Hmm- ya'll may like it... ps- it's another chat fic, kinda?... whoops!

OH! also no quirks!

---let's go---

When Kyoka had signed up for the project Buzz-feed were throwing, as a joke when she was drunk, she didn't expect to get in.

It had started as a normal Saturday night. Kyoka had came over to her friend, Denki's apartment. They watched shitty horror movies while drinking. At some point Denki found a article on Instagram. 

"Huh- check this out Kyo! Buzz-feed are staring some kind of experiment- we should sign up!" Denki said overly exited.

Kyoka, drunk and with bad humor agreed after checking what it was about. 

Buzz-feed's project/experiment was taking six people that had signed up, dump them in a house and force them to live with each other. It was weird, but at the same time exactly what Buzz-feed would do.

So now Kyoka was sitting on her old leather couch, staring down on a letter from Buzz-feed. Accepting her into the project. On the letter it only stood that she was accepted, location, date and a small packing list. 

This would be hell, sure it was nice meeting new people. But they could be huge douchebags. Kyoka glanced at the date again, it was in three days. 

"Nice" She said sarcastically to herself. 

Three days went away fast, with packing and parting from her family and few friends. Her mother and father had said it was good for her. Soon she stood outside the fairly big white house, Kyoka double checked the address before knocking on the door.

A woman opened the door. She had short curly pink hair, clad in bright neon colors and was grinning brightly. Kyoka could already tell that if this woman met Denki, all hell would break loose.

"Are you here for the Buzz-feed thing!?" She asked loudly.

"Y-yes? I assume this is the right house" Kyoka answered, stuffing her earbuds into her front pocket.

"Welcome in then! The others are in the living-room" 

Kyoka followed her in, ignoring the cameras. 

In the living-room there was three other people, which meant that there was one last person. There was another person with colored hair, this time lilac, sitting in one of the love seats scrolling trough probably Instagram. On the couch there was a blonde male talking with a black haired beauty.

Damn her poor lesbian heart. 

Based on just looks, she was probably get along with the lilac haired man. They both had purple hair and dresses kinda punk rock. 

"Yo, the name's Kyoka Jirou. Nice to meet all of you" Kyoka said after moments of silence.

The black haired woman rose from her seat, damn she was tall, and walked over to Kyoka. She held out a hand for Kyoka to shake.

"Pleasure to meet you Jirou, I'm Momo Yaoyorozu" Momo said with a small smile.

"O-oh... uhm, l-like the company?" Was the only thing Kyoka could ask.

"Yeah... I'm the CEO of Yaoyorozu Industries" Momo said shyly.

"Yo! Jirou, I'm Hitoshi Aizawa" The purple one on the love seat said.

"Nice too meet you" Kyoka waved.

The blonde also arose from the couch and walked over to them.

"Monoma"

"No first name?" Kyoka asked intrigued.

"You don't need to know it" Monoma said with a sneer.

Oh look, a douchebag. 

"Ignore him, he's just salty I got here before him! I'm Mina Ashido, It's nice too meet you Jirou!" The pink haired woman said, grinning brightly. 

Why didn't she bring a pair of sunglasses? Ashido's smile was almost too bright for her eyes.

"Nice to meet you, Ashido" Kyoka shook her hand.

"Now we are only waiting for-" Mina got cut off by the door bell.

The last person had came.

"I can show you your room" Momo offered and Kyoka quickly nodded.

"I have more stuff in the hallway..." Kyoka trailed off.

It had probably been a bad idea to bring her mini recording studio, but she needed to make music. Making music was the only way for her to relax.

"I can help you too" Hitoshi said and stood up.

"Ah thank you Aizawa-san" Momo said.

Momo, Hitoshi and Kyoka were quick with taking the shorter one's stuff to one of the two rooms left. It was in between Momo and Mina's rooms and opposite to Hitoshi's room.

"Thank you for your help" Kyoka said as they were walking down the stairs again.

"No probl-... YOU!" Hitoshi trailed off and pointed at a woman in the living room.

"Oh hello KittyCat!" She said waving.

"How do you know her?" Momo asked and Kyoka hummed in agreement.

"She work's with my father... and she's a pain in the ass"

"Language" Momo scolded him.

Kyoka gaped at her.

"You are like a mother-"

"I am not-"

---

While setting up her room later on, Kyoka got a message. She hoped it wasn't Denki again, and his 50+ messages asking her how the house and people was. It was in fact annoying. Turns out it was something even worse.... a groupchat.

Hitoshi: I don't see the reason for this, we live in the same house...

Momo: I agree with Aizawa.

Mina: wow yall spell like ur wokring or smth

Kyoka: ... rly? y do we need this

Monoma: I agree, it's even worse to get notifications from you idiots every second

Kyoka: hey- ur an asshole!

Momo: language Jirou

Niko: lol Ashido good idea, team bonding or whatever

Momo: "Team Bonding"? That does sound good, so we can become even better friends

Monoma: omg are you filled with sunshine and rainbows or something?

Kyoka: Monoma....

Mina: AnYwAyS-

Mina: Names? O.o 

Hitoshi: I've got the perfect one for Niko over there

Niko: how sweet kittycat!

Hitoshi gave Niko the name Habitual Drunkard

Habitual Drunkard: ... nvm I hate u

Kyoka: I- did u just call her an alcholist? 

Hitoshi: I only know and speak the truth

Habitual Drunkard gave Hitoshi the name Detective Kitty

Detective Kitty: That's a bad name Niko, step up your game

Habitual Drunkard: fuck off

Momo: Language-

Habitual Drunkard: Japanese-

Kyoka gave Momo the name MOMo

MOMo: Why am I the mom?

Mina: you deffo act like it-

Monoma: Bet Jirou over there would love to have you as her mommy

Kyoka: I'll roundhouse ur ass!

Monoma: no thanks

MOMo: Children, stop fighting

Mina: wow u r rly a mom

MOMo: sigh

Monoma: Did you just spell out "Sigh"?

MOMo: I guess I'll accept my role as mom

MOMo: You all better behave or no dessert after dinner tonight

Detective Kitty: I can cook tonight

Habitual Drunkard: *gasp* Ur cooking is to die for little Aizawa

Detective Kitty: shut up hag

Habitual Drunkard: I- i'm only 10 years older then u?

Monoma: The kitty is pouting because he realized you were right

Detective Kitty: I DID NOT POUT! Shut up captain douchebag 

Kyoka gave Monoma the name Captain Douchebag

Captain Douchebag: ...

---8 pm---

Princess Bubblegum: YaoMomo look hwat I built on Minecraft

MOMo: hold up- let me log on and look

Detective Kitty: Wait

Detective Kitty: Hold on

Captain Douchebag: Yaoyorozu plays Minecraft??????

MOMo:  Yes?

MOMo: I play all kinds of games

Marceline the Vampire Queen: Mom Is A Gamer?!?!

MOMo: "Conspiracies and Theories" are my best friends, what did you expect? 

Princess Bubblegum: like the YT channel?

MOMo: Yes

Detective Kitty: Isn't that the two dudes that plays games and argue over conspiracy theories?

MOMo: ...yes, Shoto's hobby is remarkably weird.

Princess Bubblegum: lol no their chaos is the best-

Marceline the Vampire Queen: WAIT- then u must be "SweetPeaches"/"Möther" that plays with them from time to time....

MOMo: ...yes

Habitual Drunkard: Sry my brain is still exploding over YaoMomo being a gaymer-

Captain Douchebag: I didn't expect that either

Princess Bubblegum: We should start having family game nights

Detective Kitty: Niko can cheat at irl card games

Habitual Drunkard: Counting cards is not cheating

Detective Kitty: It's literally how you play-

Detective Kitty: Tell that to that one casino in Vegas

Habitual Drunkard: They never caught me tho >:)

Marceline the Vampire Queen: wh-

MOMo: Cheating? At a casino? Should we call the police on you?

Habitual Drunkard: lol I'm a detective and at that time being a spy

Detective Kitty: I was with her, it's true

Habitual Drunkard: It was always funny for my teammates and I to play and we all would cheat

Detective Kitty: expect for dad

Habitual Drunkard: no he cheats more than me-

Habitual Drunkard: He was always like "okay guys, I know all of us are cheating" and we would deny it and try to blame each other

Habitual Drunkard: And Haru would interrupt by saying "Look, I know all of us are cheating cause there is no way all of us have four aces."

Princess Bubblegum: teach me ur ways

Habitual Drunkard: ask ur möther

Princess Bubblegum: MOOOOOMMMM- PLEASE!

MOMo: I don't know... it's not really something I want you getting in trouble for...

Princess Bubblegum: I won't get into trouble if I do get caught

Marceline the Vampire Queen: Big Brain Time

MOMo: hmmm I'll think about it

Detective Kitty: That's such a mom answer

Princess Bubblegum: so, hwat do ya'll work as? we knoe Maindorida's, Möther's and Kitty's

Detective Kitty: pls stop calling me Kitty

Princess Bubblegum: never

Princess Bubblegum: I work as a dance teacher, hiphop

Marceline the Vampire Queen: ... Starbucks-

Captain Douchebag: I expected that

Marceline the Vampire Queen: stfu, i wasn't finished.... am also aspiring musician

MOMo: That is... "neat"

Detective Kitty: what kind of music?

Marceline the Vampire Queen: around the rock area

Habitual Drunkard: 0:

Detective Kitty: that's epic

Habitual Drunkard: ....wait- fuck off Hitoshi!

Marceline the Vampire Queen: what's that about?

Captain Douchebag: oh?

Princess Bubblegum: spill the tea!

MOMo: Why would you spill perfectly good tea?

Princess Bubblegum: n-no it's not like that

Habitual Drunkard: I SEE U TYPING CHILD- I WILL SLAUGHTER U!

Detective Kitty: her gf asked her out/confessed her undying love and all Niko said was "epic"

Habitual Drunkard: watch out for ur kneecaps!

Marceline the Vampire Queen: ngl that's something i would do

Princess Bubblegum: ... same

---10 pm---

Princess Bubblegum: Hey Drunk Mom do you have anymore stories from your time at D.A?

Marceline the Vampire Queen: I wanna hear about the chaotic antics the Cat talks about

Captain Douchebag: Yess I wanna hear about this

Habitual Drunkard: Well that's a lot to unpack...

Habitual Drunkard: i think i have a dvd?

Habitual Drunkard: ... i took it with me here-

Detective Kitty: great, movie night

MOMo: When?

Habitual Drunkard: ... now

---

Monoma was the last one to sit down on the couch, Hitoshi and Mina had taken the love seats.

"We are ready to go" Niko said and put in the DvD.

[A red-haired man silently stood up straight, causing the group to pause and look at him in confusion. He handed Niko his paper, spun around, and ran and jumped into a large garbage can. The group looked in shock before busting out laughing.

"Haru, what the hell?!" Niko snorted.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?!" Rumi wheezed, leaning forward and wrapping an arm around her abdomen.]

Niko paused.

"The one jumping into a trashcan is Haru, The white haired girl is Rumi, We call the blonde boy Hawks, The black-haired boy is Tensei and the red-haired boy is Touya" Niko said.

"Wait- that is Izuku's brother and Tenya's brother" Momo said.

"Oh you know them?" Niko asked.

"Tenya is one of my childhood friends and Izuku's boyfriend is my other childhood friend" Momo said.

"Huh, the more you know" Niko mused

"Can we continue?" Monoma asked annoyed.

"Sure!"

["You can talk to us instead of throwing yourself into the trash!" Tensei seemed distressed at his friend's actions.

"Just let me DIE!" Haru bellowed from the trash can.

"What's wrong?" Niko walked over to the garbage and peered in, trying not to visibly laugh.

"I failed the test, but look at my score!"

Niko stared at him confused and then looked down at the paper.

"You got a sixty-nine?"

The others started a new round of laughter, there were even a few giggles from the trash can. While Niko looked confused, but there was an amused smile on her face at her friend's joy.]

"I was very confused about that until Hawks explained it," Niko said "Then they introduced me to memes"

"And now you are a memelord" Mina teased.

"Well yes of course" 

[The video showed the Squad calmly sitting at their lunch table.

"Can you please pass the salt?" Tensei asked, slightly distracted at the origami piece Hawks was quietly showing him how to do.

Haru, thinking that he was a genius, picked up Touya and threw him across the table. Niko started to cackle.

The scene changed to Haru naruto running and screaming down the hall with Touya chasing after him with a pistol.]

"Did he shoot him?" Monoma asked, full with glee.

"Yes- YaoMomo stop looking so worried, it was only rubber bullets"

"Those still hurt!" Kyoka exclaimed.

"How do you know that" Monoma asked

"I have been at many demonstrations where police brutality was used" 

"ACAB" Hitoshi murmured.

[The video shows the exercise room. Hawks, Niko, and Rumi were silently working out.

Suddenly, Rumi tripped on the treadmill and flew backwards, hitting the wall with a loud BANG.

Niko started to laugh wildly, causing her to miss a step on her own treadmill and fly backwards as well. She, luckily, didn't hit the wall.

Hawks laughed so hard he fell off the cross strainer he was using.

All three were laughing and wincing when the video ended.]

Niko huffed and crossed her arms as the rest of her roommates was laughing.

"You guys would have fallen off too" Niko mumbled.

[The video starts with the Squad outside, all of them sweating.

"It's so hot," Rumi wiped some sweat off of her forehead.

Seeing an opportunity to complement himself, Hawks smirked. "Yeah, sorry, it's because of me."

Touya, seeing a way to one-up his rival. "Yeah, because you're a demon."

Before Rumi could try and commit murder, Niko interrupted. "No, it's because of climate change.]

"Nice one" Kyoka complimented as a show of her approval.

[Touya, Tensei, and Hawks were in a training room, training together.

"For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely," Tensei separated his feet and bent his knees.

"Okay," Hawks looked confused at the scenario, but went along with it.

"Sure," Touya shrugged.

Tensei nodded and changed his face into a firm look. "If you want to live, give me all your money."

"Bold of you to assume that I have money," Hawks smirked.

"Bold of you to assume I want to live," Touya placed an elbow smugly Hawk's shoulder.

Tensei sighed in defeat.]

"It's a wonder you learned anything that year" Hitoshi said.

"We all have Tensei to thank" Niko nodded.

"This is the last one before I'm heading off to bed" Niko said.

[The video starts by showing an entire class panicking because there was a large wasp flying around the room.

Niko, the only one not freaking out, sighed with a slight attitude and stood up. She walked over to the teacher's desk and grabbed a rubber band.

She then stood on top of the nearest desk and took aim with the rubber band.

Niko fired, knocking the wasp out of the air.

Everyone stopped and stared at Niko as she climbed down the table, she looked at them and raised an eyebrow.

"What?"]

"C-can you still do that?" Kyoka asked in awe.

"We'll see next time there's a wasp in here" Niko answered.

"You had much more fun then me at the academy" Hitoshi whined.

"You have to teach me that!" Mina said.

"One last question... how the fuck did you get security camera footage?" Monoma asked.

"That is a secret"

---end---

-see ya'll around!

Mina 22, Dance teacher - hiphop
Momo 23, CEO of Yaoyorozu industries
Kyoka 23, Musician/working at starbucks
Hitoshi 21, Detective
Monoma 20, Archaeologist
Niko Maindorida(OC) 31, Detective