Jason's POV

Holy mother of balls... He just jumped off a cliff! "10/10!" Adam clapped. "That was a good illusion."

"That wasn't an illusion!" I yelled.

"Oh." Adam nodded. "Wait, so Ty's falling to HIS DEATH?!"

"Yes." I nodded.

"START SHOOTING THE ENDER CRYSTAL THINGS!!!" Adam screamed.

THE ENDERDRAGON PICKED HIM UP?!?!?!?!?! But we still shot the crystals 'cause the dragon wasn't DROPPING TY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After he roared and put Ty down on a pillar and wanted me to die.

Ty's POV

I woke up on a tower. "IM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"

Then I looked down. Le gasp! DESE GUYS DONT HAVE TO FIGHT!!! When I swung my arms to jump. "Ow." There was a freaking scratch and I was bleeding.

I jumped anyway. What if I die??? "YOU ARE FLAPPY BIRD!!!" I screamed flapping my arms.

I landed on my face and stood up. I'm not hurt! At all! "ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!"

"It's not Christmas idiot." Endstone roared.

"Oh." I sighed disappointedly.

The fight! A little lightbulb turned on in my mind. "NO!!! FIGHTING ISNT RIGHT!!!" I screamed.

"Ty, we have to kill the Enderdragon, that's why we came." Jason sighed.

"You will not kill the master of life!" I commanded.

"Notch is the master of life." Adam shook his head.

"Notch dammit Adam, don't correct me." I scolded.

"Move." Jason commanded.

"Nope! If you with to kill master, you have to kill meeeee!!!" I sung.

"No Ty senpai kun, we won't keel you!!!" Adam whined.

"Then just exit though the portal dingus." I rolled my eyes.

"Uh, the portal isn't lit, there's no portal. Solution: We have to kill the Enderdragon." Jason sighed.

"ENDSTONE KUN, WHAT CAN YOU DO?!" I screamed.

"I can make a portal, duh." Endstone rolled his eyes.

"DO IT YA DINGUS!!!" I screamed.

A portal appeared. "Seeeeee?" I gestured them to the portal.

"You have to come with us Ty senpai." Adam commanded.

I looked at Endstone. "Yas! You will go!" He roared.

"YAYYYY!!!" I clapped my hands. "C'mon doods!"

We jumped through the portal and were in the stronghold again. "What the Nether Ty?" Adam glared.

"What?" I asked.

"We're supposed to kill the Enderdragon!" Jason yelled.

"NO WE WERNT!" I screamed. "IF WE DID WE WOULNT MEET THE IDIOTS AND ADAM WOULDNT DIE THEN RESP-"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!?" Adam shouted.

"NO THE SKYLOX!!! ADAM SENPAI KUN PLZ NO!!!" I screamed.

"Then the SkyMU will happen!" Jason muttered.

Adam walked out of the stronghold. "What's his problem?" I asked.

"All you did that was like you was scream random nonsense and somewhat defend us." Jason sighed.

"So...?" I tilted my head.

"But you defended the Enderdragon too!" He added angrily.

"That's 'cause he's my master and he is also a senpai, duh!" I rolled my eyes.

"Aren't me and Adam your only senpais?" Jason asked.

"Now there are threeeeee!" I held the three. "Jason senpai, Adam senpai and Endstone senpai!"

"Who the nether is Endstone?" Jason asked.

"A senpai." I nodded.

"I mean, who's Endstone, I know he's your senpai, you told me twice." Jason rolled his eyes.

"The Enderdragon duh." I sassed.

"Screw this." Jason walked out.

"JASON SENPAI AND TY SENPAI, FOOOOOOOOD!!!" Adam screamed.

Me and Jason ran upstairs and ran into everything. "Jason did it." I pointed at Jason.

"Eaaaaaaaaaat" Seto said.

Adam kissed Dawn. Dawn giggled. WHAT A CHANGE OF EVENTS. "Ty you have to come with meeeeeeeeee!" Seto commanded.

"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY" I screamed.

"Because I'm cool." Seto replied.

"You can't argue with that." Jason pointed out.

I sighed. "Yeah, I could never compete with that..."

Seto grabbed my arm and dragged me to his room. "Read this." He shoved paper in my face.

"Oki!" I nodded. "De five of de fortnights have gone bye-bye since de death of our leader, de off spring from Sernic has yet to be born noob and we are super duper desperate and need help 'cause we are sissies. Without a leader we will struggle to get the flipping overworld and be flipping majestic."

Seto was having a seizure. "Can I eat now?" I asked.

"HOW DID YOU READ THAT?!?!?!?!?!?" Seto screamed.

"You can't read English? Wow, you're dumb." I sighed.

"THAT WASNT FLIPPING ENGLISH, IT WAS DE LANGUAGE OF DE DRAGONS!!!" He screamed again.