Rehab

Legit me when I saw this tag^
Yes so I was tagged again...by THIS BITCH neffa_nuggets *cries* this is longer than the damn 13 questions and people tag wtf is wrong with you I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

Anywhore the thing to this tag is to plead yourself innocent or guilty...we all know most of this may be guilty
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so let's penetrate this

1. Asked anyone to marry you?
Guilty...
all the time when with a cotton candy Ring Pop ready for when she says yes....

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Guilty
NOT on the lips but a nice peck on the cheek

3. Danced on a table at a bar?
Innocent
What do you think I am?

4. Told a lie?
Guilty

5. Have feelings for someone you can't have?
Guilty
*cries in korean*

6. Kisses someone of the same sex?
Guilty
Heh...DON'T JUDGE ME

7. Kissed a picture?
If I had pictures of mah Fucktan bois then yeah but other than that innocent

8. Slept until 5pm?
Innocent
Again...WHAT THE TF DO YOU THINK I AM? I'M SAD BUT NOT THAT SAD!

9. Fallen asleep at school/work?
Guilty
I belive my first time was in it think 1st grade...yeah I was a little savage piece of shit

10. Held a snake?
Innocent
AND I'M KEEPING IT THAT WAY

11. Been suspended from school?
Guilty
Almost every year BUT this year...

12. Worked at a fast food restaurants?
Innocent
If you count sea food as fast food... then IN GUILTY AS FUCK

13. Stolen something?
Guilty
*sigh* are you fucking kidding me? *points to username* lol jk but yeah I have when I was younger...once again I was a savage little shit back then.

14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent
BITCH PLEASE I WILL QUIT BEFORE I GET FIRED

15. Danced on a school desk at school?
Guilty
Lol yeah, recently when my school decided to do the the scene from High School Musical for when summer started

16. Laughed so much that something came out of your nose?
Innocent
Sadly...

17. Played 7 minutes in heaven?
Innocent....
cri

18. Kisses in the rain?
Innocent
What the hell man in not in a fucking movie

19. Sat on a rooftop?
Guilty
When I was like 7 with my 14 years old step uncle and his savage ass...lol we got chewed out by my grandmother because she couldn't find us

20. Sing in the shower?
Guilty
And dance...and fall...bust my ass every time...

21. Been in a car/bike crash?
Guilty
Right around the time I was learning how to ride a bike and I crashed into a tree...also when me and my brother were riding our bikes HIS DUMB ASS WANTS TO RIDING INTO MY BACK WHEEL. MOTHER FUCKER SHOULD HAVE JUST LET JISOOS TAKE THE DAMN WHEEL...

22. Kissed someone you shouldn't have?
Innocent
I'm savage but I'm not getting cooties

23. Shave your head?
Who tf...

24. Slept naked
Guilty
I do when I get the chance

25. Gone one or two days without talking?
Innocent
I talk to much so....

26. Made bf/gf cry?
Don't have or never had a love lyfe to do dat but if I did I would never

27. Been in a band?
If you count being in Exhoes ;)

28. Shot a gun?
Guilty
YASSSS IT FEELS SO GUUDDDD

29. Donated blood?
Innocent
I will eventually when I can

30. Eaten alligator meat before?
Innocent
Bitch Whet?

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty
FUK YESH I WANT TO PUMP THAT SHIT IN MAH VEINS

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL DEEZ DEEP QUESTIONS?!

33. Have a tattoo?
Innocent
First one I get will be a fairy tail tat so...

34. Liked someone but never tell who?
Guilty

35. Been too honest?
Guilty
Lol HAVE I?! Brutally

36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty
HE ASKED

37. Ate at a restaurant and got really bloated and couldn't walk?
Guilty
Chinese food is bae fam along with the dudes to;)

38. Erased someone from your friends list?
Guilty
let's see...just recently...THE BITCH WHO IS FORCING ME TO DO THIS

39. If your a girl dresses up as a boy/ if your a boy dressed up as a girl?
Innocent?

40. Been sick over a month?
Guilty
Caught cold... then it turned into the flu... then got strep throat WITH THE flu...then got better and got bronchitis...don't you just love my immune system?

41. Been called beautiful/ handsome by someone who completely meant it?


42. Still keep in touch with your ex?
Innocent
Yes bitch keep reminding me I'm forever alone

43. Cheated on someone?
I HAVE NEVER HAD A DAMN RELATIONSH- yes I have... with Jungkook from bts on my hubby Suga

44. Can a teacher a bad name?
Guilty

45. Have a total stranger treat you by paying your fare?
Innocent
My pride is already wounded enough

46. Got so angry you cry?
Guilty

47. Farted in class?
Innocent
I'm too scared to...

48. Went 24 hours without sleeping?
Guilty
Lol first time was in first grade on mah first day of school...

49. Thought about murder?
Innocent
Whaaattt of course not...
Guilty

50. Thought about mass murder?
Innocent
I'm fucked up but not that fucked up...

51. Stalked someone?
Guilty
Of course I'm a fucking professional

52. Rode in a strangers vehicle?
Innocent
What the hell...

53. Had a bf/gf?
Innocent
Just kill me

54. Throw a his hissy fit at least two days ago?
Guilty
I'm a fucking fetus for crying out loud! Shit i just did doing question 33!

55. Embarrassed yourself in front of a huge crowd?
Guilty
*cries*

56. Ran away from home?
Innocent
I tried to but I couldn't

57. Enter a talent show?
Innocent
Fuck no

58. Went a week without eating?
Innocent

59. Threw a party when your parent left the house?
Innocent

60. Met an actress/actor?
Innocent
Cri

FINNALY I HAVE FINISHED
AFTER THIS BULLSHIT I'M GONE HAVE TO GO BACK TO FUCKING REHAB ABOUT MY DRINKING PROBLEM MAN! *sips bleach* THIS IS THE LONGEST FUCKING TAGGING EVER WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?!

SO HERE'S MY VICTIMS:
Marksonisbae ;-3
kookie_stole_jamz just to make sure you'll do it ;)
So I mainly planned on tagging bitches I don't like but still follow on Shitpad. So yeah not that much huh? IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS FUCKING TAG YOU HAVE TO POST A SELFIE OF YOURSELF MAKING A FUCKED UP ASS V FACE OR MAKE A MOTHER FUCKING LONG ASS SMUT WITH AT LEAST 1300 WORDS . I think I should do a random hoe let's see...
RapmonieMonieMonie I'm so sorry may the Lord be with you my dear child *sprays holy watur and jams over you* again I'm so sorry but whalecum to the hell of tags and since I don't hate/know you you don't have the punishments like deez hoes^.
If you didn't get tagged this time your welcome.
like always
Dab safely
Be trash
Golden Fetus out

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