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Wuts good it's ye boi skinny penis with another tag. But not just any tag.
Oh no its not just some flimsy 5 questions. It's a 100 question tag. IF YOU'RE HERE YO BITCH ASS BETTER NOT LEAVE AND NOT DO IT. I WILL HUNT YO ASS DOWN.
Anyways... tagged by -rookytae The hoe didn't even get tagged. No nono she just did it for fun. For fun.
Be thinking about that when you're typing your fingers off people.
Okey enough stalling and let's get to the tag...
1. Do you sleep with your doors opened or closed?
Closed bc I'm a pussy ass lil bitch
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner from hotels?
Lmao my family takes the whole room when we leave. I'm talking towels, showers curtains, vibrators microwaves
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tuck in or out?
...um tucked in?
4.Have you stole a street sign before?
Hell yeah you already know I be racking up them stop signs. Hit me up if you need one.
5. Do you like to use post it notes? Hell no because those hoes never stick a second time when fuck up and have to move them around.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Old people use coupons tf
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A big Bear because I'll proly die faster.
8. Do you have freckles?
Yeah but they get covered up by my wannabe big ass hipster glasses.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
No I'm not photogenic at all so when I take a picture it always looks like a mugshot.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
when someone is smacking on some damn food or chewing with their mouth open all over the place. Like BITCH CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I FIST YOUR THROAT.
11. Do you count your steps when you walk?
I'm too busy trying to get my thot walk together to count.
12. Have you peed in the woods?
No bc I've never been in the woods. Hell I might be half white but I ain't stupid enough to go into the woods long enough to have pee fuck dat shit.
13. Have you even pooped in the woods?
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY BLADDER AND BOWELS?!
14. Do you ever dance even when there is no music?
Yes I do it all them time...even in public unconsciously. A song would pop into my head and next thing you know bultAOREUNE.
15. Do you chew on your pens and pencils?
I mean you have to practice somehow
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
I don't sleep with people. People sleep with ME. Pimp daddy Em sleeps with no one.
17. What is the size of your bed?
Medium?
18. What is your song of the week?
I'm not sorry by Dean
19. Is it Okey for guys to wear pink? hell yeah it's cute on them.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
YASSSS CURIOUS GEORGE AND HAPPY TREE FRIENDS IS MAH SHIT
21. What is your least favorite movie? I don't really watch movies...
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my poosi bc then no one would ever find it.
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Dirty watur
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Oh gurl that honey mustard just omg- I- my body-I could omg.
25. Favorite food?
I like apples.
26. What movie could you watch over and over again and still love it?
I don't watch movies...but you should go check out my sex tape @sexi_plaid
27. Last person you kissed/ kissed you?
I'm still an innocent lil fetus
28. Was you ever a girlscout?
Yasssss that shit was so fun especially at camp.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine.
Psh bitch it's my job wut u talking about
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Lol last year, Santa, letter. I've been naughty and I had got to set shit straight...even tho I'm not
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
I am the oil
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I mean I got to get something escaping the ops.
33. Ever ran out of gas?
My ass will never run out of gas
34. What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
I like my sammiches like my people
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35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
A nice Fruity, cold banana
36. What is your usual bedtime?
What's bedtime when there's wifi
37. Are you lazy?
I wouldn't call it lazy... more like extremely unmotivated
38. When you were a kid what did you dress up from Halloween?
First of all I'm a fetus. And second of all I was a clown bc you know... during that time last year people was dressing up as clowns and kidnapping and murdering kids and people. Yaknow the IT wannabes. So people was like fuck dat shit and started jumping and beating them with bats So yeah.
39. What's your Chinese astrology sign? I think it's a horse. I mean it's kinda true with my sexy porno star horse legs.
40. How many language can you speak? Let's see there's my first language which is ghetto, then there's english and broken ass korean and Spanish.
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Wat
42. Which are better Legos or Lincoln Legos?
Bitch wtf is you talking about all legs are Satan's toys.
43. Are you stubborn?
My nappy ass hair is when I try to flatiron it.
44. Who is better Leno or Letterman?
Hold on lemme bring Google hoes ass into this shit
MISS ME WITH THAT POLITICAL SHIT
45. Ever watch soap operas?
I used to with my grandma before she turned into a mean old hag. I think shows like The Young and The Restless or General Hospital.
46. Are you afraid of heights?
Nah I kinda enjoy them
47. Do you sing in the car?
Yasssss bitch I have concerts in the car. Just add kpop.
48. Do you sing in the shower.
I try not too because if I sing I dance and if I dance I fall and bust my ass
49. Do you dance in the car?
I mean how the hell else is the concert going to be lit?
50. Ever used a gun?
Yes.
My dad likes to collect and sell them (shhh thats a secret between us) funny story, me my brother, his half ass Mexican frand and my asian wannabe frand was playing with the plastic pellet guns and shooting each other. Me and the Asian wannabe had my matching pink plastic pellet pistols and the half ass Mexican and my brother had their brown long barreled plastic pellet pistols. Us being dumbass Americans, we decided to make up a game where we had to shoot each other as many times as we could. Now we were running around dodging, hiding, all that shit people do when you see the ops. When me and the Asian wannabe was hiding behind a building I suddenly hear a girly high pitched ass squeal bc wannabe asian got shot in the throat by the half ass Mexican. It's okey though it didn't kill her. Unfortunately. Not learning or giving a shit, we kept playing. Wannabe asian gets hit again IN THE SAME MOTHER FUCKING SPOT. Moral of the story, half ass Mexicans can shoot really good.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Two weeks ago, great grandmother loves to take ugly ass pictures of me. I honestly don't know how she can afford to buy a new camera everytime she take a picture of me.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes. But I wouldn't eat that kind of cheese. Nah nvm I eat everything like the pig I am
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Is it supposed to be..?.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
What? English!?!? Speak English!
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple bc I'm a basic bitch
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were younger?
I wanted to be an astronaut like that average whit- wait that's racist...uh commercial kid?
57. Do you believe in ghost?
Hell yeah, I'm living one this hoe named Vanessa everytime my fucking friend keeps triggering her calling her Veronica and istg if I stop posting it's because of that hoe possessing and killing me.
58. Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Yeah but not like that thot from the new movie happy die day. Fuck dat
59. Do you take a vitamin daily?
No because I'm a fuccin savage
60. Do you wear slippers?
Yeah bc who tf has time for dirty ass black feet???
61. Do you wear a bathrobe?
No I'm poor
62. What do you wear your bed?
Tiddies and ass to bed
63. What was your first concert?
Lmao
64. Walmart, target, or kmart?
Lol dollar tree. walmart who?
65. Nikes or Adidas?
Crocks
66. Cheetos or fritos?
Cheetoz bc fritno
67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds bc I'm too gay to eat Peanuts
68. Ever heard of the Group Tres Bien?
No is it a gang? Is there a way I can join this gang
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No but I wish I could. My poosi poppin skills would be over 9 thousand.
70. Is there a professional you picture your future spouse doing?
A doctor. I wanna date a doctor especially if it's a woman and I'm a cop. I mean wouldn't that be so hot? a cop and doctor together?! Relationship goals honestly
71. Can you curl your tongue?
It's a must know being a bisexual woman
72. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yeah I do all the time when I look in the mirror
73. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Lol no I spend my time shooting plastic pellets at my brother and friends for fun, fuck outta here with that smart shit.
74. Own any record albums?
I'm only a fetus, I don't even know how to spell rekord alumms
75. Ever own a record player?
The fuck is with these old people questions
76. Do you regularly burn incense?
No but I burn wax and candles.
👌👌👌👈 10 out of 10
77. Ever been in love?
What is love?
baBy dOnt huRt mE.
No, no I haven't.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
I would really like to see mamamoo in concert considering they are the Queens of live performances and I mean
79. What was the last concert you saw?
My queens the lovely f(x) ladies. but like their bootleg concert on YouTube bc you know the 3 p's poorpeopleproblems
80. Hot tae or cold tae?
Really depends on the time of the year
81. Tea or coffee?
Tea. Coffee makes you short and your booty hole work.
82. Sugacookies or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodlez man
83. Can you swim well?
Yeah boi I can swim like the smell between most womens' legs.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
What makes you think I have a nose? Like I could easily be lord voldemor's child and you would never know. STOP ASSUMING MY FACIAL STRUCTURES.
85. Are you patient?
I would say so
86. Dj or band at wedding?
You already know imma have a dj blasting BTS's Fire and if I don't have a man or woman that won't let me do that then they aren't the one.
87. Ever won a contest?
I remember when my aunt and uncle took me to the fair I won this rock-climbing race.
88. Have you ever had plastic surgery?
Are you trying to expose me?!
89. Which are better black or green olives?
why do I have to choose? ARE YOU OLIVIST?! DISCRIMINATING OLIVES OF THEIR COLORS?!
90. Do you knot or crochet?
Honestly who made this tag
91. Best place for a fireplace?
My basement where I can burn all of my evidenceseses
92. Do you want to get married?
I honestly don't know anymore
93. If married how long have you been married?
Well you see I've been married for about 69 years with my bed. We have a really 50 shades kinda relationship
94. Who is your high school crush?
Don't have one bc I know all these cunts too well
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I'm a fetus after all
96. Do you have kids?
Yeah about 6 of them that I have to pay child support on. Always remember to pull out kids.
97. Do you want kids?
98. What's your favorite color?
Lol you know that person who made this tag ran out of ideas bc they asked one of the most basic questions you could ask in a tag.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
No
100. Who are you going to tag to do this next?
ohohohoooooo
Uni_Kracker
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neffa_xox
-eomma
jacks_hiswang
kookie_stole_jamz
xiuwenh
christianchimchar
Thicc-Chan
Too lazy to find more random victims. I've been putting this damn tag off for a month now...BUT IT'S DONE. I did it did it for the victims. You're whalecum. Anyways
Dab safely
Be trash
Golden Fetus
out
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