Holy shit. What was that? I can't believe my eyes. What just happened. Okay, first at all, I can't see a thing. Where are my glasses? As I search the ground I notice it the grass is longer than that of my own garden where I was five seconds ago. And oh my god, I just can't describe the horror I encounted when I found them and put them on.

I AM SITTING ON THE EDGE OF A MOUNTAIN. Underneath me is a fast flowing river just waiting to devour me. The only reason I haven't fallen of yet, is the fact that my feet are supported by the branches of a tree. A not so sturdy looking tree, may I add.

I never knew there was something scarier than Caroline (which shouldn't be a children's movie btw) and my very successful attempt to avoid scary movies ever since isn't helping me at the moment, since I'm paralyzed by fear.

After a while I find the courage to desperately try to crawl my way up to a saver place, my hatred for my professor slowly grows, since I believe he's the reason I'm in this very particular situation with his stupid book. I'm now clinging to an other more sturdy looking branch, not being able to pull myself up. This must be my punishment for not going to the gym.