Inspired by @jusaskwid on tiktok, by a drawing of Kyoka and Sero smoking that good shit- They also draw rly cool quirk malfunctions- 

also don't @ me, I've never smoked drugs so I rly don't know.. but I did do some research in form of the Bakusquad getting high in fanfics... several fanfics..

---let's go---

There was a knock at her door, judging by the time it should be Hanta Sero. Kyoka got up from her bed where she had previously been writing lyrics and walked to the door.

"We have been over this, you don't need to knock Hant- oh hi Mina.. and Toru ya wan't?" Kyoka panicked slightly when she saw them on the other side of her door.

"Oh ho? Were you expecting my man Sero?.. and first name basis I see!" Mina said with a smirk.

"You two have been hanging out a lot recently- are you dating?" Toru asked.

Kyoka blushed furiously and shook her head, her earphone jacks were moving around nervously. 

"N-no, were just hanging out- uhm... he helps me write songs?" She said more as a question.

"Really? Because your reaction-" Mina stopped herself and looked behind Kyoka.

Sero was lowering himself down on Kyoka's balcony with his tape, he had probably gone the roof way. The roof way was a bit dangerous during the day, since you could easily be seen.

"Why are you two here anyways?" Kyoka asked them.

"Oh! We wanted your help with spying on Kiribaku's date" Toru said.

"But! I see you're going to hang out with Sero- so were going to leave.. if you give me all the deets tonight" 

Kyoka sighted but nodded, soon the girls weren't in her room anymore. She walked over to her balcony door and opened it.

"I saw you had the gossip girls over. Couldn't have told me?" Sero asked and Kyoka let him in.

"They just kind of showed up... wanted some help spying on Kiribaku" Kyoka said with a shrug. 

"Ah.. let's set up?" 

"Yeah"

Kyoka walked into the bathroom and turned on the fan while Sero rolled up a towel to put under the door. Several scented candles was lit and the balcony door was shut. If it had been night they would have sat on the balcony or on the roof, but since it was late afternoon and they didn't want anyone to see the smoke, the door had to be shut and they would be inside.

The fan in the bathroom would get the smoke out, the candles would take the smell out (Kyoka didn't want her room smelling like smoke) and the towel made the smoke not get out into the hallway. A foolproof plan.

Kyoka plopped down on her bed and Sero climbed up in the hammock they had hung up a long time ago. They had been Blunt Buddies since two weeks after the USJ, Kyoka had run into Sero on the roof. The both of them had been smoking so they decided to smoke together.

Sero took out a zip-lock bag with some blunts, took one for himself and then threw the bag at Kyoka.

"Why thank you good sir" Kyoka said and took out her lighter from her pocket.

"No problem dear sister in weed" Sero said dramatically.

They smoked in silence, the smell of smoke and scented candles filled their lungs.

"So~ anything happening with our dear class rep?" Kyoka asked and wiggled her eyebrows towards Sero.

Sero flushed bright red and coughed, not ready for that question.

They were the Blunt Buddies, also known as "crushing on the class reps" duo.

"Well" Sero said lazily and sung one leg over the side of the bright yellow hammock and made it swing back and fourth slowly, "Kami told me about a recent discovery"

"Oh? Does he know about your crush~? Because he didn't tell me shit about Iida" Kyoka said and let out another breath of smoke.

"Kami probably knows- I'll take care of that later, but- get this! He told me that he touched inside Iida's engines and Iida-"

Kyoka broke him off with a laugh. She could guess what had happened since they were probably almost as sensitive as her own earphone jacks.

"Oh my god he moaned didn't he?" 

"...yes, he did" Sero muttered but Kyoka heard him. 

"So.. about you and Yaomomo~ anything happening recently?"

"We studied... and I promised her that I would help her learn some instruments that isn't a piano- and oh my god Hanta, you don't understand how adorable she was!" Kyoka gushed.

"Whoa- calm down lover girl"

"Talking about lover girl- wanna write another love song my brother in weed?"

"Yessss" Sero said and almost fell out of the hammock when he tried to get out.

Kyoka snorted.

While high the song made sense, but when they weren't they would probably be a lot confused.

---summer camp---

There was a knock on their door, Ururaka who was closest to the door opened it.

"Oh Sero-kun.. why are you here?" She asked.

"I need to talk to Kyo- Jirou... san... I need to talk to Jirou-san" 

Kyoka had heard them and got up from the floor. She grabbed Sero's arm and dragged him down the hall a bit.

"What do you want?" She hissed out.

"Oh uhm... I ran out of blunts, do you have any with you?"

"First off, of course I have weed... secondly, you smoked without me!?"

"I-I'm sorry it's just.. my anxiety levels was off the charts"

Kyoka sighted and hugged her friend, he smelled faintly off weed.

"Alright, you wait out here and I get you some.. but I'm going with you to smoke"

"Great, let's meet outside the bathrooms?" 

"Yeah"

Kyoka walked back into the girls shared room, they did wonder what Sero wanted but Kyoka didn't tell them. 

"I need to get something from my bag, I'll be back in a while" Kyoka said to the girls.

"Hanging out with Seroooo~" Mina teased her.

"I've told you, we aren't dating" Kyoka said flushing slightly.

Kyoka quickly stuffed her zip-lock bag into her hoodie pocket, making sure nobody saw it.

"Yeah sure" Toru teased her.

"Whatever" Kyoka huffed and left quickly.

Mina glanced at the almost confused girls in the room and then at Toru.

"Were following them, right?"

"Yup"

It took some time making the other girls wanting to spy on Sero and Kyoka. But once they were actually was successful with it, the went out looking.

Sneak 100: I'm hearing Kyoka's voice from the hot pools-

Aliens are real: Hwat?!?!

---meanwhile---

"You were right, there isn't anybody here" Sero said.

"I'm always right" Kyoka said and sat down by the pool.

She took off her socks and dragged her sweatpants so they were over her knees. Sero just took off his socks since he had shorts on. 

"A leg bath while smoking? Hope we don't drown"

"Don't worry sister in weed, the tape man will save you"

Kyoka snorted and handed him the zip-lock bag after taking a blunt.

"Hey- wanna know what I found in my bag?" Sero suddenly asked.

"Sure"

"I found a list of the least thotty to the most thotty based on our hero costumes, from the last time we got high I think"

"Oh my god- why are Aoyama at the top?" Kyoka cackled.

"Capes are thotty"

---meanwhile---

Mina pressed her ear against the door.

"OH MY GOD THEN ALL-MIGHT IS A THOT!" Kyoka burst out and the girls choked.

They could hear Sero's laughter muffled laughter. Then complete silence.

"Did you just-"

"Sorry!"

They heard a big splash. And a "Hey".

"We should probably go in and check what they are doing" Toru said.

Mina kicked open the door.

Sero was fully clothed but really wet from the water, going out of the pool and holding a zip-lock bag with what looked like paper rolls in it. Kyoka bolted up from the floor and snatched the bag from him. A paper with what looked like a list on was laying on the floor with a lighter. Kyoka had one of the rolls in her mouth and Sero's was in the pool.

"Oh thank god that they are dry" Kyoka sighted out of relief.

"That was a close call-"

"I still hate you for kicking them in you flat ass Shakira wannabe" 

Sero fake gasped.

"Hey- I have cake!"

"Good luck charming Lightning McQueen with that"

Sero snorted and made grabby arms towards the zip-lock bag.

"Nope- you kicked it in!"

"But-"

"My weed my rules"

Oh that was weed.

"Weed!?" Momo choked out.

Kyoka and Sero slowly turned their heads towards the door where the five girls were standing. 

"Weed? What weed!?" Kyoka said and hid the Weed behind her back.

Sero snorted.

"...we all saw the weed" Ururaka said.

"And you till have in your mouth you thot" Sero said to her.

"You are more thotty then me"

"What!? No I'm not-"

"I'm like 18 on the list- you are up at 7" 

"What list, kerro?" Tsu asked.

"This one isn't it?" Mina asked and picked up the paper that was laying on the floor.

---

"You two are still in trouble for this-"

"Please don't tell Aizawa" Kyoka begged with her puppy eyes.

"...fine"

---end---

uuh- don't smoke drugs?

This is the thot list:
1. Aoyama
2. Hagakure
3. Ojiro
4. Momo
5. Todoroki
6. Satou
7. Sero
8. Ururaka
9. Tsu
10. Denki
11. Mina
12. Deku
13. Kirishima
14. Shoji
15. Bakugou
16. Tokoyami
17. Jirou
18. Kouda
19. Mineta
20. Iida

And that's in my opinion based on their hero costumes... Iida's armor isn't thotty and u know it. But look at Ojiro, boob window and fur collar? that's thotty- Hagakure is almost naked and Aoyama doesn't need an explanation. 

-bye