Ya'll wanted a part two...

Smort Hoes
Bakugou=Boom
Momo=Dead By Halloween
Todoroki=Dad's money
Iida=Nyoom
Midoriya=I lost my Husband in the war
Hatsume=Zoom

---let's go---

Smort hoes

---5 pm (tuesday)---

Dead By Halloween: What do u all thing about having a guest on HHLR?

Boom: ...it would be the first- who the fuck do u want? ur gf?

Dead By Halloween: Yes but also no.. 

Dead By Halloween: we can have several guest- they don't have to be on HHLR on the same time

Boom: so which extra are u suggesting?

Dead By Halloween: Hatsume

I lost my husband in the war: is it bc u wanna torture Tenya even more?

Dead By Halloween: Mayhaps

I lost my husband in the war: It's a yes from me and Shoto

Dead By Halloween: Oh- when is he getting his phone back?

I lost my husband in the war: Tomorrow morning

Boom: u gonna change ur name then?

I lost my husband in the war: yee-

Boom: that's tradgic

Boom: and Mo ye zoom bitch can play with us or whatever

Dead By Halloween: okok- @Nyoom @Zoom what u two think about that?

Nyoom: ...as long as she doesn't explode anything

Boom: IM THE ONE THAT FUCKING EXPLODE SHIT- ITS MY QUIRK

Zoom: Oh- I would love too.. I just need to learn how to play

Nyoom: I guess I'll help you... but it won't be tomorrow's session, but the session after so u can make a backstory for example

Zoom: nEaT EnGiNe BoY!

I lost my husband in the war:
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Hatsume
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Dead By Halloween: I love ur memes Broccoli

I lost my husband in the war: why thank you fair maiden

Dead By Halloween: f-flattery-

---3 am---

Zoom: hey mo when people count bones do they include teeth?

Sexy Crafting Table: first of all, go to sleep, we have school in a few hours

Zoom: dude, you're literally up, don't do this to me

Sexy Crafting Table: second, no, because they are technically not bones

Sexy Crafting Table: also i have my reasons to be up at this time

Zoom: hmmmm

Dad's money: wait hold up why are they not bones

Zoom: wait hold up

Zoom has added WAP to the chat

Zoom: JIROUUUUU, Yaomomo is up at 3 in the morninggggg

Sexy Crafting Table: YOU FUCKIN NARC

Zoom: EAT SHIT LOSER

WAP: Momo

Sexy Crafting Table: oh god

WAP: don't worry

WAP: i'm not mad, just disappointed

Sexy Crafting Table: that's somehow even worse that i'd hoped

---7 am---

Sexy Crafting Table: remember the pickle incident?

Zoom The pickle incident?

Nyoom: Was it a pickle or an avocado?

Boom: Was it FR E SH A VOCA DO?

I lost my husband in the war: RIP vine, gone but not forgotten.

Sexy Crafting Table: No it was a pickle

Dad's money: Definitely a pickle

I lost my husband in the war changed their name to Pickle Hair

Nyoom: welcome back

Boom: FUCK YOU ICY HOT BUT WELCOME BACK YOU BASTARD

Sexy Crafting Table: ...I didn't miss u

Dad's money: I feel very welcomed back

Zoom: What happened with the pickle

Sexy Crafting Table: Remember last year when Shoto forgot Izuku's birthday?

Dad's money: I DID NOT FORGET!!!!

Pickle hair: Yeah you did babe

Dad's money: Don't call me out like that!

Boom: Whatever, anyway what happened was Shoto needed a fucking gift ASAP and it was like 2 in the fucking morning and all the stores were already closed. Long story short, Yaomomo creates a fucking group chat to help put together a last minute gift but instead of doing something romantic she asks for pickle donation. ICY THOT MADE A FUCKING PICKLE BOUQUET FOR DEKU!!

Sexy Crafting Table: It was romantic

Boom: It really wasn't

Nyoom: And to make it worse she added googly eyes to the pickles

Boom: It was a hideous abomination

Pickle hair: And its beady little eyes would follow you wherever you went

Zoom: I thought you took Deku to Alaska for his birthday?

Dad's Money: That trip was more of an apology than a gift

Pickle hair: No gift can make up from the emotional scarring caused by Dave

Zoom: Dave?

Boom: The pickle bouquet

Zoom: Was named Dave?

Nyoom: Ask Momo

Sexy Crafting Table: He looked like a Dave, I think he was cute.

Zoom: I am cackling

WAP: I leave for some minutes and miss this?

Sexy Crafting Table: yes :3

---8 am---

Sexy Crafting Table: Katsuki and Kiri sitting in a tree F I G H T I N G

Dad's money: Pure romance

Dad's money: I'm already outlining my enemies to enemies fanfic

Dad's money: The second enemies portion is just hateful dating

Sexy Crafting Table: What does that mean?

Dad's money: I'm honestly not sure

Zoom: This really is hell

---1 pm---

WAP: does anyone want to hear a song I wrote?

WAP: of course you do

WAP: twinkle twinkle fucking why Can't I draw the other eye What the fuck's up with your nose? Fuck the folds in all your clothes Twinkle twinkle fucking shit Fuck this art I'm done I quit!

Zoom: Jirou is just a whole ass mood.

Sexy Crafting Table: Are you okay darling?

Nyoom: pls dont text in class

WAP: I dont understand why we have art- when will i use that when im a hero?

Boom: I for one think it's fucking funny

WAP: its bc ur a nerd

Boom: Ill blow ur ass up

Sexy Crafting Table: pls Kat dont kill my gf?

Boom: Fuck you.

Sexy Crafting Table: Please don't.

Boom: Who would want to?

Sexy Crafting Table: Your mom.

Boom: She's the straightest straight person alive.

Sexy Crafting Table: Not with me she's not.

Boom: 🖕

Pickle hair: ... ur mom didn't tell u that our mothers was dating once? Kacchan

Boom: wh- our mothers did what?

Boom: Bakugou.exe has stopped working

---6 pm---

Dad's money: Sup hoes- who wants to do some illegal shit with me?

Boom: how illegal are we talking?

Dad's money: u have to do it Kat! ur essential for my plan!

WAP: What are u even doing anyway?

Dad's money: Blowing up M*neta's room

WAP: I AM IN-

Boom: SAME

WAP: fuck that fucker

Boom: YAH- NOT LITERALLY THO

WAP: Hwat's the plan

Dad's money: ... ur not gonna love it

Dad's money: but ur distracting him while me and Kat is blowing his room up...

WAP: ...fine- ONLY becuase be gay do crime and his harrasments

Zoom: I am worried that Nezu will find ya'll out

Pickle hair: the Texan accent disease is spreading- stop sucking face with himmmmmm

Zoom: fun fact were both ace

---6:30 pm---

Boom: CRIME COMMITED- AGENT PURPLE UR FREE TO DISSAPEAR 

Dad's money: AND BATHE IN BLEACH

WAP: THANK FUCKING FUCK- IMMA GO PUKE

---9 pm---

Sexy Crafting Table: So... anyone want to play a game? It's called "finish the sentence because my homework is killing me and I have no desire to do it right now"!!

Nyoom: r u using us to do ur homework?

Pickle hair: why are u douing it so late?

Sexy Crafting Table: anyway, finish the sentence. "I love it when..."

Dad's money: The moon looks like a toenail

Sexy Crafting Table: Why did I think this would go well?

Boom: Alright, I'm done with you hoes.

Boom: *cocks gun* any last worms?

Zoom: wORMS XD

Boom: shut the fuck up

Dad's money: *cocks worm* any last guns?

WAP: what the fuck is happening here...?

Zoom: *worms gun* any last cocks?

Nyoom: Oh good fuck, this can only end one way and I'm scared...

WAP: *guns last* any worm cocks?

Nyoom: Yep, I figured...

---3 am---

Dad's money: Do tall people have really cold feet? I mean, they're so tall they can't fit inside of the blanket and their feet always stick outside of the warmth into the cold. They can't wear socks to bed because socks are a menace to society and they can't wear shoes either because that's disgusting, so what do they do? Do they crouch the entire time, or just curl up into a ball? Do they suffer with freezing cold feet and just not get any sleep? That must be a very sad existence.

Nyoom: Please Shoto, spare us of your foot fetish, it's 3AM.

Dad's money: Are you awake because your feet are cold Tenya?

Nyoom: ... No?

Dad's money: Are you sure?

Nyoom: ...

Nyoom: Goddammit Shoto!

Dad's money: I'll take that as a yes.

---5 pm---

Dad's money: Teletubbies are juicy, the Marines are tasty, Cowboys are edible, Ronald McDonald is cute, Bugs Bunny is rough, all hail Bob Ross.

Pickle hair: Are you high right now?

Dad's money: yes

Zoom: whatever you're on I want some

Sexy Crafting Table: he ate so much weed cake I'm surprised he's even able to move right now

Boom: Wait, where did it even come from?!

Sexy Crafting Table: he took from sero

Boom: ... ofc

Dad's money: I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

Pickle Hair: So... we all gonna sit here and just watch Shoto type random shit while he's higher than the sun?

WAP: Yee- u expect anything else from us?

Pickle hair: ...Fair point

Sexy Crafting Table: It's funnier just watching him try to do stuff

Sexy Crafting Table: until he tries to jump out the window because he "can fly" that is

Dad's money: I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Dad's money: a demonic starbucks napkin stole my goldfish crackers :(

Dad's money: on a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

Dad's money: do Llamas eat sexy paper clips?

Dad's money: If ur canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

Dad's money: Banana error.

Dad's money: Cloth is yum like paper

Dad's money: There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

WAP: SOMEONE STOP HIM- I'm with my dad, he took my phone, took one look at his bullshit, handed it back to me, and gave me a weird look

Dad's money: Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

Sexy Crafting Table: Did your dad see my name?

WAP: Ye probably

Sexy Crafting Table: there goes a good frist impression

Dad's money: My nose is a communist

WAP: more like Shoto's is ruined

Sexy Crafting Table: O shit, Shoto just yeeted himself out the closed window headfirst. I TRIED TO STOP HIM I SWEAR!!

Boom: GO SEE IF HE'S ALRIGHT, DUMBASS!

Dad's money: Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off

Zoom: he's fine

Dad's money: The sparkly lamp ate Momo's pillow then punched Larry

Sexy Crafting Table: F in the chat for my pillow

WAP: F, I liked that pillow

Pickle hair: f

Boom: f

Nyoom: ... tf- f

Zoom: F, im sorry for ur loss

Dad's money: Gurklebob is eating eyes with Schadenfreude

WAP: ...that was the randomest one I've seen yet...

Sexy Crafting Table: I'm still mad at that lamp for eating my pillow

WAP: I can be ur pillow ;)

Sexy Crafting Table: okay

Dad's money: Oh, Miss Jackson gave me a chicken rice stew with a side of popcorn slices and how many chicken pot pie corn Bread chocolate bar on Starbucks with a side of chocolate candy and an egg and cheese salad with a slice of Angel food cake for ghostsfafsvav5/)/))/).!\

Nyoom: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck?

Pickle hair: Okie, I got his phone

Nyoom: fucking hell, I'm done with ya'll

---7 pm---

Zoom: How do y'all type on a keyboard? The real way you're supposed to type with all fingers or one finger at a time?

Dad's money: I-I use my fingers to touch the keyboard... g-gently... 👉👈

Pickle hair: W-what... the everloving fuck...👉👈

WAP: Pls never come near me again

Dad's money: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Nyoom: Please don't eat lava.

Dad's money: But would it though?

Nyoom: Since it's made up of molten rock, lava would probably taste very bland and dusty. Also, I'm worried about you.

Dad's money: u should- with all my mommy and daddy issues

---9 pm---

Sexy Crafting Table: Listen, tea drinkers are superior. Unlike you filthy disgusting creatures, I only drink earl grey, green chamomile, peppermint, lemon raspberry, or lavender tea, which makes my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. I can feel my body get healthier with every drink I take of my delicious hot mug of TEA, you absolute wasted of human potential.

Sexy Crafting Table: coffee drinkers be like: "hhhhnng luv da boiled bean water"

Zoom: ACTUALLY, coffee drinkers are gods. I am unimaginably powerful. I can see through time. I've hardly slept in 4 days but who needs sleep when you're on a higher plane of existence? The beans are in my soul and in my heart. I AM the bean. Soon I will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend into my eternal form

Zoom: And tea drinkers be like: "hhhhhhhot leaf juice"

Dad's money: me who drinks both: -_-

---2 am---

Boom: WHO THE FUCK IS IN FRONT OF MY DOOR?!

Dad's money: I DON'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

WAP: OFF WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD, HOE.

Dad's money: BITCH, FUCKING TRY ME.

Nyoom: EVERYONE. GO. THE FUCK. TO SLEEP!!!

Boom: SUCK MY ASS.

Nyoom: I hate you fucking crotch goblins 

WAP: Why crotch goblins?

Nyoom: I don't know, I'm fucking tired! It's 2 in the goddamn morning and I was just getting to sleep when you spherical dumbasses woke me up!

WAP: Don't wanna be an American idiot

Dad's money: But... I thought you were a lesbian...?

Boom: Kyo's bi, not lesbian.

Dad's money: I know that. I'm quoting a vine.

Nyoom: Why do I hang out with any of you people again...?

WAP: bc this is a cult and once you're in a cult you're in the cult for life

---7 am---

WAP: Why does the whole school smell like the grounddog's asshole?

Zoom: I broke into the kitchen and put 2 gallons of vanilla in the oven for an hour

Nyoom: What, and I seriously cannot stress this enough right now, the fuck?

Pickle hair: WHERE'D YOU GET 2 GALLONS OF THAT SHIT? IT'S EXPENSIVE!

Boom: So we're not gonna fucking talk about how Kyo apparently knows what grounddog's asshole smells like...?

WAP: yes

Sexy Crafting Table: we start now

---end---

....i know yall and yall want a pt 3 right?

hope u liked it

-bye