so like, me want this.. cuz I'm a book nerd

This is the fifth year... Umbridge, yay

Underlined is in Japanese.

---*Hedwig's theme intensifies*---

Unnatural things happened at Hogwarts all the time, it was a magic school so why wouldn't it? But this must have been the most strangest thing ever, and they had a big squid in the lake.

It was a week after the summer break was over, people was outside enjoying the sunny Saturday. Then it happened, a big portal was opened over the lake and three people fell into the lake. People was kind off freaking out. As well as the now very wet teenagers that was standing on the score. 

There was two females and a incredible short male. Their school uniform was different. The weirdest thing must have been the male's hair or the cord like things that was connected to the shortest female. They were talking in Japanese.

A student that had ran to get one of the teachers and was now running towards the Japanese teens with Mcgonagall. 

"Mineta if you do that again I will fucking dropkick you into the lake!" Said the shorter female said glaring at the male.

"Kyoka, there is an adult coming over here so please do not do that right now" The taller female said after noticing Mcgonagall.

"Who are you people" The old looking teacher in weird robes asked them in English.

"Oh um.. English right... Momo help me here" Kyoka whispered the last part to Momo.

"Right, we are from U.A. in Japan... there was a battle and we kind off got captured in a portal thingie?" Momo said almost professionally.

"Japan... that's a long way to apparate" The old lady said.

"Apparate?" Kyoka asked Momo.

"I don't know... maybe it's a different universe?" Momo whispered back.

"We did not do this apparate thing.. it was simply a villain with a wrapping quirk" Momo said smiling sweetly.

"quirk?" the old lady asked looking confused.

Suddenly a very pink dressed short woman appeared at the side of the old lady. Kyoka eyed her clothes, a little to much pink.

"Geeze her clothes are more pink than Mina's room" Kyoka joked.

"Mina is hot" Mineta piped up. 

"Mineta I swear to Allmight I will dropkick you" Kyoka hissed glaring at him.

The pink lady cleared her throat making the teens look at her.

"In the order of the ministry, tell us who you are and what you are doing here" She said glaring at Kyoka.

"I am Momo Yaoyorozu, this is Kyoka Jirou and Minoru Mineta.. we are from U.A. in Japan... probably from another universe..." Momo trailed off.

"Hello" Mineta said one of the few words he knew in English.

"Yo" Kyoka said glaring right back at the pink lady.

"I'm professor Mcgonagall.. this is Dolores Umbridge" The old lady introduced themselves.

"Good we have all that cleared up can I maybe get dry clothes? Your lake is cold" Kyoka whined.

"Right we shall have that sorted before you have a talk with our headmaster" Mcgonagall said and pulled out a stick.

"the fuck she gonna do with a stick?" Mineta asked.

"Probably make you shut the hell up" Kyoka hissed.

Mcgonagall waved her stick and the water in their clothes returned to the lake, she waved it again and it tingled in their vocal cords.

"What did she do- wait a minute this is not Japanese" Mineta said in fluent English.

Kyoka and Momo gaped.

"Say something in Japanese real quick Mo" Kyoka whispered awestruck.

"Oh uhhhh, Bakugou is a Pomeranian with anger issues" Momo said.

Kyoka burst out laughing.

"It seems like the spell worked"

"Yes.. you have a fantastic quirk Ma'am" Momo said nodding respectfully.

Mcgonagall looked confused.

The pink lady and Mcgonagall lead them trough the massive school, people was staring at them. Eventually they reached two eagle statues.

"Lemon drops" Mcgonagall said and the eagles revealed some stairs.

Kyoka's mouth fell open and Momo gaped, Mineta had his attention on one of the female students.

"This is so cool" Momo whispered.

"It's dope" Kyoka whispered back, smiling at the sparkle in Momo's eyes.

Momo giggled slightly and the pink lady glared at the pair at that. Kyoka rolled her eyes.

Mcgonagall knocked on a door and it swung open, a old man was sitting inside.

---time skip---

"We shall sort you... but I have a question first" The man, Dumbledore said.

"Ask away sir" Momo said respectfully.

"What's with your ears Miss. Jirou? And Mr. Mineta's hair?"

"That's just our quirks, mine is pop off" Mineta took one of his hair balls and stuck it to Dumbledore's desk.

Kyoka suddenly felt very shy, her earphone jacks clinked against each other as a nervous habit. Momo laid a reassuring hand on Kyoka's shoulder.

"I uh... mine is my earphone jacks.. I can stick them into walls and listen and I can also send out my heart beat trough them" Kyoka muttered.

"Hmm, is it just those two or do you also have this quirk Miss. Yaoyorozu?" Dumbledore asked turning to Momo.

"Creation... all thought I need to know the formula for what I create and it takes from my body fat" Momo said creating a small Russian-doll. 

"Interesting..." Dumbledore said rubbing his chin.

"Professor.. the feast is in twenty minutes, do you want to sort them then?" Mcgonagall asked.

"Yes.. we will do that, say that they come from a Japanese school that also has magic.. but the quirk thing might be hard to explain" Dumbledore said deep in thought.

"Right... you can't hide the mutation quirks with magic can you" Kyoka asked, she had realized that the school would notice.

"Hmmm yes" Dumbledore said and waved his stick wand thing.

---time skip bc yes---

"Earlier today three wizards from the Japanese school U.A. of witchcraft came her in a rather unnatural way... They are like exchange students will shortly be sorted" Dumbledore said after he got the students to be quiet.

The big doors opened to reveal the big room with a sky like ceiling, always changing. There was four groups of students in different age. The teachers sat on a table facing the door, Mcgonagall was standing by a chair with a old hat on it.

"Kyoka Jirou" Mcgonagall said, Kyoka started to walk towards her like they had been instructed.

She sat down on the chair and Mcgonagall placed the hat on her head.

"Hmm, you aren't a wizard are you... from a different universe I see" The hat said in her head.

"the fuck" She thought and the hat chuckled.

"Hmm, very cunning.. oh-ho what's this? Lying about a relationship?"

"That's none of your business" 

"SLYTHERIN" The had screamed and Kyoka winched.

Mcgonagall took the hat and she saw the table with green clothed wizards clap, she walked over to them and sat down beside a blonde boy.

Kyoka begun to chat quietly with the boy, Draco Malfoy, and his friends. They were okay.

But her attention was at Mcgonagall quickly as she said "Momo Yaoyorozu". Kyoka prayed that Momo would end up with her in Slytherin... anywhere except Gryffindoor with Mineta.

"GRYFFINDOOR!!" The hat screamed after some minutes, Momo went to the Gryffindoor table sending a longing gaze at Kyoka.

Kyoka crossed her arms, she wouldn't be together with her girlfriend. How the fuck would she fall asleep?

"Hey, you okay?" Draco asked her when she sighted.

"Yeah.. just hoped I would end up in the same house as my g- one of my friends" Kyoka caught herself, almost saying girlfriend.

---time skip---

Momo was pacing the Gryffindoor common room, she couldn't sleep. There was so much going on inside her head and all she wanted is to cuddle Kyoka. She was tempted to sneak out to the Slytherin common room, but she knew that she would probably be caught.

"Why are you up" a male voice asked.

Momo quickly turned around just to see Harry Potter at the bottom of the Gryffindoor stairs. He was holding old looking cloth thing in one hand and a map in the other.

"Oh uhm... couldn't sleep.. you know new place and-" Momo stopped talking when she heard a second set of footsteps.

Hermoine was walking down the stairs. Why the fuck was everyone up right now?

"Oh hi 'moine" Harry said as soon as he saw Hermoine, Momo waved.

"What are you doing up?" Hermoine asked.

"Uh.. new place it's uh hard to sleep?" Momo was not a good liar, she could admit it.

Hermoine narrowed her eyes, probably seeing through her lie.

"That's a lie" Hermoine said stepping towards them.

"How do you know that she is lying?" Harry asked confused.

Momo didn't say anything staring right back at Hermoine. 

"So tell me what you are up to... I don't trust you even if you are in Gryffindoor.. the way you three appeared by some sort of portal was weird.. I've never seen it before.. so tell me, are you working for who-shall-not-be-named?" 

Momo blinked.

"I- oh.. I'm not working for him" Momo said confused. 

Why would she work for a dark lord? She was training to become a hero, a pro-hero. 

Hermoine suddenly grabbed her arm and rolled it up searching for something, the only thing she saw was the little jagged scar going from her wrist to her elbow.

"Hmm, no dark mark.. how did you get that scar?" Hermoine took her arm closer to her face, examining the scar.

"Training accident" Momo said quickly, not going to tell these people that it was from the USJ incident.

"Training for what?" 

"'moine can you back off? She's friendly!" Harry said placing a hand on the brown haired girls shoulder. 

Hermoine huffed, but stopped asking questions.

"But she can at least tell me why she is lying" Hermoine huffed slightly.

Momo groaned and sat back in a sofa.

"I'll give you two questions that I will answer truthfully" 

"Okay... firstly why are you up?" Hermoine asked.

"Well... it's uhm a little bit embarrassing? I- I can't sleep because... because I'm used to body contact.. or I will get nightmares" Momo said blushing and avoiding eyes.

"Oh? Who is this person you use to cuddle with? Your boyfriend?" Hermoine asked, looking at her like she was still suspicious. 

"... that's two questions" Momo said looking back at the other girl smirking.

"Answer one of them" Hermoine said.

"Well... I- Kyoka" Momo said blushing slightly. 

Harry and Hermoine gaped at her, not suspecting the short Slytherin girl to be all cuddly. 

"You want me to get her for you?" Harry asked holding up the old looking cloth thing.

Momo rose her eyebrows, what was he gonna do with that old rag.

"You... you would do that?" Momo asked looking at him gratefully.

"Yep!.. I'll be going" Harry begun to walk towards the portrait hole.

"Bye..." The both girls said at the same time.

"Honestly.. I thought you would ask about my school U.A." Momo said and moved a little bit so Hermoine could sit down beside her.

"Well, I wanted to ask about the nightmares... but nightmares is not to share with strangers" Said Hermoine sitting down beside Momo.

They sat in silence, staring at the fire.

"So.. uhm, you are a bad liar" Hermoine said.

"I know.. Kyoka is trying to teach me, but we mostly get distracted" Momo said smiling softly.

"hmm... you and Kyoka seems close... it gotta be nice to have such a close friend" Hermoine said smiling sadly.

Momo laughed quietly and Hermoine looked at her almost offended.

"Oh, yes we are close friends but she is also something more" Momo said rubbing the back off her neck slightly.

"Like mega best friends?" Hermoine asked innocently.

Momo stared at her deadpan.

"She's my girlfriend.. we are dating..-"

"Ohhhhh"

Before the conversation could continue, the portrait swung open. Revealing nothing.

"they can't see us? this is so dope" Kyoka whispered from out off nowhere.

Suddenly Kyoka and Harry appeared, Harry holding the old rag. The old rag must be the source of invincibility. 

Kyoka sprinted over the floor and flung herself at Momo who was still sitting up. Kyoka was hugging her tightly.

"Hello there" Momo said looking down at the smaller girl smiling softly. 

"Hiiii- I missed you~ these dorm systems are stupid" Came the muffled response from Kyoka, who still had her face in the crook of Momo's neck.

Momo hummed and nodded in agreement. She accidentally locked eyes with a really surprised Harry and she blushed. 

"Can you get off so we can go sleep?" Momo whispered to Kyoka. 

Kyoka quickly got off her and grabbed her arm trying to make Momo go up from the sofa.

"Come onnnnnn"

"It seems like my legs are not working" Momo said dramatically.

"What do you want me to do about it? Kiss them to make it better?" Kyoka huffed.

There was a surprised cough from Harry.

"Please do not have sex in the dorm room, you'll wake everyone up" Hermoine said trough her hands.

Momo and Kyoka blushed bright red. 

"Of.. of course not... Ma'am" Kyoka said standing up straight, but not letting go off Momo's hand.

Momo snorted and Hermoine rolled her eyes, Harry looked almost horrified. 

"Then good night you two" Momo said and rose from the sofa, taking Kyoka with her.

---time skip to the morning---

Momo shifted in her sleep, pulling the small girl in her arms closer. 

"Wait a minute, isn't that the new Slytherin girl?" Lavender Brown asked her friend quietly, upon noticing the shorter girl sharing a bed with Momo.

"Yeah I think it is" Parvati said glancing down at the pair.

Kyoka was clearly wearing Momo's clothes, she was smiling softly. 

"She is not acting very Slytherin" Said another girl.

Kyoka almost proved them wrong when she accidentally elbowed Momo in the boob in her sleep. Momo's eyes snapped open and winched.

"the fuck Kyoka, again?" Momo mumbled.

"You okay?" Parvati asked.

Hermoine snorted from her bed, it was beside Momo's bed. Momo yawned and looked over at her.

"Good morning..." Momo said sleepily. 

"Ow- fucking shit fuck" Kyoka had punched the headboard and woken up. 

"You okay there" Momo peered down at Kyoka.

"This bed is homophobic it hurt me" Kyoka pouted.

---end---

I promise Aizawa got them out of there at least a week later.

-bye!