karamell Dansen: whoops

Entrapta: tf did u do u fucknugget soggy tonedeaf crotchwaffle

Karamell Dansen: first off, ouch those insults fucking hurted

Karamell Dansen: secound, I blew something up

Entrapta: Equiss me?

Karamell Dansen: It was an accient

Entrapta: HOW DO U ACCIDENTALLY BLOW SOM-

Entrapta: i forgot u have boom boom as quirk 

Sonic's Secret BF: u dont have that quirk still u blow shit up

Entrapta: those were accidents

Sonic's Secret BF: tell me how u do it by ACCIDENT

Entrapta: shit happens my guy

---1 am(friday)---

Entrapta: do flies have feelings

Sonic's Secret BF: its 1AM go the fuck to sleep

Entrapta: answer my question

Entrapta: i havent slept in three days

McCutie: same lmao

Entrapta: OMG TWINSIES

Kitty: Everytime I enter this grouchat I lose brain cells.

Sonic's Secret BF: theyew r fleis swho cares

Entrapta: I CARE

Karamell Dansen: what are you idiots doing up so late iTS 1 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

McCutie: playing video gaymes with my homie

Entrapta: ayyy

Kitty: uhhhhhhh,,,,, just,,,,, vibing,,,, idk,,,,,

McCutie: my eternal mood

McCutie: oh no MEI WHAR ARE U PALNING?

Kitty: wdm?

McCutie: she has a look on hr face

Entrapta added LoudAF to the chat

Entrapta: STAY I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

LoudAF: what do you want little listerners

Entrapta: ...

Entrapta: Kyoka has a mommy kink

McCutie: NO I DON'T

McCutie: UR JUST A SOGGY BUTTWAFFLE VSCO GIRL WITH A FOOT FETISH

Entrapta: I touyght u were my gamer girl, turns out ur just fam

Karamell Dansen: I thought we moved passed the mommy kink thing

Kitty: we didn't

Kitty: well at least i didn't

McCutie: MIC I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY KINK 

McCutie: SHES SPEAKING LIEAS AND SLANDER!

McCutie: SHES AN IDIOTIC TURD SOCKET

McCutie: ... why r u not answering?

Kitty: he prob just ran away from life and his pohene

Karamell Dansen: pohene

Entrapta: do u think he's shaking in his custom baby seal leather boots?

Kitty: why would he have those?

Entrapta: it's a megamind reference pleb

Karamell Dansen: custom baby seal leather boots sounds like a mic thing tho

McCutie: just kill me alreadu

---2 am---

McCutie: @Entrapta how's that foot fetish going?

Entrapta: shut up or else

McCutie: or else what?

Kitty: she'll push you against a wall and look into your eyes with lust and then kiss you passionately

McCutie: wtf

Entrapta: and i thought i was the delusional one

McCutie: you are

Kitty: sowwy

Entrapta: ew

---3 am---

McHottie: what's that noise?

Sonic's Secret BF:  Momo its 3am go back to sleep

McCutie: hawdijhmiasdhaIHDAId

McCutie: WAS THAT A MOAN??!?l:l

McHottie: WHY IS IT SO LOUD???

Kitty: alright, whos fuckin?

RockHard;): are you sure you wanna know the answer to that?

Kitty: no

Entrapta: EW

Kitty: what is it?

Entrapta: EW EW EW EW

Entrapta: Froppy and Floaty be fuckin

McCutie: EW

McHottie: MY SHIP

McCutie: btw tf u doing in the 2-a building?

Entrapta: i was going to join ur sleepover but now imma go back and puke

Kitty: i didn't know YaoMomo was gay shipping trash.....

McCutie: i thought it was obvious lmao

Entrapta added Froppy to the chat

Entrapta: @Froppy what do you have to say for yourself?

Froppy: I am confusion rn- who r u guys?

McHottie: the smort hoes of 2-a, Kirishima, Kyoka and then there is that toe fettish girl

Entrapta: hey-

Entrapta: >:( im do not have a toe fettish! and im hatsume- now anwert the queston

Froppy: sorry that the pussy be tastin good

McHottie: uaofdgiyqhewfhrbeqwfgshbda38475yhjsdfhure56

McCutie: I-

Entrapta: anna oop-

McCutie: vsco girl with foot fetish

Entrapta: I- shut

McCutie: U HAVE A FOOT FETISH STOP DENYInG IT

Entrapta: NEVER

Froppy: r they always like this?

McHottie: yup... Kat and Shoto is the same

Froppy: ... I'll stay in here

---6 am---

Bunny: @everyone good morning sluts

Sonic's Secret BF: you have been awake for like half an hour already

Entrapta: I have been awake for all the time

Kitty: oh u trying Katsuhoe's heart attack brew

Entrapta: lolz I need it rn

McCutie: i hate u bunny boy bone breaking bullshitting boy, for waking me up this early-

McCutie: WE START CLASS IN LITERAL HOURS

Entrapta: henlo sidehoe- try the brew with me?

McCutie: * gasp * ofc my queen

McHottie: what am I then? trash?

Kitty: yes

McHottie: fuck u

---7 am---

Froppy: I need to ask- r Jirou and Hatsume flirting like that all the time? 

Froppy: I mean- arent Jirou dating YaoMomo and Hatsume dating Iida?

Sonic's Secret BF: why does everyone think that- we broke up literal months ago

Entrapta: its bc i flirt with u all the time engine boi

McCutie: Momo and I are in a open relationship

McHottie: that's why im flirting with Mina from time to time if ur wondering

Froppy: okay, I understand now

Kitty: u could have just said whack, bc that's what it is

Froppy: ... "whack"

McCutie: fhnsidrhfwefjiegwbqhefwryh9369njsf-

Entrapta: hehehe 69

McCutie: ;)

---10 am---

Kitty: eyyyy I relized it's dnd today

Sonic's Secret BF: yay- pls dont kidnap Bob,, again

Kitty: it was suprise adoption

---12 am---

Karamell Dansen: I need somebody to roast me

Kitty: last I checked blowing things up isn't a personality trait (im also looking at u hatsume)

McHottie: pls its almost class- dont start this now, im beggin

Entrapta: shut your whore mouth

Kitty: no u

Entrapta: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

McHottie: I'm trying to be serious over here!

Entrapta: b-but Shoto called me a w-whore

McHottie: Is he wrong?

McCutie: i love you so much Momo

McHottie: Love you too

Entrapta: i-

Entrapta: i'm gonna tell ur dad u called me a whore

McHottie: Are you sure about that?

Entrapta: pasihfnjkqeafhsvfbhioeqnwf

Froppy: why did Yamomo straight up tackle Hatsume?

McCutie: is it weird i'm slightly turned on

Kitty: GROSS

McHottie: I won't judge

Karamell Dansen: can you crackheads stfu i'm trying to take a cat mcfucking nap

Kitty: no<3

Karamell Dansen: fuck you edward scissorhands

Kitty: wtf

---1 pm---

McCutie: i'm bored

Kitty: cool i dont remember asking

McHottie: go back to doing math honey

McCutie: coolio, but no

McCutie: can someone entertain me pls

Entrapta: ok

McCutie: oh god anyone but you

Entrapta :(

RockHard;): Don't be rude.

McCutie: bitch if i was described by one word it would be rude

Entrapta: that's not true

McCutie: shut up you whore

McHottie: Kyo! That's rude!

McCutie: sorry

McCutie: shut up u spineless toaster oven

Kitty: What does that even mean?

McCutie: big question

McCutie: that i wont answer

Kitty: why

McCutie: bc ur a sock eating whore

McHottie: can u stop calling ppl whores Kyoka?

McCutie: am I wrong tho?

Sonic's Secret BF: STOP TEXTING IN CLASSS

Entrapta: sowwy

Sonic's Secret BF: ...

Entrapta: i said s-sowwy

Sonic's Secret BF: don't make me come over there

Entrapta: foine

McCutie: ᵗᵒᵉ ᶠᵉᵗᶦˢʰ

Entrapta: ᵐᵒᵐᵐʸ ᵏᶦⁿᵏ

Froppy: ... did not ened to know that

McHottie: I- ened?

Froppy: need*

---2 pm---

Entrapta: hey @Bunny come here real quick

Bunny: ?

Entrapta: ur here- lemme try a pickup line on u

Bunny: hell no

Kitty: pls for me babe? im sure its not good at all

Bunny: fine

Entrapta: if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable

McCutie: that was terrible

Kitty: you're only saying that cause she didn't use it on you

McCutie: no im not shut up

Bunny: Kyoka is right, that was really bad

McCutie: shut up only i can insult her bad pick up lines

Kitty: getting a bit protective, huh?

McCutie: im not taking this from broccoli in a living form

Bunny: i have no idea what that's supposed to mean?

Kitty: well... I eat my vegetales ;)

Bunny: AIOJDFHUY2JFWEKIJUHFWREHIBD WUIRJWF

Karamell Dansen: so we have Kyoka having a Mommy Kink, Mei having a foot fetish and then there is Tododoki with his vore kink that just got revealed

Kitty: IM NOT INTO VORE U WHORE

Entrapta: Kyoka if you want i can use a pick up line on you ;)

McCutie: wait no-

Entrapta: is your name google? because you have everything ive been searching for

McCutie: YOU KNOW MY NAME

Kitty: you liked it dont lie

RockHard;): gay

Entrapta: no u

RockHard;): well your not worng

Bunny: WORNG

---5 pm---

Entrapta: im in detntion and Aozawa staring at me wth the hatrd of a thosand suns

McHottie: you spelled so many things wrong in that message

Entrapta: bith i dont wanna get cauht

McCutie: im on my way to break you out

Sonic's Secret BF: Mei just accept your punishment. If he took you to detention it was probably for a good reason. Maybe you're in there because, I don't know, you poured expired cheese on mr Ectoplasm?

Entrapta: but tjats beciase muy macjome eclopded

Froppy: I- you're in detention because your machine exploded so Ecto got covered in cheese? 

Kitty: WHY WAS IT EXPIRED?

Entrapta: oh its becuasidofnhwbehfqjrqwebfmfkldjeiweh

Bunny: oh no she ded

Entrapta: This is Mr. Aizawa, I hate you all

Kitty: r00d

Entrapta: HA IM FREE

Entrapta: GET READY FOR DESTRUCTION AND PAIN!

Kitty: no

McCutie: yo we didn't break you out of detention just for you to destroy the school

Sonic's Secret BF: You shouldn't have broken her out of detention.

Kitty: im afraid its too late for that

Bunny: If you're destroying the school can you wait until tomorrow? I have something i need to do

Entrapta: shore

Bunny: tank u

Entrapta: fuck of ahorgsbfaniosrhfewegbhadqwjifenbwgr

Kitty: lol u noob u got captured oihadsifneasoygredsdhuoi85jhgyutd

Sonic's Secret BF: im surrounded by idiots

Bunny: that's a good book title

McHottie: Kyoka did u get caught?

McCutie: ofc not, that's a whore move oifhsgrqefpgsurhurfgre938y7hewf

Froppy: ... 

Karamell Dansen: thy are idots that i woll kull soon nough

RockHard;): u in detentioin with them?

Karamell Dansen: yee bc i blew somrthimg op >:3

---6 pm---

Entrapta: we're back bitches

Sonic's Secret BF: oh thank god

Entrapta: you're actually happy that im here???

Sonic's Secret BF: no

Bunny: how did ya'll escape

Bunny: oh no ive beemn infected by the texan disease-

Karamell Dansen: the asshole fell asleep

Sonic's Secret BF: pls stop calling ur teachers assholes

Karamell Dansen: I'll do that when the LOV stop attaking us

Bunny: I hate those guys

Kitty: yeah- they cant sit at our table

Entrapta: they need to say sowwy

Karamell Dansen: pLEASE FOR THE LOVEO OF GOD STOP FUCKING SAYING "SOWWY" JUS T SAY SORRY YOU FUCKING MORON

Entrapta: .. sowwy

Karamell Dansen: I AM FOING TO FUCKING BLOW U UP U IDIOT

Entrapta: now now boom boy, that'll end us in detention again

Karamell Dansen: ...that's tru

Karamell Dansen: BUT DONT THINK UR NOT BEING PUNISHED

Entrapta: if u were Kyoka I would have said "kinky" but I feel like u would blow me up for realz

Karamell Dansen: ur fairly smart

Karamell Dansen: BUT im watchung u

Entrapta: creepy much?

---7 pm---

McCute: .. we need more cool ppl in here ngl

McCute added Insomnicat to the chat

Insomnicat: is this a prank? how the fuck did ya get my number fucker

McCute: no, this is Kyoka

Insomnicat: prove it

McCute: srsly?

Bunny: he has trust issues

Bunny: remember that gaming night incident?

Insomnicat: that's enough to prove it

Entrapta: im interested, continue pls

Bunny: we were playing Pokemon GO at 2am

Insomnicat: yeah, that's enough

Bunny: and then-

Insomnicat: i'll come ober and murder u UwU

Karamell Dansen: look at that, someone that speaks my love language

Froppy: your love language is murdering Deku?

Karamell Dansen: yes :3

RockHard;): :0 what am I? trash?

Karamell Dansen: ... jesus fuck stay put im coming over

McCutie: lol-

Insomnicat: i still do not know which one is which of ya'll... expect for Bunny boi and ears

McCutie: can ppl stop calling me that?

Entrapta: nope- is it better then "mommy kink girl"

McCutie: SAYS YOU- "VSCO FEET FETISH GIRL"

Entrapta: >;(

McCutie: go cry me a table

Entrapta: I'll go cry u a spoon so i can take ur eyeballs and sell them on the dark web

Sonic's Secret BF: ... can we get back on toppic? Im Tenya Iida, welcome

Kitty: I am Shoto, the one with half and half hair- Tenya is teh one that goes chop chop arms

Insomnicat: got it

Froppy: I'm tsu, the frog girl... I don't know why I'm here tbh

McCutie: it was bc ur sex life was- *gasp*

McCutie changed Froppy's name to Bass Boosted Moaning

Bass Boosted Moaning: ... it wasn't me tho-

Entrapta: WE GET IT UR EVERY LESBIANS DREAM LETS MOVE ON- Im hatsume mei of the support department!

Insomnicat: we've met

Entrapta: I know!

McCutie: I'm Kyoka Jirou as u know

Entrapta: AKA mommy kink girl

McCutie: u wanna fight or something?

Entrapta: we can fight with our lips- softly- bc I love u

Karamell Dansen: hah gay

RockHard;): ..babe ur literally on my lap rn

Karamell Dansen: hush- 

RockHard;): ANYWAYS- I'm Kirishima, the one with hardening quirk

Karamell Dansen: im bakugou fucking katsuki-

Insomnicat: ye i knoe u

McHottie: I'm Momo Yaoyorozu, feel free to call me YaoMomo

Sonic's Secret BF: I think that's eeryone?

McCutie: yeah- cmon mei let's "fight"

McHottie: have fun~

Insomnicat: ... Mido pls update me on the love lifes in here l8r

Bunny: aight 

---8 pm---

Kitty: hahah- suck it 

Karamell Dansen: fuck off u twat

Kitty: awe sore looser?

Karamell Dansen: I FUCKING WON U BITCH

Kitty: bicth i win against you all the time eat ass

Insomnicat: whose ass? 

McHottie: not mine its claimed already

Entrapta: by your big tiddy goth gf? we know

McCutie: you think i have big tiddies???

Entrapta: its an expression 

Kitty: are you admitting to looking at Kyoka's boobs?

Entrapta: stfu istg

Kitty: I didn't know you were religious??

Bunny: Sho-

McCutie: omg

McHottie: anyways- u two playing mario kart without me? >:(

Karamell Dansen: yes and I fucking won

Karamell Dansen changed their name to #1 Mario Kart Player

Kitty: thats a lie tho

#1 Mario Kart Player: RAINBOW ROAD DOESNT FUCKING COUNT

Kitty: IT FUCKING DOES ASSHOLE

#1 Mario Kart Player: >;(

Kitty: ily, mwah

#1 Mario Kart Player: Ilyt but anyways

Entrapta: was that a confession of love

McCutie: are you and SHO fucking

#1 Mario Kart Player: WHAT

#1 Mario Kart Player: NO WE ARE NOT

Entrapta: sureeee 

#1 Mario Kart Player: STOP

Kitty: lmao- I'm dating the bunny and hes dating the hard one

RockHard;): THE HARD ONE- I cant adsjiofshgosdjnklagnjb

Kitty: hah gay

McCutie: ive noticed

Kitty: I did not

McCutie: How tf did you not notice??

Kitty: Apologies. I got hung up on your religion

McCutie: ass

Kitty: i know, i have a phat ass <3

Entrapta: why are u sending pacmans eating boobs?

Kitty: I-

McCutie: THANKS NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT

Sonic's Secret BF: I hate yall

McHottie: sweetie that's a heart

Entrapta: that's a very ugly heart if you ask me 

---9 pm---

Bunny: Was just watching Haikyuu... there was a scene that reminded me of the take on me music video TwT

Entrapta: lmao

RockHard;): XD

Bunny: and I couldn't take a screeenshot- it's like minute 7 of episode 7

RockHArd;): ur right..

---10 pm---

#1 Mario Kart Player: I- lmao

McCutie: Spill the tea

McHottie: Why would we spill tea?

McCutie: omg...Momo I luv you

McHottie: ???

McHottie: Thank you???

McCutie: <3

McHottie: <3

Kitty: Gay

Entrapta: Shoto... you're gay

Kitty: who says im gae?

Entrapta: u are gae

#1 Mario Kart Player: Anwyays

#1 Mario Kart Player: I just watched Aizawa watch that brainwashing prick feed mashed potatoes to a cat and the look of pure exhaustion on his face was noteworthy

---11 pm---

#1 Mario Kart Player: There's a tiny shark in Eji's bathtub

Insomnicat: wtf

McHottie: Kat

McHottie: Katsuki

McHottie: Sleep

#1 Mario Kart Player: no really

Entrapta: it's not even that late-

McCutie: his bed time is at 8 pm

Kitty: Pic or it didn't happen

#1 Mario Kart Player: ask the hard one

McHottie: sleep

RockHard;): when will ppl stop calling me "the hard one"?

McCutie: Can I come over and pet the shark?

#1 Mario Kart Player: sure

Insomnicat: you cant just go petting sharks

Bunny: But if it's small?

Sonic's Secret BF: No more coffee

Sonic's Secret BF: I'm cutting you all off

McCutie: YO WTF THE SHARK IS REAL

McHottie: You broke her

RockHard;): SHES GETTING INTO THE TUB

McHottie: STOP HER THEN

Entrapta: Pic or it didn't happen

#1 Mario Kart Player: my cameras broken

#1 Mario Kart Player: i used it to punch Deku last night

#1 Mario Kart Player: or this morning

#1 Mario Kart Player: what day is today?

McHottie: ?????

McCutie: ahahaha

Sonic's Secret BF: Sleep is a wonderful thing

McCutie: guys

McCutie: come see the shark

Entrapta: Omw- U BETTER FUCKING OPEN THE DOOR THIS TIME

Sonic's Secret BF: Don't encourage this.

Kitty: The shark is real

Kitty: His name is Edgeshark

Insomnicat: he does not like Present Cat

Bunny: wtf

McCutie: u named the shark after Edgeshot?

RockHard;): ofc

Entrapta: he's so fucking cute-

RockHard;): @Sonic's Secret BF pls dad let us keep him

Sonic's Secret BF: im more like a uncle but u can keep him if u promise me that u feed him and clean up after him

McCutie: AND TAKE HIM ON WALKS

Entrapta: U CANT TAKE A SHARK ON WALKS

McCutie: ur the engineer- build him little leggies

Sonic's Secret BF: I- that's a cursed image

Entrapta: ... imma look into it

Sonic's Secret BF: oh god no

Kitty: ur Christian too? first Kyoka and now Tenya? what's next? Kouda is a Satanist?

McCutie: he is

Kitty: I-

Kitty: okay

---12 pm---

Kitty: ooooo look who lost again on Mario Kart~

BoomBoomMan: my revenge will be glorious

BoomBoomMan: something like a gunshot to the foot

BoomBoomMan: or replacing coffee with over brewed black tea

BoomBoomMan: or telling Aizawa u have a vore kink

Kitty: I DO NOT HAVE A VORE KINK

McHottie: Katsuki no

BoomBoomMan: baking cupcakes and then purposely dropping them freshly frosted onto your carpet and stomping them so far down they stick to the fabric fibers and no matter how much you vacuum they remain

Kitty: lol bet

BoomBoomMan: smh

McCutie: Disgusting

BoomBoomMam: Yes, your face is absolutely revolting

Entrapta: whoa dude

Bunny: take your burn from the last ten years and throw it out

BoomBoomMan: I could throw you out instead

Bunny: pls try

McCutie: Todo Boi come over here and give me some ice for that HORRIBLE burn

Kitty: aight-

Bunny: no dont leabe

Entrapta: leabe 

McCutie: I wasn't for realz

---1 am(Saturday)---

Bunny: i have eaten only poptarts today

Insomnicat: which kind

Insomnicat: there are right and wrong answers

Entrapta: no shit its only 1 am

Bunny: smores

Insomnicat: not bad not bad

McHottie: strawberry

BoomBoomMan: treading on thin fucking ice

McCutie: What do you have against strawberry poptarts?

McCutie: they're wonderful

McHottie: sometimes u say things and i regret not shooting u, Kat

Kitty: right in the head

Kitty: lights out

BoomBoomMan: come at me

McHottie: What was that? u wish to die from my crossbow?

Kitty: rip

BoomBoomMan: i ain't afraid 

Bunny: u should be, Kat

McCutie: this one bites

McCutie: bring it

Sonic's Secret BF: stop taunting Momo

Sonic's Secret BF: ya'll are exhausting

Kitty: how does it feel to be old

Sonic's Secret BF: Im not old

BoomBoomMan: sure jan

Entrapta: oop-

McCutie: VSCO GIRL

Entrapta: ᵐᵒᵐᵐʸ ᵏᶦⁿᵏ

McCutie: ᵗᵒᵉ ᶠᵉᵗᶦˢʰ

Entapta: fuck u

McCutie: fuck me yourself coward

Entrapta: sure

Froppy: I-

Froppy: I need to erase that from my brain

Insomnicat: may I please have your brain?

Froppy: wtf no

Entrapta: what cha gonna do? wash it?

Insomnicat: that joke was bad

Entrapta: TwT

---2 am---

BoomBoomMan: i have an announcement

McCutie: r u gonna get up on the table like last time?

Kitty: i did not just wake up to Kat clowning Kyo for his "important announcement" last month

BoomBoomMan: DO U LIVE TO BULLY ME

Bunny: i think the english accent was the top moment

RockHard;): good morninf

RockHard;): why are we bullying Katsuki?

BoomBoomMan: DONT PARTICIPATE

BoomBoomMan: Kirishima Ejiiro go back to sleep!!!

Kitty: um

Bunny: um

McCutie: um

Entrapta: um- is this hwat i see when i pick up my phone?

McHottie: i- its too early for this

McCutie: Baku has an "announcement"

Kitty: IS HE DOING IT LIKE SHAKESPEARE AGAIN?

Bunny: WHO WANTS THE VIDEO OF LAST TIME?

BoomBoomMan: D E K U

Bunny: tell my mother i love her, i simply must pass away now

RockHard;): ...aight

BoomBoomMan: im not going to kill u idiot

Bunny: Thank god

Kitty: I didn't know you were religious too Izuku

McCutie: jfc

---6 am---

Kitty: question

Bunny: yes

BoomBoomMan: no

Bunny: maybe????

Kitty: i hate this family

McHottie: that's not a question that's a statement

Kitty: i wish i killed you

McHottie: so do i

Sonic's Secret BF: stop

BoomBoomMan: I wish you killed Momo as well

Sonic's Secret BF: secretly you love all of us

BoomBoomMan: I would never admit to such a thing- Even on my deathbed

Bunny: i support that commitment

Sonic's Secret BF: anyways what was your question?

BoomBoomMan: right- 

BoomBoomMan: what's the sexiest un-sexiest name?

McCutie: Rickolas

Kitty: is that even a name?

McCutie: yee- Rick and Nickolas but as one name

BoomBoomMan: I- okay... DEKU NAME UR FUTURE CHILD RICKOLAS

Bunny: yo- no, my child will be bullied

Kitty: tell em to just beat the shit out of the kids

Bunny: I- 

Bunny: I do not encourage violence

McCute: Katsuki on the other hand...

BoomBoomMan: möther I crave violence

McHottie: Good for u, we have hero training today

BoomBoomMan changed McHottie's name to Möther

Möther: why thank u

LoudAF: fun fact- I never left

McCutie: FUCK

---end---

Me: istg if anyone asks for a pt 4-

Todoroki: author-san i didn't know u was religious

-logging off~