Detectives chat

to clear up confusion:

Whom does Mom-o crush on:
Mina=Assid
Hagakure=invisihoe
Izuku=Glowthicc
Jirou=Bass boosted moaning

Shinsou = man behind the slaughter:
Aoyama=Shiny
Mina=HotPink
Asui=Ribbitch
Iida=Uncle
Ochako=Gimme some SPACE 
Ojiro=Monkeeh
Denki=Carl
Kirishima=Kiwishima
Kouda=Beast King
Satou=Pour some sugar on me
Shouji=Tentacool (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Jirou=Queerphone jack
Sero=Sewo
Tokoyami=Chicmen nogurt
Todoroki=IcyHot pain releef
Hagakure=Jhon Chena
Bakugou=Mcxplode
Izuku=Broccoli
Shinsou=Good Purple Guy
Momo=Mom-o
Aizawa=Dadzawa

24/7 drama:
Nezu=God
Recovery girl=Best Granny
Lunch Rush=Swedish Chef
No.13=Space
hound Dog=Dawg
All might=Y'all might
Aizawa=Tired™
Present mic=Presentation Michael
Cementoss=Cemen-YEET
Midnight=Butt Waffle
Snipe=mccree
Ectoplasm=Ecto
Power Loader=Bob the Builder
Vlad King=Bloody Mary

Quest, fake dating:
Midoriya=Allmight's secret love child
Todoroki=Theorist
Momo=Fatgum's secret love child
Jirou= Mic's secret love child

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Mina Ashido added Midoriya Izuku and Hagakure Tooru to a groupchat

Mina Ashido named themselves assid

assid changed the group-name too 'Whom does Mom-o crush on'

assid named Hagakure Tooru 'invisihoe'

assid named Midoriya Izuku 'glowthicc'

assid: I have called you here today because we are becoming detectives

glowthicc: Why am I here?

assid: ur facts, also ur observant af

glowthicc: Why not Todo? I mean, he and Momo are close

invisihoe: we suspect she likes Todoroki

Izuku showed the chat to Shoto, who was sitting beside him.

"Should we tell them?" Izuku says and looks at his boyfriend.

"Nah, it's fun to watch them suffer" Shoto smiles.

"Should I add Jirou? She and Momo would think it's funny" Izuku asks.

"Go for it, I'm going to enjoy this" Shoto says and looks back at Izuku's phone.

glowthicc: could I add Jirou? after all she is closest to YaoMomo excluding Todo

assid: go ahead!

Direct messages: Jirou

Midroiya: Hey, I'm going to add u to a chat.. pls don't tell em I'm dating Todo and that ur dating Yaomomo.... Mina and 'kure wants to get them together and it's fun to watch them suffer.

Jirou: This will be soooo fun

Whom does Mom-o crush on

Glowthicc added Jirou Kyoka

Jirou Kyoka changed Their name to 'BassBoosted'

Assid: nu-uh that name does not make it

Assid changed Bassboosted name to 'bass boosted moaning'

Bass boosted moaning: oh god

Momo was looking over Jirou's shoulder. While Jirou choked on her own saliva, Momo snorted.

Glowthicc: I need to ask about my name

Invisihoe: Ur bright as the sun, break ur bones so ur like a glow-stick.. but it needed to change cuz of our names and ur secretly thicc sooo.

Glowthicc: what has my life come too?

Assid: anyways, plans!

Bass boosted moaning: lock them in a room together?

Invisihoe: basic, also they could easily break out

Bass boosted moaning: You got anything better?

Invisihoe: ...no, u got anything Mido?

Glowthicc: Jirou has a good idea

Assid: oh! oh! what if we play truth or dare and we u know, set them up?

Invisihoe: Ur a genius!

Direct messages

Jirou: I'm assuming ur reading over Mido's shoulder... kiss my girl and I'll kill u

Todoroki: try me bitch, also ew.. no that would feel like incest, ew. Momo is like a sister to me! ewwww

Whom does Mom-o crush on

Assid: Truth or dare tonite?

Bass boosted moaning: Iida would have a seizure if he saw your spelling

Invisihoe: tru

---time skip brought to u by Momojirou's cats who everyone gets confused by---

Shinsou = man behind the slaughter

HotPink: T or D in the common-room in 10, be there or be lame

Mcxplody: Frick off, I'm not lame

Carl: OwO what's this? Baku is using a mild swear word?

Kiwishima: I threatened him

Mom-o: There goes one of my pure sun sons

Kiwishima: Nooooo, mother! I would never leave you!

Queerphone jack: Who is the other son?

HotPink: Midori ofc

Broccoli: I did not know that

Broccoli: also, who changed my name :( I'm not a broccoli

Queerphone jack: it's better than the ones Mina gave us

Gimme some SPACE: I changed ur name Deku, also Mina's names?

Jhon Chena: Mina named Midori "Glowthicc" and Jirou to "Bass boosted moaning"

Dadzawa: ... *slowly closes my phone*

HotPink: Fuck I forgot he is in this chat

Good Purple Guy: lol

24/7 Drama

Tired™: I hate my class

Tired™:

Broccoli: also, who changed my name :( I'm not a broccoli

Queerphone jack: it's better than the ones Mina gave us

Gimme some SPACE: I changed ur name Deku, also Mina's names?

Jhon Chena: Mina named Midori "Glowthicc" and Jirou to "Bass boosted moaning"

Butt Waffle: Oh god I love them!

Butt Waffle: Yamada! stop changing my name all the time! I'm not a butt waffle

Quest, fake dating

Mic's secret love child: tf we do if they dare u to kiss each other??? 

Fatgum's secret love child: not kiss? knowing Mina we will be playing truth or dare or strip...

AllMight's secret love child: I love u Shoto, but why did u change the names?

Allmight's secret love child: ...

Theorist: shh, they are perfect!

Shinsou = man behind the slaughter

HotPink: Where are u guys? t or d starts in 2 minutes 

Broccoli: I am here!

Icyhot pain relefe: a-ha! you are his secret love child

Broccoli: not this again

---here is what u have been waiting for... the t or d game!---

Class 1-a is sitting in a circle on the floor in the common room. 

"Welcome!... to truth or dare! and today we have the special feature..... Strip truth or dare!" Mina said walking dramatically into the room. 

Iida looked like he wanted to say something, but he has given up. 1-a accepted it.

"Momo, truth or dare" Mina asked Momo giving her a pointed look.

"dare" Momo knew she fucked up by the glint Mina had in her eye.

"We will start mild, so Momo.. read your last message out-loud and who it is from" Momo took out her phone.

"It's from Todoroki and it says 'Momo I'm serious, don't disrespect me by laughing'" Momo said, making a horrible Todoroki voice.

"Why were you laughing at him" Sero asked from between Iida and Shinsou.

"Another stupid conspiracy theories" Momo says with a sigh, Todoroki looks offended from beside her.

"Oh ho? Tell me some more of his theories-" before Mina could continue Todoroki interrupts her.

"Momo it's your turn too ask someone" 

"Okayyy, Iida truth or dare" Momo said looking over at Iida

"Truth"

"Have you ever walked into a wall?" Momo asked, recalling that one time Iida had ran away from her and promptly slamming into a wall when they were kids.

"Yes" Iida looked embarrassed, "now, truth or dare... Midoriya" 

"Dare" Iida had a mischievous glint in his eye.

"Call the 7th person in your contacts and sing a 30 sec song, I choose the song" Iida smirked

"ooooh, Iida who thought you would give such dares" Hagakure says, Todoroki huffs.

"The 7th contact iiiiiis... All might" Midoriya says, looking slightly scared.

"Let's rick roll Sensei" Iida said smirking.

*Riiing* *riiing* *rii-*

"Hello?" All might's words were slurred and they could hear shitty club music in the bakground.

"Put it on speaker" Says a voice in the background, the voice sounded male, really drunk.

"We're no strangers to love" Midoriya begun to sing.

"Oh-maw-gawd! ur getting Rick Rolled" Was that sir. Nighteye? he sounded drunk too.

"You know the rules and so do I" Midoriya, all might and Nighteye sung the rest of the song in harmony. 1-a had a hard time to not to laugh.

When he hung up the class begun to laugh hard.

"Kacchan, truth or dare?" Midoriya asked his rival.

"Dare, I am no pussy" Bakugou said angrily

"Great, I'll be right back, Kacchan keep the game rolling" Midoriya said and stood up and walked into the kitchen.

"Ears! truth or dare" Bakugou said with a... big grin? He is planning something.

"Dare" Jirou gave him a big grin back.

"Call everyone you talk to 'daddy'" He said, smirking.

"All right daddy..." Jirou said, and then pointed at Denki who is sitting next to her "Daddy, truth or dare" (Momo is jealous)

Midoriya walked into the room with a cup of tea, he handed it to Bakugou and said: "drink".

"Ah, thank you for this oh so spicy tea... deku" He says with a eyeroll.

The game went on like that, dirty and funny truths and dares.

"Truth" Momo said.

"What's the sexiest thing about a girl?" Tsu asked her.

 Momo flushed a bit and muttered something they could not hear. 

"What?"

"undercut" Momo said, her face really pink.

---time skip brought to u by my sleep---

"Kiss your crush" Kaminari said, trying to match-make.

"Yes daddy" Jirou said with a smirk.

Jirou turned to Momo, who was sitting on the other side of her. Jirou grabbed Momo's chin so she was looking at her.

"Hey, do you mind" Jirou whispered and licked her lips.

"Go ahead... daddy~" Only Jirou heard the last word...













The door was flung open, in walked Aizawa Shota.

This is what he saw:

Aoyama playing candy crush and eating cheese in a corner.
Mina taking pictures of Momo and Jirou.
Momo and Jirou about to kiss.
Momo's hair styled like Present Mic's hair.
Asu making Iida's make up with her tongue.
Ururaka and Denki have changed clothes with each other.
Ojirou getting his tail braided by Hagakure.
Hagakure is spray painted into a dark red.
Kirishima drawing dicks on his face without a mirror.
Kouda in a princess dress sitting next to Aoyama.
Satou was in the kitchen doing something.
Shouji singing gordon rapsody with his quirk.
Sero having two eggs on his face, probably smashed.
Fumikage's feathers are a hot pink.
Todoroki is cooking bacon on his leg and Midoriya is scribbling in his notebook about it.
Bakugou is sipping tea in another corner.
Shinsou has a neko costume on.
Everyone is looking at the pair that is almost kissing.
Some are missing shirts... Truth or Dare, strip version.

Aizawa takes a picture of this- this disaster.

Aizawa face palms and slowly backs away

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24/7 drama

Tired™: I hate my students

Tired™ sent one(1) image 

Butt Waffle: LET'S GO LESBIANS!!!

Shinsou = man behind the slaughter

Dadzawa: class 1-a is now forbidden from playing truth or dare

Dadzawa sent one(1) image

Dadzawa: You are welcome, knowing you all you will want it framed...

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