TitanKilledMyFamioli brought me back from my hibernation....for the god damn tag that's longer than my dick. But without further adodo

Have you ever...

1. Skipped class?
Ye boi
2. Done drugs?
Nu boi
3. Self-harmed
No but the amount of scratches I have from falling and shit would make you think otherwise.
4. Drank?
Get wasted dudes
5. Shop lifted?
Sadly yes...but when I was younger! Like when I was 6.
6. Got a tattoo?
No but I want one so bad
7. Broken up with somebody?
Nope

What's your favorite...

8. Show?
Porn

9. Movie?
Vkooks sextape

10. Song?
Remind ya..
I'm kinda..
WET runnin down my vagina.

11. Artist?
Katsushika Hokusai
Don't know who dat is?
Lemme remind ya

Here we have Poseidon throwing a fit

Here we have bananas in durty watur where daddy throws his fits

And here we have tourist checking out the place with the floating bananas. ( daddy bout to throw another fit and wash them all away like my sins)
12. Singer/band?
imma have to say my favorite singer is Crush  with the Fucktan bois being my favorite band of course.
13. Memory?
When I got to sit on my dad's back while he done push ups when I was a smol little brat.
14. Book?
Lol I don't read. Book read ME.

This or that...

15. Invisibility or the ability to fly?
Considering I'd proly fly into a planes propeller flyingggggg I believe I'll choose invisibility
16. Cookies or cake?
If you want a treat my cookie is vanilla
Her cookie may be sweet but my cookie is Killa
My bakery is open late
You know where the goodies at
Patty cake Patty cake watch me shake my goodies fast
I know you wanna taste my kookie it's so yummy
Lemme put it in ya face
you looking  you looking kinda hangry

Cake, I like cake.
17. Twitter or Facebook? Lol I don't have either but I guess twitter would be fun.
18. Coke or sprite?
Sprite bc I like to see my bubbles my dear guppies.
19. Blind or deaf?
Deaf so I don't have to hear people's shit.
20. Tae or cumffee?
SWEET tae

What's your....

21. Age?
69
22. sign?
Am I picking up signals that you're flirting with me?
23. Height?
6'69
24. Sexual orientation?
As straight as an octagon
25. Longest relationship?
10 months and 6 days

What's your opinion on...

26. Gay rights?
Erryone should be treated the same regardless of their skin, race, religion, ect. I mean gays are citizens right? And what are citizens supposed to have? What gets read to you if you get arrested for selling stolen jams around the street corner? You are correct. The holy bibl- rights! Amd that is all i habr to say vote the wild and sexi for president. Oh and gay porn. Yes. We all love gay porn. Have  to have rights to make porn I'm 6669% sure of it.
27. Second chance?
Second chances are made so we can learn from our mistakes right?
28. Long distance relationships?
Very hard thing...like my dick
29. Abortion? 
It's like the person who made this wants to start a fight.
30. The death penalty?
A life for another life. I mean if it was you and you was a lil sperm lookin ass ghost ghosting around bc someone killed you how would you feel about them getting to live and walk around while you're forced to watch the low quality porn the person you're stuck with's shit?? What if that person killed a close relative or someone you love?
31. Marjuana?
So what we get drunk~
So what we smoke weed~
We're just having fun~
Lol but nah I don't like the fact that some people can take it home legally or with it even in food. Gots to keep it real and buy that shit around the street corner in laghetto.
32. Love?
Ouch.

Do you.... ( do you do you do you what the fuck you want)

33. Believe in ghost?
Hell yeah motha fucka. Side note:
Imagine a ghost fucking someone, right? and someone walks in to seeing Their  asshole opening and closing like boi. Fuck me up.
34. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
Bitch I sleep with that fucker closed and locked. We ain't playing that dumb scary movie shit. I refuse to see some hoe walking down MY hall to my room. Shit... got me fuck up.
35. Have a gf/ bf?
No, I have a bunnypoosibaery
36. Like yourself?
Lol no.

I fucking love myself.

Ohohohoo tits been a while since I've had a long tag like dis.
Let's tag shall we? *illuminati lookin finger wiggles*
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